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tete-pownshend: wearingraincoats: The Beach Boys song “Vegetables” features the sound of Paul McCartney eating raw celery. (source) and over there is paul mccartney on celery he plays a mean celery

chalkandwater: Lonesome George (c. 1912 - June 24, 2012) was the last Pinta Island Tortoise in existence. His subspecies was wiped out by invasive feral goats who devastated the native vegetation, leaving nothing for the tortoises to feed on. Found to

wakeuptothesound: if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH

"Isn't it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

sixpenceee: As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting. Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive. Unable to

ineedmorelube: trarnp: ineedmorelube: wakey wakey eggs and bakey but I’m a vegan wakey wakey vegetables

ineedmorelube: trarnp: ineedmorelube: wakey wakey eggs and bakey but I’m a vegan wakey wakey vegetables

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

yosuke-rolling-in-a-trash-can: rainamermaid: memewhore: sean3116: sixpenceee: As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting. Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of

rainamermaid: memewhore: sean3116: sixpenceee: As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting. Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

garbageurl: i get so offended when my body decides we’re gonna get sick like i fed you a VEGETABLE last week how DARE you betray me like this. ungrateful

ask-kk-slider: Oh man. Maybe some things should be left unexplained. Let’s change the subject, man! Speaking of the walrus, I hear Wendell’s got a taste for a certain vegetable. In this wild world, he might really love getting to munch on a special

theanimalblog: A Syrian brown bear eats an ice block with frozen fruits, vegetables and fish to cool off at the Ramat Gan Safari Zoo near Tel Aviv, Israel. Picture: Uriel Sinai/Getty Images

fieldmuseumphotoarchives: ShoeBill derives its name from its massive shoe-shaped bill. The sharp edges in the mandibles help the shoebill to decapitate their prey and also to discard any vegetation after prey has been caught. © The Field Museum, Z81502.

laurenzuke: live fast die young bad pearls do it well (PS I DO NOT ENDORSE SMOKING NOR DOES PEARL!!!!!!!!!!!! eat your vegetables)

allcreatures: Hagenbeck Zoo - Hamburg, Germany Photo: Malte Christians, Associated Press

My little sister is on her way home from space camp and they’re passing through Georgia and she’s geeking out at the billboards for the same reason I would, haha

zestydoesthings: The results of the first week of my Johto Pokemonathon! As with last time each set has been given a ‘hilarious’ nickname. From top to bottom we have, the Vegetable Dinosaurs, Flaming Porcupines, Blue Crocogators, Wriggly Rodents

alyssakorea: Ok I know this meme is like 50 years old, BUT I just love oddish so much and have been eating a lot of root vegetables lately, so there you go.

chaos7: animal crossing vegetation lol(with added bonus, perfect pear ;)

azerothin365days: Everbloom Wilds - Gorgrond “Do not be fooled by the beautiful vegetation of Everbloom Wilds, so fast it attracts your eyes as quickly devours you … Draenor remains an ancestral, brutal and wild world.” _from Anubaranco’s travel

mewtripled:Plz tell me that I was not the only one who watched “The Land Before Time” and thought that eating vegetables hanging off the corners of my mouth like they did in the film made me a “long neck.” 🦕🍃

nemfrog: “Luminous jellyfish and mollusk” _Living lights : a popular account of phosphorescent animals and vegetables_ 1887

I like doing things for people, But I don’t want any recognition for it cause I don’t deserve it. Being told I did good makes me want to hurt myself and prove them wrong. Knowing people sometimes like me makes me feel like a bag of vegetables

tapio-ca: Malaysia Vegetable Market Photograph by David Vilder

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

tomlinscunt: I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER

satan-cans-his-vegetables: mistress-winchester: morgrana: oddbrad: rnedia: fun game: play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear my dad was good at this game John Winchester was a pro at this game GET IN THE FREAKING CORNER

tomlinscunt: I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER

avengers-supernatural-addict: adoctorscompanion: markpellegrinoh: i spent 2 hours making this dont let it go to waste his name sounds like a vegetable British backstreet boy

the-young-writer-gg: wakeuptothesound: if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH Except West Collins ate them all

iamnotover: This Moroccan chickpea and vegetable tagine was the perfect dinner for the colder weather Recipe

gherkind: don’t do vegetables stay in drugs and eat your school

dogapult: how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control”

dogapult: how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control”

"Isn't it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

oyesiam1: Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.» source

abluegirl: Living Wall These vegetated surfaces don’t just look pretty. They have other benefits as well, including cooling city blocks, reducing loud noises, and improving a building’s energy efficiency.What’s more, a recent modeling study shows

memewhore: sean3116: sixpenceee: As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting. Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely

ineedmorelube: trarnp: ineedmorelube: wakey wakey eggs and bakey but I’m a vegan wakey wakey vegetables

sarayohannes: Asmara market - vegetables (x)

troposphera: A boy holds a sack of cabbages at a vegetable wholesale market in Jinan, Shandong province, China, on July 13, 2014. (Reuters/Stringer)

ofskfe: Ethiopian Jewish girls prepare for Shavuot with baskets of fruits and vegetables. May, 2013.

cabin dick. you can practically smell the vegetation, the early morning mist, the pot of coffee, and the ball musk.

Kevvyxo94: As a kid my mom told me if i didnt eat my vegetables my dick wouldnt grow, think its safe to say that myth got busted

clawmarks:An Examination of the mineralized remains of the vegetables and animals of the antediluvian world : generally termed extraneous fossils - James Parkinson - 1811 - via e-rara

clawmarks: La Végétation Sous-Marine - E. Belet - 1900 - via Sachsen Digital

kittykatstark: #who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies

pikachuears: A completely accurate depiction of my life. Especially the lying on the floor in a near-vegetative state.

odditiesoflife:Rapeseed Flower Fields, ChinaThe stunning yellow landscape features field after field of rapeseed flowers, otherwise known as canola flowers. Rapeseed is grown for the production of animal feed, vegetable oil and biodiesel. These fields

thestalkerbunny: Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe. And for you to eat your vegetables.

ttyto-alba: As result of the last Patreon poll; Leiana tends to a local patch of plants and Root Vegetables by her Village. Looks like she found a bug friend. This will be up and available as a print on my Inprnt!PATREON | INPRNT | INSTAGRAM | TWITTER

cowboy:minnienelaa:cowboy:Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfectif castiel were a vegetable 🥕Okay

playmate: vodka is made from potatoes. potatoes are a vegetable. vodka is salad.

A Visual Guide to Juicing Vegetables: How Many Veggies Go in a Cup? — Your Juice Habit

teganxxx92: monkeysaysficus: newkidsonmycock27: 1st person: i’ll have a baked potadah….and a salad 2nd person: In actual goddamned tears I’m the mixed vegetables

teganxxx92: monkeysaysficus: newkidsonmycock27: 1st person: i’ll have a baked potadah….and a salad 2nd person: In actual goddamned tears I’m the mixed vegetables

arkhamsiren: blokeinabowtie: brohirrim: iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme: ohio-is4-lovers: These are not chips. They are crisps. These are chips. That is all. we don’t care #DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS THIS IS A VEGETABLE BECAUSE WE LIVE

kittykatstark: #who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies

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