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Thats my good sissy boy, your cage is nice and secure, no more cummies for you for a while, but you do look beautiful, I cant wait for you boobies to grow and we can have a nice lesbian session.

Graduationstuck! In which – that’s right – I used comic sans. I waited til today to post this because today marks the third year since I started reading Homestuck. Nobody might care, but October 2009 was a significant time of the year

I don’t even think that was hate, Erwin. I think the general population just means “Fuck Erwin Smith”. Like literally. SNKDOCU READS MEAN TWEETS! Another installment of mean tweets supplied by textsfromtitanfood. Also thanks to everyone

hornygirlshannon: blkgeneticsuperiority: It’s a known fact that white females are easy. They are so easy that we cant even call it a conquest. Matter of fact they offer themselves to us. We dont even have to raise a finger. All non black women unanimously

birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people wont pay SHIT if we dont have DEATH

nilihist:sometimes i really cant believe that we really ended up w eurocentric beauty standards like……have u ever seen literally any non-european person?? all tea all shade have u ever looked at a black person??? an asian person (not just east, every

darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog something REAL like this. OWN YOUR HISTORY

birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people wont pay SHIT if we dont have DEATH

grimphantom: bluedragonkaiser: monsterman25: riendonut: Welp that’s it this game is trying to kill me *HEAD EXPLODES* ♥♥♥♥ DAYUM WAYFORWARD! This is why we have to support Wayforward more! I hate we cant use this outfit in new game plus

we just got married and cake already talkin about i take more than i give. bitch you wouldn’t have nothing if it weren’t for me

procrastiqueen replied to your post “The only thing I’m getting out of this godforsaken rain delay is that…” me 2 me 2 why dont i have one???? probably b/c we cant quit buying t-shirts and blankets. THEY’RE COMING BACK OUT PRAISE THIS

ink-quill-coffee:weareover9000:mahgck:mahgck:ppl are getting too comfortable with coming to tumblr i gotta scare em off. like yes its better then twitter but i dont want The Twitter Users to know that what if they come here. we cant have that.doing my

thebrownhatter: snoipahscoot: THATS FUCKIGN IT IVE HAD IT ITS FINALLY HAPPENED AND I CANT STOP LAUGHIGN WHERE ARE WE WHERE HAVE WE GONE THIS IS 2013 THIS IS IT WELP. I am so glad this exists

jessipalooza: I think we all have that one Ghibli movie that is our Ghibli movie.

laneypwrites:I still have the eraser my friend gave me in 1st grade. I still think of my childhood best friend when I go to a certain restaurant. I still have a Valentine my friend gave me in 4th grade. I still have the pencil my friend gave me on the

nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog something REAL like this.

beholdthecreator: blasianxbri: darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: Forever reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog something

wordplayqueen: chief-eazy: darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog something REAL

birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people wont pay SHIT if we dont have DEATH

the-entire-furry-fandom: we cant have that

preeminentttt:beautiful-ambition: khadds:blackdenimjeans:sundaysatbest:1nostalgicpoet:greeneyes-anddimples:afro-arts:Natural blue eyesIG: cydbehow….. ……..wow I HAVE LIVED every feature you think we cant have we got it amen. Black people, don’t

darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog something REAL like this. OWN YOUR HISTORY

drkfvntasy: darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog something REAL like this.

nowhites: my thing is like……….. everyone steals everything from black people. music, style, slang, shit even religion…… we cant have a single thing for ourselves. not even a statement deeming our lives worthy of living. we cant even have that

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e: were-still-screaming: were-still-screaming believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for

animalsnatureveganism: drop-the-dagger-romeo: redslice: The extinct Tasmanian tiger i cant believe that we allowed an animal which was alive so recently that we have videos of it to go extinct In a way you’d think that in these modern times we

darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog something REAL like this. OWN YOUR HISTORY

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e: were-still-screaming: were-still-screaming believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for

ironicdavestrider:small penis jokes are:a reinforcement of hypermasculinization (seriously it’s not “feminist empowerment” to degrade someone the same way that dudebros do)transphobic and cissexistintersexist we get it, you’re terrible at insults

tcactus: babblzoom: ryjayso: believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for all the boys out there. you’re

bakyura2:when people try to act like puerto ricans have it ~so good~ b/c we dont have to pay taxes or need a passport to visit the usa they often fail to mention that puerto ricans:cant vote in presidential elections despite being us citizens had our

be-their-sound: animalsnatureveganism: drop-the-dagger-romeo: redslice: The extinct Tasmanian tiger i cant believe that we allowed an animal which was alive so recently that we have videos of it to go extinct In a way you’d think that in these

shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and

nosleeptilbushwick: The extinct Tasmanian tiger i cant believe that we allowed an animal which was alive so recently that we have videos of it to go extinct In a way you’d think that in these modern times we wouldn’t possibly let an animal

howtobeterrell: proteinmfdoyoueatit: darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog

itsjust-insanity: wordplayqueen: chief-eazy: darkjez: nia-ebadu: throughsanaseyes: nevermindreal: 4eva reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant

were-still-screaming: were-still-screaming: believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for all the boys out

birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people wont pay SHIT if we dont have DEATH

dakregor:weareover9000:mahgck:mahgck:ppl are getting too comfortable with coming to tumblr i gotta scare em off. like yes its better then twitter but i dont want The Twitter Users to know that what if they come here. we cant have that.doing my partyou

angrytranshedgehog:this is a positivity post for neurodivergent folks who don’t ‘pass’ as neurotypical. if you: - have a full-time assistant or carer- have a speech impediment or are nonverbal- stim in public- have meltdowns in public- only talk

azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey

birdmap: smallerthanthesockofaman: birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people

we-cant-all-be-strong: slightlysalty: Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s? Seems about right

were-still-screaming: were-still-screaming: believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for all the boys out

justbr0ken: s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e: were-still-screaming: were-still-screaming believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak.

birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people wont pay SHIT if we dont have DEATH

birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people wont pay SHIT if we dont have DEATH

sincestkid: My baby might not be legal in the states but that doesn’t mean we cant have some fun when we are on vacation.

devildogwesley: sanctusdehonos: whatdoallthesewordsmean: why-we-cant-have-nice-thing: Bored Marines. It doesn’t get any better after you get out: God bless It’s fucked up that the first thing I noticed in the third pic is that the dude has

f-doesnt-stand-for-french: gaymerboy99: dearnonacepeople: So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom That might cause some problems…. PDA OH MY GAWD PDA??? PDA WE CANT HAVE PDA!!! WHO CARE ABOUT TRANS KIDS AND NONBINARY GENDER KIDS WHEN WE

loveandboho: Forever reblog US This should have a million notes… we can sit and reblog a bunch of weed post (that gets almost up to 60,000 notes) but we cant reblog something REAL like this. brakes my heart… The man must have been in

bpdsol: people will keep saying us boderlines are manipulative and that we dont have any qualities. like we are just filled with destruction to the brim and like we cant achieve anything else. fuck off. no one will ever put as much effort as we do. no

birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people wont pay SHIT if we dont have DEATH

theyarestupidcunts: Only use the right hole, we cant have them think that they deserve any pleasure.

birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people wont pay SHIT if we dont have DEATH

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birdmap: smallerthanthesockofaman: birdmap: jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enoughjurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people

mrcraabs: why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving I HAVE THAT :3 wE ARE SO LUCKY JESSICA

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