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What Makes You Passionate About Spanking? A rather lively discussion began this Valentine’s Day week about this question: “What makes you passionate about spanking?” A bunch of complicated responses to a great, simple question
You heard your wife say, “he won’t be back until tomorrow.”And at that moment you didn’t think about what was going to happen when she found out that you were already back home, that you had been there all the time, hidden, and doing
What if you found out a secret about your stepmom?What if you learned… SHE is the one, the only Tara Tainton?!Come, and experience it with me…
What do you mean the lighting changes dramatically? I have no idea what you’re talking about.
You think I look pretty? I bought it today, all for you. I was thinking about you all day. I touched myself like, six times, thinking about what your reaction would be when you got home. And I can see the wait was worth it! Look at how excited you are…Who
What are you talking about what you mean hard day?
What are you dreaming about little dude? A world of happiness? Where bad stuff doesn’t happen to people? Where we can just live freely and not have to worry about judgment, hatred and violence? Me too bud. Me too. I know this blog is about dick jokes.
What would you do with this boy?Part 2: Here’s what actually happenedSee the full post with all 10 pics, animated GIFs, and the story of what happened here.(This is about as “non-adult” as I could make this post here…all the really good parts
You know, sometimes you read stuff in comics that makes you stop, think, and also say “what the fuck”, i got one of those moments while reading hellblazer #100, this is where Constantine is in hell and he learns about the sins of his father, and
What’s the matter sweetie, you want me to let you go? How about you start behaving and then I’ll think about it.
What do you like about my art? What would you like to see more of?
ouyangdan: leggywillow: truezodiacfact: Moth pit My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds. you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
You know why there’s feminism, black lives matter, and gay pride? Because these are movements for people that have been oppressed. You straight white males who keep complaining “what about me, what about me,” are NOT oppressed. Stop
greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
thedoctorisreadyallonsy: g-erti: you know how sometimes you want to listen to music but everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want
bulletsgee: “what’s stopping you from doing what you want???!” well there’s my parents, money, crippling anxiety,
affectionatesuggestion: If I’m dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you’re working on. because that’s what people do when they’re in love.
kneelbeforemistressphil:kaalashnikov:your-continuum:kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety like they just DO THINGS without worrying about them first wow Anxiety is an excuse I hope you walk
What ultra specific movie genre do you belong in?
genekellys: I don’t want to talk about it! Everytime I think about something nice, you remind me of bad things. I only want to talk about the nice things. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? dir. Robert Aldrich
what do big titties have to do with trains? what about this screams “this cartoon is about trains” what the fuck is this shit? what the fuck Japan? are you fucking that desperate? is this what your animated industry amounts to? how old is
video games don’t have to be fun anymore to play them.
What’s the point of enjoying something if you aren’t comfortable with separating yourself from what you like about it and critiquing the shit out of it?
stumpatd: stumpatd: i wish i knew what you were thinking i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog
saphore: your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
valilihapiirakka:me drying the tears of a 6 year old at work: aw, i’m sorry, that’s rough - but look, you’ll probably feel way better about it once you’ve had a snack me, responding to my flatmate or partner being anxious: hmm fair but also you’ll
self-shadowing-prey: starkravingparker: Sleepover with me Please stop by and: Rant about something Tell me about your day Tell me what you think of me Tell me what you think I’m like irl,based on my blog Send me an opinion Send me a would you rather
xeroxxcii: mintyprincess: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE OH WHAT THE SHIT
the-jean-kirschtein: junjouchara: serrie-smiles: BUT GUYS WHAT DOES THE BIRD MEAN I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT SWIMMING HARU WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT BIRDS NOW YOU’RE A DOLPHIN THE WINGS OF FREE!DOM???? THE WINGS OF FREEDOM
what is this. what the fuck is this. why is everyone in the corner, i did not sign up for this you piece of shit villagers.
realsuggestions:Don’t trust people who continue to tease you about something after you’ve made it clear that it hurts you and you’re self conscious about it.
wellfuckk: 14kgoldsoul: When you know your sex is good, you highkey become a pleaser and just want your partner to sit back and enjoy what you about to put on em. Don’t worry about me, I’ll get mine later. This is me
You know you’re terrible when you catch yourself moping over Korrasami being canon and P'Li/Ming-Hua not existing outside of your head. I mean, we could have had evil lesbians where they both die in the end instead of two of the main characters
You’ve always known what you want. And you go after it. You stand up to Dad. And you always have. Hell, I wish I, anyway….I admire that about you. I’m proud of you, Sammy.
