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fuckbangovers: So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ I heard my mom
berkeleyscastle: I’m making a new text post about this. The old one is getting spread around like wildfire, and I want to make one that better states what I am trying to say. If you are under the age of 18, you are not a little or a caregiver. The
al-the-stuff-i-like: yes-i-am-superlocked: nicolrene: ghdos: The two smartest men on the planet. Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog. This is unreal go through all of the dwarves. you’ll realize that no matter what they say, they’re
spectralninja: “I am a 90s cartoon kid. Cartoons today suck.” WELL EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY AGAIN? SUCK IT.
rootbeersweetheart: cinabonjovi: phineaslightfoot: lebywritenow: caitlynsource: Esther Jenner on her daughter Caitlyn Jenner MAMAS THIS IS WHAT MAMAS SHOULD BE LIKE. I AM CRYINGIF MY MOM COULD ONLY BE LIKE THIS @ PEOPLE WHO SAY “WELL HIS MAMA
steftastan:Female Titan from Shingeki no KyojinI love her! I have mixed feelings about her, though. She’s BAD ASS, but I can’t feel comfortable saying that because… well you know what happens.Now I am dying to draw either Jean or Raviolli next~
hammandbuble: jenngofett: That day, Vader was amazed to discover that when Boba was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.” #have been laughing for approximately 5000 years at this joke #oh my god #that is hilarious #i am
“Dayoung! Dad is a really strong person… I’m a very strong person. If there are any bad people, I’ll protect you. I”ll say, What is this? And go bam! Pow! That’s the type of dad I am. Cool, right?”(AMBSubs & SinAQ)
plantvibes:it’s so weird to me that people think I’m quiet because I am always thinking/talking in my head my brain never shuts up so when people say “You’re so quiet!” it’s like what the fuck,. no
whatt-to-do:you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’
p1ants: i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather At gatherings when strangers ask what I do, I say “nothing” and my friends
bikiniarmorbattledamage: krixwell: dare-to-dm: feministgamingmatters: I am really struggling to write academically about this trend of developers making up bad excuses for not including women because what I really want to say is that it sucks and
strider17: midtown120blues: catburger: I am re playing Resident Evil 4 and what the hell is this when they say be there or be square and you dont show up It’s him. It’s president evil.
naughtynicegirl69: heard you liked submissions!! 💕💕 http://bbygrrll.tumblr.com/ NNG69~Submissions is my way of sharing my blog with sweet sexy woman such as yourself…I am no greedy girl with my tumblr family…you know what they say…sharing
craintheos: “You know what I want? Not to win the lottery or go on vacation to the Carribean. I want normal people problems. Like, am I getting enough fiber? Why did my friend say that insensitive thing about my weight?"
pandabearjayy: I love it when guys on grindr say they’re only looking for friends but won’t respond to me because why? Am I not attractive enough to even be considered for friendship? Not masculine enough? What is it?
steftastan: Female Titan from Shingeki no Kyojin I love her! I have mixed feelings about her, though. She’s BAD ASS, but I can’t feel comfortable saying that because… well you know what happens. Now I am dying to draw either Jean or Raviolli next~
beer is the most rancid shit ever but it is also amazing do you guys get what i am saying
l0vegl0wsinthedark:anxietyproblem:I don’t know what it says about my current mental state that I am laughing uncontrollably at this
loveandchibis: suspend: whenever i watch a movie with my crush, he would always pause the movie and make sure i understand whats happening then when i say “YES I AM WATCHING AND I TOTALLY UNDER-” he’ll kiss me lots to shut me up and he’ll just
thebeastinsidex: ‘everything you say is correct, but why do i feel like its unfair? i dont know anything, i dont do anything, but, what i am supposed to do when my existence seems to bother you?
feedistconfessions:Feederism is really the only thing that turns me on….Private parts just dont do it….and idk it feels odd to say im asexual because bellies are hot. idk what i am.
fatboydiet: feedistconfessions: Feederism is really the only thing that turns me on….Private parts just dont do it….and idk it feels odd to say im asexual because bellies are hot. idk what i am. I can relate.
heliotrope–skies: conservativepenguin: This is what I do on snapchat :( Hogwarts freshmen be like:Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying. Hogwarts
ukfa: feedistconfessions: Feederism is really the only thing that turns me on….Private parts just dont do it….and idk it feels odd to say im asexual because bellies are hot. idk what i am. This is exactly right for me!
fatboydiet: ukfa: feedistconfessions: Feederism is really the only thing that turns me on….Private parts just dont do it….and idk it feels odd to say im asexual because bellies are hot. idk what i am. This is exactly right for me! This describes
windmage: *grits teeth* why yes hello i am a good functioning neurotypical citizen of this fine land and i care about what you have to say
feedistconfessions: Feederism is really the only thing that turns me on….Private parts just dont do it….and idk it feels odd to say im asexual because bellies are hot. idk what i am.
