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angryqueerliveshere: Fuck you OP. You’re a piece of shit. Adding an other option would be so easy. YOU CAN FUCKING PET A POKEMON NOW AND CHANGE YOUR HAIR AND CLOTHES AND WE CAN HAVE FUCKING KEY MONSTERS AND WE CAN HAVE INCLUSION!!! Fuck your binarist

We JUST opened the portal to Skeleton Hell, can we at least have a few days before we fight a dragon or some shit?

We argue over stupid shit and get over it. Do petty shit and realize it ain’t even worth it. But at the end of the day, what we have is real & can’t nobody change that. All your thirsty hoes, understand don’t nobody man want you uglies. Same

leto-gkika: shitposts-n-shenanigans: This fucking site: hey net neutrality is about to die :((( please help us :(((( boost and rb everything you see even if you’re not American :((((((((( we’ll have no wifi :(((((( we need you!!!! :(((( Non-Americans:

Raven: Hey. you suck, we’re keeping your daughter Weiss: ya, fuck you dad, I’d rather live in a cage. Raven: you….. can have your own tent now

bastardfact:cungadero:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put

vivalafaerie: I go back to Rutgers in a week. I need to pack. I need to get some shit done for my research thingy. I need to do some other shit. *sigh* The sooner you come back, the sooner we can have playdates. And the sooner we have playdates,

kissmyfreckless: ntbx: bespectacledbrwnbeauty: onyourtongue: overzoe: onyourtongue: Lil baby got bars 😩😩❤️ awwww omg lol We’re literally born with rhythm and flow. But he was rhyming the baby talk. Awe too cute This shit is fire!

i’m looking at the main pictures that are used for Obama and romney in the campaign and Obama looks all nice and friendly while romeny looks like he’s saying “I will shit on everything you love”

witneyhouston: me: hi, can i have a large— starbucks employee: you mean a venti? me: can we not do this

ruinedchildhood: be-happy-because-tom-daley: dachattack: man-shower: impercussis: cyborglovesong: GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAPHNE YOU HAD ONE JOB This is why we can’t have nice things Daphne. Who taught this bitch

hc that koujaku is actually super cranky when he has to wake up too early and sometimes, because noiz has an obscure sleeping schedule, noiz would be up to shower him in gross domestic lovey-dovey shit to make his day better. like he’d have a simple

cutiebooty-tummyloving:Caught between the feeling of wanting to hook up with someone and just have fun but also wanting to be with someone that cares for me and we can do cute shit together

weloveblackgirls: weloveblackgirls: queennubian: commonright: abagond: There should be a White History Month in America. That way we can teach all about the things White Americans have done in history, like: Cherokee Trail of Tears Japanese American

tsunamistorms: endlessrebel: so they callin’ us terrorists y’all as we continue to peacefully protest, shows where the problem lies. Stay woke, y’all. Be careful, & continue to fight for what we shouldn’t have to demand👊✊ I can’t

kaylahraquel: iridessence:nickisverseinmonster:ithotyouknew:imsoshive:trap-godddess:misanthropicanxiety: rhennasheaux:freekumdress:what the……. wat? GIRL. Quick question … Did any of y’all bother to go click on the link? Cause … But why

Just heard a white man say "haa! got him" in the mall

Mumbo sauce gets gentrified

kreyolcoco: delamind: beholdthemaverick: givitime: yeahitswilly: Brothers… We have power. We can do it. 👏🏾 Ahhhh, maybe that’s why I get some of the looks I get in my building sometimes. I wanna see us prosper 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾

uglyassprettyboy: trublulotus: moonlite-suspenders: thattinycookiemonster: radicalrascality: dynastylnoire: trapcard: whitelivesdontmatter: this is why we didnt want yall to hop on this lmao yall are mad annoying lmao. We literally cannnnnnnt

thagoodthings: these businesses don’t even have to work no more they just scan social media to see what’s going on and profit of it like gotdamn

gogomrbrown: Maybe we can have the Kardashians cover it so people actually care?

There should be a White History Month in America. That way we can teach all about the things White Americans have done in history, like:

odinsblog: “There’s nothing that anybody can do to undo the deaths and misery — how many people we don’t even know who died on the way over here from Africa in the ships. But we have got to do everything we can to wipe the slate clean by acknowledging

jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: Why would you cheat on Beyoncé tho? Out of all people. If Beyoncé can get cheated on, us average and ugly hoes have no hope. Niggas truly ain’t shit. Truly. Sincerely, A nigga

There should be a White History Month in America. That way we can teach all about the things White Americans have done in history, like:

letmehithat: txcinnamon09: thaunderground: rudegyalchina: dynastylnoire: just-call-me-vendetta: imsoshive: I have a headache Can white people chill? @dynastylnoire we can’t have shitNot a thing Damn….We can’t Have NOTHIN Really????

bellaxiao: Finally movies that we can watch and not have to find a way to relate to white people.

kimreesesdaughter: kimreesesdaughter: IF Y’ALL REALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION, WE CAN…IF Y’ALL REALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION, WE CAN…IF Y’ALL REALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION, WE CAN… If you think seeing these type of images

pearlmarley: RIP Swag Surf 2009-2017 Cause of death: Gentrification That shit weak. Only a small portion of the stands even doing it. our whole venues be surfing when we do it.