You listen to me. Every single one of my followers. I may not talk to you every day. I may not RP with you. I might not even know you beyond an icon and a URL. But you know what? You're important, you're special, and I care about you. I promise
When you’re in meetings all day, and halfway through you realize that you have THE MOST MASSIVE PIT SWEAT STAINS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.So you end up doing this thing for the rest of the day 🙅
You’re happy that I left, didn’t you? I love you but all you do is serve me lies in return.. You said you want to have a chance at showing me how things changed. Whenever I do, you’re always busy. What about me ? And whenever you want
you know what’s great. when you’re trying to quit drinking and everybody is absolutely appalled at that decision and tries to convince you all night to Drink Alcohol or you’re no funalso turns out i am actually empirically no fun at parties without
noshirtnoblouse: i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back Wow. I am the person that guys come to when their all nervous about talking to girls. Fuck.
“What do you mean, you’ve changed your mind about taking me out? I got dressed up especially for that reason! Don’t you like what I’m wearing? What? Oh, yes, I guess it is a little bit revealing.”
“You know what I like about you, Mr. Crude?” asked Julia.“That I’m a good teacher?” he replied with a wink.“Okay, that, too,” she said with a giggle. “But I think what I like best about you is that you know you have power over all of us,
“What do you think?” asked Valeria.“About what?” responded Mr. Crude.“Should I keep this on, or take it off?” she asked.He chuckled and answered, “Take it off, of course!”Valeria looked over her shoulder and said, “If I do, you’d
“What are you thinking about, young lady?” asked Mr. Crude.“Just wondering if I should stay outside a little longer and enjoy the sunshine, or take you back to the house and fuck you silly,” she replied.“How about a compromise? Enjoy the sunshine
You know what. All you little bitches can go fuck off. The second I say one thing about my day you all sit here and bitch at me. You DON’T know the shit I am going through. You DON’T know how broken down I am. Fuck off.
thebootydiaries:Someone: You’re so dramatic!Me, with a rose between my lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping myself across a piano: I have no idea what you’re talking about@slendershadow1 I feel like
you and all your lawful chaotics and chaotic lawfuls what about a nice evil good character?? you ever think about playing that???
: You can bet your sweet ass we do. I’ve had extremely vivid dreams about fucking you. And your husband has been quite vocal about wanting to fuck your ass Liv! So what do you say we get this party started babe.
“You deserve someone who loves you with every single beat of his heart, someone who thinks about you constantly, someone who spends every minute of every day just wondering what you’re doing, where you are, who you’re with, and if you’re OK.
per-sempre-parte-di-me: play-the-game: bl-ossomed: oaktreegirl: I scrolled past this at first and then I thought about it and I realized what it means what does it mean? It means do you need someone for the sake of not feeling alone and or sad
You love them so much you inevitably forgive them the second they hurt you without really realizing it because its pain. It freaks people out so they run away. What if I hurt them, but what about when they hurt me, what about the mistakes to come, what
“What is the worst rumor about you?” “That i’m from yonkers… You know how on Wikipedia you can change what it says. I seem to be unable to change that it says yonkers. Of all.. I mean i just can’t change it. It just keeps popping
pleasuresart: What about you?
terrypratchettparadise: ‘I’m a world-famous liar.’ ‘Is that true?’ ‘No.’ ‘What about you being the world’s greatest lover?’ There was silence for a while. ‘Well maybe I’m only No. 2,’ said Casanunda. ‘But I try harder.’
firefly-flashes: thesimplicityof07: Well I’ll be in debt, I want: Funny ũ Smart ũ Great in bed Ū Faithful ū Romantic Ū Tall (at least taller than me) ũ So that makes a total of บ… What about you @oriwitch, @vamploverrr, @mydarkangel2pls,
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biancabeauchamp:I just LOVE this set! What about you? ILOVEBIANCA 🔥 #redhead #mask #masquerade #redlips #biglips #stockingshttps://www.instagram.com/p/CWYo-rMLsy_/?utm_medium=tumblr
greelin:“what is sexy about vampirism exactly?” i cannot help you if you even need to ask, like. i can’t. i’m sorry. there’s nothing for me to do. you’ll never UNDERSTAND
letmedreamjay77777-deactivated2:Being naughty always brings a smile to me what about you… 😈😈😈
when will people stop talking about intelligent non-earthly life forms like they don’t exist, or like some people haven’t already had experiences with them/they haven’t already visited“what if aliens visited”“what if aliens…” blah
captain-toaster: naked-yogi: Here’s a wild notion! Consent is not consent when you pressure someone into saying “yes.” Consent is not consent when someone agrees to something solely because you won’t stop bothering them about it. Consent is
