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vamprisms: shoutout to all the people in retail and distribution working this black friday
vamprisms: vamprisms: really inconvenient that i can’t shapeshift some days i just want to transform into an eldritch horror whose form doesn’t adhere to this universe’s laws of physics, other days i just want my hair to be a bit longer. that’s
unblissfullyhated: vamprisms: tallwife: vamprisms: tallwife: vamprisms: tallwife: vamprisms: tallwife: Ah, ‘ello there… Would you like to join me for a cuppa tea? ‘ello mister voldemort gov’na two sugars please! could u say
vamprisms: fantasy could be the best genre but unfortunately there are too many weird horny men writing it
vamprisms: bipirate: not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric
vamprisms:vamprisms:covid sucks man i miss when you’d be at a gallery or museum and someone who knows shit would randomly talk to you for ages about the exhibit me, head empty, standing in the museum looking at a painting: huh freakie lookin lady
vamprisms: vamprisms: bipirate: Last night i had a dream where legolas straight up shot someone with a gun legolas what does your scoped .50 caliber barrett m82 rifle see
vamprisms:vamprisms:vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me *at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case
beesmygod:krudman:anderjak:bravelion96:nudityandnerdery:nudityandnerdery:vamprisms:vamprisms:me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after
purplechocolatekisses: neworleans-unknown: vamprisms: shoutout to all the people in retail and distribution working this black friday Thank you, ill need it I Worked Thanksgiving Thats All They Getting Out Of Me Between the hours of midnight
vamprisms:vamprisms:vamprisms:making a good superhero is first and foremost about making him a good dadsuperheroism is a dichotomy. you are either a good dad or you. are baby. actually it’s more like this
vamprisms:mashallah:mashallah:mashallah:
vamprisms:vamprisms:vamprisms:the concept of death as a character is something that can be so personalthat’s my best friend i have lesbian friends too, yes im a feminist
headspace-hotel:vamprisms:which would you rather have shapeshiftingmotherlode cheat in real lifetrue loveability to resurrect anything from the dead but you can only use it oncego back in time ten years but you remember everything you know nowability
deserttigermuarim: vamprisms: hollywood: hey look at this big scary monster y’all on this website:
vamprisms: hollywood: hey look at this big scary monstery’all on this website:
vamprisms: hollywood: hey look at this big scary monster y’all on this website:
officialloislane: vamprisms: bipirate: not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a
vamprisms:nobody: cats the musical movie adaptation:
silver-tongues-blog: mckitterick: in case anyone else had @wyvernisgod ’s question, I present @vamprisms ’s comment from the notes afloweroutofstone: should be mentioned that the crewmember that survives is the woman scientist that everyone ignored
vamprisms:characters who refuse to heal. characters who change but only for the worse. characters who are trapped by their grief and rage. characters who unravel throughout the narrative. i am putting them in my pocket for later
vamprisms:ok pick one go🍄 seduced by fae royalty🛸 abducted by aliens (sexy variety not dissect you on a table variety)🍍werewolf bf (gender neutral)💦 shape of water scenario😈 demon summoning more like demon cummoning🦇 vampire has a crush
vamprisms:me before realising i was a lesbian: well! there is a very inoffensive and non threatening man. i must be in love with him.
vamprisms:vamprisms:i like villains who are just evil for like. the attentionvillains who are like. i can stop being evil whenever i want im only holding the city ransom to get my own wikipedia page
vamprisms:born to wear clothes forced to do laundry
vamprisms:i love figures in folklore who are morally ambiguous like. their wikipedia page will say like ‘they will help lost travellers find their way back to the path also they are sometimes known to drown people and eat their bones.’ ok!!!
vamprisms:HERE COMES DIANA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
vamprisms:characters recognising a doppelganger/evil twin/shapeshifting imposter because they know the original so well is such a good trope
vamprisms:never enough time in the day to do fuck all
mckitterick: in case anyone else had @wyvernisgod ’s question, I present @vamprisms ’s comment from the notes afloweroutofstone:
vamprisms: consider this: two girls. kissing.
antique-symbolism:vamprisms:fantasy could be the best genre but unfortunately there are too many weird horny men writing it
vamprisms:fantasy could be the best genre but unfortunately there are too many weird horny men writing it
vamprisms:i like villains who are just evil for like. the attention
gallusrostromegalus:vamprisms:vamprisms:covid sucks man i miss when you’d be at a gallery or museum and someone who knows shit would randomly talk to you for ages about the exhibit me, head empty, standing in the museum looking at a painting: huh
vamprisms:me: sees a nice set of lingerieme: immediately fantasizes about being a lesbian trophy wife
Summer Vampireshe gains energy from the sun, awakening at sunrise and creeping from her moss filled caverns. She lives off of the woodland creatures blood and enjoys sunbathing in the peak of afternoon heat, collecting gemstones and human fashion mags.
vamprisms:i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories
vamprisms:the best thing a male character can do is be insane and love his wife
krudman:anderjak:bravelion96:nudityandnerdery:nudityandnerdery:vamprisms:vamprisms:me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos
johnwickfucker:johnwicklover1999:vamprisms:never enough time in the day to do fuck all there’s always time in the night to do fuck allbut watch out