complimentstothechief: anandalewis: damitajones: And wasn’t Kendrick just saying how she “belongs” in Hip-Hop? he thinks he knows She even steals gibberish….Man we can’t have SHIT!

prettywitty77: We can’t have shit, bruh.

thebrainslion:Can we PLEASE stop giving people shit for their characters being dark-skinned even if their race is primarily fair-skinned in a FANTASY game? Can we stop giving people shit for having characters that don’t fit the gender binary and/or

little-bratty-sloth: lunasaayrhollytree: notallwhowanderlust: justanotheregalitarian: fuck-no-bullshit:bulma-esque:We. Can’t. Have. SHIT. Yt girls out here being useless. Waah waah white girls doing what they want with their hair the tragedyevery

ewwaustin: zanjj: anonymooose-: weonlyhaveonechance: imaslytherinbitch: caseydoll: wild-animal: OH MY GOD NO, THAT’S NOT HOW YOU EAT IT. SHIT TYRONE, THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. ^^ OH MY GOD THESE COMMENTS! Shit TYRONE! man

the-goddamazon: generalbriefing: the-goddamazon: nabyss: dynastylnoire: swampsexrobotz: africanaquarian: lowcutcaesar: nigerianroyal: bulma-esque: We. Can’t. Have. SHIT. Yt girls out here being useless. I’m so heated! Me I feel attacked.

When other POC steal shit that black folks started….

glitter6ug: jiluan: dawnofwar-sexmod: jiluan: having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit We out here buying shit yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck workers be shopping

natnovna: women are never like “wow i have a son i respect men now” like.. it’s just expected of us, from the moment we can speak, from the moment we can understand words, even though they treat us like shit women give birth to boys and have to

beingacliche: rangerkimmy: #can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days #to be honest they probably

mixedpassing: radicalbehavior: killakungfuwolfbytch: iranianho: bye White people have already ran this damn joke into the ground. Right ^^😒😒 we can’t have shit man

i-ate-victor-hugos-brain:social engineering really does have us at each other’s throats for the stupidest shit yet billions of people can’t see it

ruinedchildhood: be-happy-because-tom-daley: dachattack: man-shower: impercussis: cyborglovesong: GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAPHNE YOU HAD ONE JOB This is why we can’t have nice things Daphne. Who taught this bitch

aureat: can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

can all europeans take a moment to appreciate the beauty that for once we have something the americans needs streams to watch while it’s on our tv screens

i-gave-you-my-heart-to-love: “There are moments when troubles enter our lives and we can do nothing to avoid them. But they are there for a reason. Only when we have overcome them will we understand why they were there.” — Paulo Coelho (via minuty)

natnovna: women are never like “wow i have a son i respect men now” like.. it’s just expected of us, from the moment we can speak, from the moment we can understand words, even though they treat us like shit women give birth to boys and have to

Do we have a problem nigga? Wazzam round? We can do this shit right nah, you know how I get down. Man suck mah dick, cause I fucked your bitch. FUCK YOU, FUCK YA MAMA, FUCK YA WHOLE CLIQUE.

be-happy-because-tom-daley: dachattack: man-shower: impercussis: cyborglovesong: GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAPHNE YOU HAD ONE JOB This is why we can’t have nice things Daphne.

sft425: ruinedchildhood: be-happy-because-tom-daley: dachattack: man-shower: impercussis: cyborglovesong: GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAPHNE YOU HAD ONE JOB This is why we can’t have nice things Daphne. Who taught

I’m really craving a sleepover with my best friends where we wear comfy clothes, gossip, do our hair, eat like shit, take night time walks and get super hyper and overtired so we end up laughing at nothing and everything until we can’t breathe

ruinedchildhood: be-happy-because-tom-daley: dachattack: man-shower: impercussis: cyborglovesong: GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAPHNE YOU HAD ONE JOB This is why we can’t have nice things Daphne. Who taught this bitch

STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT STUPID TYPO AND PAY ATTENTION THE FACT THAT WE HAVE ICE SHELVES THE SIZE OF /STATES/ BREAKING APART AND ARE FACING SPECIES DIE OFFS OF INSECTS, FISH, AND MAMMALS YET WE HAVE AN ORANGE OVERLORD WHO BELIEVES CLIMATE CHANGE ISN’T

aravenhairedmaiden: youngnaturalfree: curlybynature-nappybychoice: youwish-youcould: cosbyykidd: howgoodheis: fallontonight: Jimmy’s a natural at the Shmoney dance! How did we get here? Ridiculous *face palm* We can’t have shit…

where–areyou: My goal is to have the kind of money where I can do this shit all the time

4k-ultra: I got @alexzandreazendi , id have a soda crush (I can blast everything. Muwhahah), and a lifetime supply of Chipotle burritos.

textsfromkorra: guys wtf is happening right now asami and i train together all the time calm your damn tits she teaches me shit and i teach her shit you know we both have different skill sets given i’ve studied bending and she’s studied nonbending

natnovna: women are never like “wow i have a son i respect men now” like.. it’s just expected of us, from the moment we can speak, from the moment we can understand words, even though they treat us like shit women give birth to boys and have to

ruinedchildhood: be-happy-because-tom-daley: dachattack: man-shower: impercussis: cyborglovesong: GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAPHNE YOU HAD ONE JOB This is why we can’t have nice things Daphne. Who taught this bitch

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