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“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing, Gorgeous, Radiant, and Adorable.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and being blackmailed by Magnussen isn’t all we have in common.”
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
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“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to get to know you.”
“I could never bear to argue with you, even if I wasn’t something of a moron.”
“I’ll be your housekeeper… Maybe I’ll exotic dance for you too.” Submitted by anonymous.
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.”
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry, I’m an excellent chemist.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why there are people like me.”
“I would let you call me Sherl.”
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing– I’d be looking for you.”
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.”
“I would let you call me Myc.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.”
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.”
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
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“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.â€
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen did.â€
“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.â€
“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.â€
“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.â€
“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid just to make you my whore.â€
“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.â€
“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore to store all the reasons why I love you.â€
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
