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grabmyattention: Stuff that Grab my Attention - Random - Archive I’m tempted to ask what this guy is being feed, but I know it’s all in his genes. If this keeps up, pants will soon be made with an inside pocket to hold and hide these monsters
Christ, I hate it when I’m trying to line up a shot and Sarenna Lee strips down to her high heels, climbs on the table and starts posing. I’m trying to play here!
What girlfriends/boyfriends are good for. I want someone to iron my clothes. I hate ironing clothes. Apply now and let’s break up later.
The evening began elegantly enough. But the more alcohol we consumed, the more risky things became. I knew what kind of mood you were in when you slipped your wet panties into my suit jacket pocket. This kind of bad behavior always ends with a punishme
werard-gay: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed me this
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The awkward moment when a teacher tells you to empty your pockets:
perryferry: mythoftheheart: madbonkers: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the
Wow guys!I had never thought the community would be great enough put money in my pocket for what I already do. Thanks so much for the the love– maybe there is some possibility of art as a job in the future after all! For those who already have
pocket-pixie: Okay, my turn for a heartwarming Homestuck story: So on saturday of CTcon, this little girl came up to me and a couple of other homestucks are hanging out on the second floor. She was interested in our outfits and asked what they were.
bimainehusband: Remember the night we met @Partygirl31??? He drove us back to the hotel after dinner. Your panties were already in my pocket since you gave them to me shortly after dinner. What a Ride!!!
communismkills: communismkills: HI *TACKLEGLOMPS U* X3 *NOTICES BULGE IN UR PANTS* OWO WHAT’S THIS??? The original post, which has since been edited, for those confused: daddy is my pockets x3 he makes me squishy when i think about his cummies
what-even-is-thiss:I’m trying to figure out why cis people feel so threatened by trans people just existing and my only conclusion is that they carry their genders around in metal lipstick containers in their pockets and they’re afraid that trans
rhobi: ‘hey what’s your otp’ i put my hands in my pockets casually, giving a nervous laugh. ‘w-what’s an otp’ i stutter. i take my hand out of my pocket to brush my hair back smoothly. a list falls out of the pocket. it begins
bladesrunner:“Could you please reach into the right pocket of my coat and give me what you find in there?” INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS 2009 | dir. Quentin Tarantino
spooky-boi: babygirl-in-daddys-world: mister-daddy: This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥ what the
thistlefly: thistlefly:“Source? Can you provide a literal example of-” No! No, I don’t always have the concrete citations of what I believe to be morally correct in my back pocket. No, in my focus on keeping my own offline life together I haven’t
poopflow: *popular blog follows me* oh shit i better not fCUk *spaghetti spills out of my pockets* Shit shit what *throws computer after slipping in spaghetti* fUCK
hyrulewarriors:do you ever wonder what your idle animation would be if you were a videogame character
alicehopewalker: clannyphantom: what if ssomeone tried to mug me and all they got from my pocket was this id continue mugging you in hopes of finding more
reallymang: surprise I’m putting it up anyway. send me submissions of what you do with it.Like putting a hot pocket in my mouth mayhaps.
pussylightlytoasted: surprise I’m putting it up anyway. send me submissions of what you do with it.Like putting a hot pocket in my mouth mayhaps.
hypnoswriter: “I’m…” I scratch my head trying to remember what I was saying. My eyes fall on the pocket watch dangling from a gold chain in his hand. I feel blank, like empty. My head a balloon that the air is leaking out. I feel like if I opened
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I’m BACK FROM PAYING BILLS OHMYGOD I’M SO TIRED AT LEAST IN GOT SOME CASH IN MY POCKET~ WHATS UP Y'ALL?
classy-littlefuck: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed
syupon: shut—up—harry: syupon: syupon: my panties have this lil pocket and?? why is it there what does it want wHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IN IT and then there’s smooth motherfucker you might be able to put your phone in there if your pants
realedc: This is what I have been putting in my pockets lately. eGear Pico light Victorinox Recruit Zebra F-701 Casio MRW-200H I am in the process of rebuilding my EDC. Until I acquire the funds to do so, this is what I am rockin’. Sure, it isn’t
ansoknives: A little something for your viewing pleasure. Prototype for upcoming model! Details still to be decided but let me know what you think :) for those going to Blade this will be in my pocket! #prototype #ansodesign #danishdesign #madeindenmark
mytinyisabella: I’ve looked in the mirror numerous times, & never felt disappointed or ashamed in the person I am or becoming. So, tbh…I can care less about the next bitch’s opinion. Instead of worrying about my life & what’s in my pocket…worry
hurricanelaura: What the fuck is this this shit in my pocket: a tale of not checking pants before doing laundry.
dangergays: pocket-niall: Every single time STORY TIME. Okay, so in like, 8th grade, I asked my teacher to go to the bathroom. I took my bag and she didn’t question it bc she inferred what was up.Apparently, after I left, some boy asked why I took
kintsuku: ghangster: what is a smile puts u in my pocket 💕💕
hottestbabes2: As you sit there in your skid marked underwear, eating a hot pocket and drinking a Mt. Dew do you ask yourself what the fuck am i doing? Yes, you could be doing so much more. Here’s how. Take your worthless porn addict ass to my fucking
aly-cat-universe:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:raccoons should be encouraged. in what way precisely, i could not say. In their Pursuits, i would supposeI once had a raccoon walk up to me, undo the Velcro pocket on the calf of my cargo pants and steal a
shardofnarsil: “You said ask me a question. Well, that is my question; what have I got in my pocket?" Riddles in the Dark (Requested by irrationality-of-rationality)
Charlie turned and asked Mr. Crude, “Do you like what I did to my shorts?”“Yes. I see you managed not to ruin the pockets, too. Clever girl,” he replied.Charlie giggled and said, “I have a special pocket in the front. Want to see it?”“Yeah.
seldrew: Freedom Writers (2007) You hate me? You don’t even know me. I know what you can do. I saw white cops shoot my friend in the back for reaching into his pocket, his pocket! I saw white cops come into my house and take my father away for no
m4ge: What’s the point of breast pockets You can’t put anything in them it looks too weird I wonder where I should put my calculator Ah yes perfect my boob is the most convenient and least awkward way to carry this item
pupuroon replied to your post: prayer circle for people in the homest… that’s what fanart is for :D /strokes sollux’s pretty head its what keeps me alive :’D/tucks Nepeta into my pocket
earendil-was-a-mariner: I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted.
What’s in my pocket? St.Dupont lighter and cutter some change, and H.Upmann cigar
uhtworld:Oh really? You can do with your allowance what you only want and it should has nothing to do with me ? Ok, in similar way I can do with the money on my account what I only want, so forget about any pocket money for months.
thesugarhole said: innocent angel yea right i know whats in your pants *winks oh! i forgot i left my pocket bible in there thank u for reminding me