hexglyphs: and how exactly am i supposed to find love in a world where no one will say “you have bewitched me body and soul” to me as a pickup line unironically??? that’s what i thought
vampireapologist: vampire-crimson: vampireapologist: I am to vampires what that cup of tea you made five hours ago to drink and then forgot about is to humans An “oh shit not again” moment they say this as they spot me sitting on their couch
:Ice queen feeders that fatten you up plenty, but treat you coolyWanting her praise, you keep gaining weight desperately. She keeps you around for the services you provide. “What does the scale have to say before I am rewarded?” you wonder
dzamie:dovewithscales:dzamie: sexynbabyarethesmartones:dzamie: dzamie:I am respectfully asking goyim to stop saying “well what about this innocent explanation?” when they ask me to explain an antisemitic dogwhistle.Yes, that person COULD have been
If what Proust says is true, that happiness is the absence of fever, then I will never know happiness. For I am possessed by a fever for knowledge, experience, and creation. ~Anais Nin
1kmspaint: Reaping The Rewards Mixtape Pardon me if my French is wrong for what Widowmaker says. It may be incorrect or is out of context, it has been a while since I studied any french. Though I am pretty sure in this context it should still make sense.
I know it’s hump day, but how about my boobs instead? :) -E I will never say no to those beautiful boobs. While it isn’t technically a Hump Day shot, I am posting it on Hump Day regardless! I mean, what kind of horrible sadist would I
sweetgracious: ‘What did Dom Perignon say to fellow monks after he invented champagne?…Come quickly, I am tasting the stars!’ - John Green, The Fault in our Stars I’m jealous…I want that tub!
iwilleatyourenglish: i will always respect people who eat ass who look at bootyholes and says “i know exactly what that’s all about and i am gonna ram my tongue in it” that kind of bravery is not something you can just gain, that kind of bravery
humiliation-captions-and-more: I know you are his new wife, but I am his secretary, and if I schedule your assfucking on Tuesday, that’s what is going to happen.My job is to make my boss happy. Your job is to do as I say. Your fake tits and lips aren’t
amixedreality: am I the only person who says ‘ow’ in surprise even if what happened didn’t remotely hurt me
ladynightrose: I open up my calculator in Trig that I got from the back from the room and this is what it says. I am afraid.
flavorbutt: What you just saw was the blog fuckyeahdeadcrackers.tumblr.com. I am legitimately scared now. I’ve sent a message to the staff. I’m only posting this for archival purposes. TO THOSE OF YOU THAT SAY “REVERSE RACISM ISN’T A THING”:
yvanprime: Mary, what to say … except that I am completely under the spell, that you are a rare beauty … really unique. #marymadisonlove #perfectbody #dreamcurves #spa #ThePhotoHour #love
sugabear42: gaythugbotty: whoppercocks: another whopper! Omg now that’s what’s am talking about. .if you fill me say He’ll yea* I mean DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN
jackdsg: Look what I found on Jackd. Looks like there are more money boys in Singapore recently. This one from Hong Kong. Translation: I am a money boy. Professional massager. Provides 1069 (which means flex and need I say more for 69?). Photos shown
alwaysbewoke: “Every professional and activist black person I know is out here playing a game of *risk management.* How much *can* I say around these white folks, before these white folks come for me. And what punishments am I willing to accept in
thisasian: orestespining: i just want a television show where a male character says “you’re not like other girls” and the female character is like “what the fuck is wrong with other girls” #i am sick of ‘other girls’ being sacrificed
jen-c5k: bluestripedrenulian: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: Remember, it’s not a competition This amazing comic just says it all about what it’s like to be an artist. This..is…BEAUTIFUL! ;w; I am actually smile, now. Thank you so much! <3
Some guy in this Starbucks is wearing a shirt that says “Dead girls are easy.” I…. I really really hope I am seriously misunderstanding what that means. I can’t.
sansastark: IRELAND SAYS AN OVERWHELMING YES TO GAY MARRIAGE!!!!I AM SO PROUD TO BE IRISH TODAY, WE ARE A COUNTRY THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MOCKED BY OTHERS AS FANATICS WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO SEPARATE CHURCH FROM STATE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
egowave: “What I am trying to say to this country, to us, is that we must know this. We must realize this, that no other country in the world have been so fat and so sleek, and so safe, and so happy, and so irresponsible, and so dead. No other country
shirleymaclaine: Well, as I was saying, it costs a lot to be authentic, ma'am. And one can’t be stingy with these things because you are more authentic the more you resemble what you’ve dreamed of being. Todo sobre mi madre (1999) dir. Pedro Almodóvar
agrippinaes:what is it? jane eyre with nothing to say? everything seems unreal. i am real enough. you, sir, are the most phantom-like of all.
rubbingmymuff: “I don’t care what anyone says. If I wanna masturbate, I’m gonna masturbate. I’m horny. Dammit! I’m so fuckin’ horny. I’ve taken off my panties and am forcing myself to cum so bad. Look at my bald pussy. Look at me vibrating
blue-wave-789:Dark Korra/Modern AUI don’t know what to say, I am just happy it’s finished :D O oO <3
smalllady: What? Say something! Am I so beautiful that you’ve no words left? my princess~ <3
stefaniamodel: Whatever People Say I am, That’s What I’m Not <3 <3 <3
ffuffle: I don’t know what to say. I had this silly idea at 3 am and I drew it. < |D’‘‘‘
