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nickcarragay: isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
swagking4000: there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
rhyse: taylorswift: imnotsomefloozy: taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪 MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this. The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet
neilnevins: nathanael-platier: We freed them…but at what cost? that ball wasn’t there to trap them it was to protect us
powerburial: signedsincerelymegan: powerburial: just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before. or you could do the easy thing and
deanandthedemonbloodprince: I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally
jobhaver: lardcomposite: jobhaver: instead of letting these cows risk breaking their necks trying to climb up walls to eat salt, we should offer them some nice soft pretzels. thats my opinion … ??? theres a popular joke online where the cows climb
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jessicadegouw: onlysaneman: If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know” #’someone i know’ #’i know someone who’ #’I HAVE THIS FRIEND’
queenwhiskey: suppermariobroth: Game Boy Advance SP Tribal Edition promotional material. This means that canonically Mario has a shoulder tribal tattoo. And theres no way you can disprove that. The shortest we’ve seen Mario’s sleeves in in Mario
playtimewithtibbers:psych2go:What are your thoughts on this? We also have a facebook page too where you could discuss the posts on our tumblr. Just type Psych2Go on facebook to find us! Hope to see you guys there! It makes sense, because you would
drwhoconfusesme:So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him
sherolck: dennys: do you think bananas feel pain like when you’re peeling them is there some high frequency scream inaudible to humans crying aloud pained and scared as we strip the skin from their bodies and consume their soft insides? do you? who
nappythegreat: bee-and-barb:firstgingerdoctor: mother. friggin’. space. man.x Just look at this and try to tell me we’re alone in the universe. I love space. It’s so interesting how different things are out there.
karaokekarkat: dumbscar: karaokekarkat: dumbscar: date me will there be potato 7 whole potato we ride at midnight. bring potato
blackaudacity:dogthing2: portraitsofboston: “Hey man, take my picture!” “I can’t do it. It’s too dark.” “Yeah, we need some light. Let’s go over there.” “Are you homeless?” “Yes, I am.” “How long have you been homeless?”
eddie-vedder-is-god: lifewasted: Interviewer: “It seems like the band has taken a nice long break bet-“ Jeff: “NO. NUH-UH. NO. YOU’RE A FOOL. THERE’S NO BREAK. WE HAVE WORKED TIRELESSLY TO- [BREATHES HEAVILY] TO PUT OUT THIS RECORD FOR YOU
vulvapeople:whiskey-and-ink:I think men overall just don’t understand that we cannot stop the blood. If there’s nothing to collect it, it’s going everywhere. Everyone can hold a shit, can hold a piss, and can hold back sex, until it’s convenient.
the-b-in-subtle:sassy-spoon:Ok but if we become best friends and you treat me right then there’s pretty much nothing you can do that I won’t be understanding over, like you could kill someone and I’d show up at your doorstep at 2 in the morning
follow-the-music: ch-a-s-i-n-g: Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures? I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated
Red Hot Chil Peppers on Remote Control, 1990. “And there we have… John!” -audience screams-
graceespooks: graceespooks: my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85 he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
God Juvia was such an asshole on our walk tonight. When we got back to our neighborhood, it was completely dark. There’s no lights or lamps in the little courtyard where our front door is so I couldn’t see shit. Naturally Juvia decided to
ileftmyheartinwesteros: God Juvia was such an asshole on our walk tonight. When we got back to our neighborhood, it was completely dark. There’s no lights or lamps in the little courtyard where our front door is so I couldn’t see shit. Naturally
ileftmyheartinwesteros: If I have to spend another second inside this house tripping over my damn dogs I’m going to go insane ahoboandhisbox said: thats how i’ve been feeling about this new cat we got I wish it was a thing that there were pet
Fuck me The road trip is a borderline disaster. Marley puked and we had to throw away the small blanket I brought from Maryland. The cat got out twice and absolutely shredded Nick’s legs. Fuck if I know how he opened the crate. Marley was nearly
teeashirts: A few weeks ago I went to the Milwaukee Art Museum with a friend and we got to go into this glass box called The Infinity Chamber. Inside there are mirrors and lights and together they resemble the stars and constellations; outer space. It’s
hellyeahsupermanandwonderwoman: #SMWWweek #Halloween #CostumeIdeas #Superman #WonderWoman So you want to be Superman and Wonder Woman for Halloween? We got some ideas for you. There are many different things you can do to go as the ULTIMATE POWER COUPLE.
