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summonersofruneterra: summoner-talon: A bronze player walks into a bar And a table And a chair Bronze players have no map awareness best joke ever, still
pocketangels: an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love Why do people even LIVE in the USA if this is actually true… ffs.
the-me-conundrum: Hey, wanna hear a joke? Two guys walk into a bar… *ouch* HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH…………..
libbyslaboratory: Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says “We don’t serve Noble gases here”. Helium doesn’t react.
davestridersdelectablederriere: dorothy-cotton: brandnewswastikas: A guy walks into a bar and you assume “he’s” a “guy” because you are extremely ignorant and hurtful and belittling. wha t tumblr in one sentence
hugbrick: a scientist walks into a bar and says “i’ll have a glass of C2H6O” he gets kicked out for being a fuckin nerd
#hey lauren #chuck hansen finnick odair fili and kili prim and rue all walk into a bar#die young by kesha starts playing
sensorycortex: a demiboy and demigirl walk into a bar.
notallwugs: Two scientists walk into a bar: “I’ll have an H2O.” “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms
jessicasuenicole: archaeologicals: fun facts! leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus. stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913. aristotle tutored
smashesotron:two chaotic tieflings walk into a bar…
spinnybread: so francieum, communismkills and forfuturereferenceonly walk into a bar
officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar. she orders one drink oh I get it the joke here is that they’re all the same person. she has multiple relationships to
guiltmenot: A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you
morkovkasvekla:You walk into a bar and see her.Would you buy her a beer?
shemaledom: dionnespet: She loved the way they looked at her cock- they wanted it but were too afraid to ask for it, It didn’t matter to her because by the time she was finished with him he would be walking into hotel bars and begging strange men
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis: wowsteven29: sodamnrelatable: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible
beardhairdontcare: Three straight boys walk into a bar. Haha and then what ;)
nemfrog: nemfrog:Yama no sachi. A book consisting mainly, but not entirely, of plant and insect illustrations. Japan. 1765. This day in Nemfrog history. June 3, 2014. A bat and a cucumber walk into a bar…Internet Archive
A black man walks into a bar. A white man says, "No coloured people allowed in here!” The black man says, "I’m born black. When I'm freezing, I'm black. When I'm sick, I’m black. When I’m dead, I’m black. When YOU are born, you're pink. When
lesbiancrawford: a man walks into a bar
endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide
tommilsom: Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O” The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all,
h0llo: The baby walks into a bar. Everyone gets excited. Baby’s first steps
dogfang: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve just realized I’m a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.”
wowsteven29: howigothealthy: sodamnrelatable: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to
sugar-galaxies: blockedhead: paramore-5ever: blockedhead: two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese
archaeologicals: fun facts! leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus. stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913. aristotle tutored alexander the
avataralchemy: Roy Mustang walks into a bar. And a table and a chair. He is blind.
midnightthief: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The horse replies, “Marco is dead.”
secretclosetfreak: “A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other. The Bardtender says, ‘So, I don’t suppose you’d be needing a drink?’ The blonde says……” Forgot my pencil….
theart0fl0singmyself: mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake: endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible
emoij: emoij: emoij: a guy walks into a bar everyday he’s an alcoholic and his wife leaves him
officialshoebox: So a cat walks into a bar…
A Historian Walks into a Bar . . .
they-chose-family:The Righteous Man and the King of Hell walk into a bar. They talk about past memories, alcohol on their fingertips. They speak of a lost age, a simpler one. The words fall heavy, “maybe we’re just getting old.” The
vhodkha: A duck walks into a bar and says nothing… ‘cause it’s a duck.
howigothealthy: sodamnrelatable: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated
justbadpuns: A guy walks into a bar and noticed three pieces of meat hanging off the ceiling. He asks the bartender why they are there, the bartender replies “if you can jump up and slap the meat you get free drinks for the rest of the night, however
redxfolder: A Christian, a muslim, and a Hindu walk into a bar They are not discriminant with faith and enjoy each other’s company with reasonable amounts of alcohol
turningstraightboys: femsarebetter: “Ah! Please just let me go after he’s done! I don’t think I can take another cock down there…” “You walk into a bar wearing nothing more than a tank top and girly short shorts so tight that you’re ass
fetishchix: You walk into a bar and see the beautiful Natasha in latex… How do hide your excitement!…
If she walked into a bar I would hit on her so hard…
gelatins: so a cockroach walks into a bar and they have to shut it down for health reasons
ruinsofxerxes: Roy Mustang walks into a bar. And a table and a chair. He is blind.
donnatroys: a joke: two queer women walk into a bar. they end up talking all night, exchange numbers, and agree to see each other again. they hang out more and more and eventually end up having a healthy and loving relationship with each other, one with
professorfangirl: wibblywobblyspookywooky: pocketangels: an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love #alternate punchline: they all get asked if they want to become teachers
sugar-galaxies:blockedhead:paramore-5ever: blockedhead: two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.
annlarimer: richiewhite: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?” The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am” And poof he disappears This is where philosophy students
im-tryingtoloveyou: You destroyed me. I wish I’d never walked into that bar. I wish I’d never met you.
never-let–it-die: never-let—it-die: A smuggler, a professor, an archeologist, a bounty hunter, and the President of the United States walk into a bar. They’re all Harrison Ford.