thebiggestever: “Wow, that’s quite a bulge he’s got there. I wonder if we can make him burst right out of his bathing suit?”
muscledomination: Yeah baby, just start down there and work your way up nice a slow. You’ll get to touch my pecs eventually, don’t rush. I know you just wanna know what a chest that can bench 315 feels like, but I’m not going anywhere. We got all
jenswag: Sex Story #3fcknallen: It’s a Saturday night and my girl and I are on our way home from a dinner date. She told me to hang out her place for a bit because her parents weren’t home. I agreed and drove there. We got to her house and
iguanamouth: she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
thelegendarybender: DAs,Cops,Judges: Annalise we got you! There’s NO possible way to explain your way out of this. It’s Over Annalise:
One day we are going to Paris. I want to watch your face as your mouth takes in a perfect butter croissant. I want to take turns telling stories at The Louvre about all the art and how it got there. I want to kiss you at the top and bottom, and on
casuallyburningpatrol: girlsbeauties: Cansu Tuzak Okay sweetie, it’s all set up We got the deal, they weren’t happy. I told em to look the window and get an eyeful of you… Now you’re going to go in there and MAKE them happy, m'kay honey?
dogpawsswapgod: rnarianhawkes:so we got more beanie babies in at work the other day and i was lookin through them seeing if there was anything cute and i found this and brutal
iandmyfamily: My mom took me on a picnic the other day. When we got to the park, she walked to a table and I opened the trunk to get the picnic basket, but there wasn’t one. I turned to around to jokingly ask her what she was planning on feeding me.
leothecorgi: Had a great agility class today as Leo was the only dog there. We got to go on all the equipment and Leo was able to take time out to derp without holding up the class.
little-ellie-princess: We had been fucking casually on and off for a while when he invited me over to get high one afternoon. When I got there he handed me three edibles. When I asked him why he was only having one he told me he had already eaten his
booknutty: solemn-things: booknutty: if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the
thestraggletag: There’s a deleted scene where Lilly says “I like when pretty boys dress in drag and perform for me” and Donald replies “Slow down, baby, we got all day”. If that is not a beautiful ship sailing into the fucking sunset then I
leafla: lilymphotos: We got a cool bird feeder and it has the birds come into your room!!! It has a one way mirror so they don’t know you’re right there watching them. THATS SO ADORABLE
teh-vampire-bunny: mszombi: bunjywunjy: polyglotplatypus: theroomyouneverenter: ddogy thats a weird lookin dog if u ask me be nice to him and his weird balloon mouth Crazy 2 me that we got shit like this living on earth and yet there’s still
bookerdewittless:“we got a lot of well-deserved criticism” there was a lawsuit, todd
It’s been a long fucking day, got shit done though. Yippee
africanaquarian: sauvamente: daintypaw: alexbelvocal: legitimatelala: trendsettahkayyy: trendsettahkayyy: Welp we got another one. Upset because there’s a woman of color playing with her child outside of THEIR housing unit at Harvard. It was
evilguacamole: I think we got this! Thursday, 7:30PM Eastern! Are you ready? Then hi there Ready. I’m Dad.
gerommey: There was this one time in my drama class where we got into groups and someone in the group had to tell a secret and this one group had like an family setting and this boy says that he is pregnant and he goes “oh no! my water burst” and this
a-family-circus: I told you that I was going to chaperone your school field trip son.What I didn’t tell you was, that we are going to have to share a room… And if Mommy doesn’t get some of that stiff meat you got there, your in big trouble tomorrow.
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: dglsplsblg: my future son. for real. they woulda had the cop in there so fast. We got Black terrorist in here hurry.
oceanfragrances:milkchugger:(via musesofhumanity) Wow, i’ve been there! Funny, when i looked down once we got to that point i was like “i’ve seen a photo of this on Tumblr!”.
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