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Coppin’ a feel there, ey Tav?
I think I just sweated more than Equius and Horuss can in a week in this very second after reading Damara’s translations, HOLY SHIT GIRL.
okay yeah I hope he’s just having hatesex with Terezi right now in those vents that would be a better turnout please don’t kill Rose or Kanaya…
Just watch out for the stairs, Rose, you’re still drunk
BUT ANYWAY THIS IS REALLY EXCITING OMFG !!! DOES THIS MEAN ROSE WANTS TO TRANSCEND THE QUADRANTS HOLY SHIT BEAUTIFUL BABY SDHJAGHFADSA
Oh my god I feel like I have a rush of emotions and butterflies in my stomach as if I was the one who just had my first emotional kiss dsghjgah
ALSO I GET IT NOW Rose had probably been wanting to say that to Kanaya since fucking forever but she didn’t have the guts to do so, so she was freaking out of her mind probably rehearsing those lines over and over again that night and that she had
SQUINTS HARD AT
MY BABIES MY BABIES DHGAJGDA CALLIOPE AND CALIBORN DSHAJSH IVE MISSED THEM SO MUCH MFY BABES HDJAGDHJADH
I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW
I WAS ALREADY LOVING THE UPDATE AND THEN CALLIOPE AND CALIBORN WERE IN IT AND IT MADE IT EVEN BETTER OH GOD I’M JUST FREAKING OUT
also omg the outfits the NEW OUTFITS I WANT TO DRAW THEM,,,,
that was one of the greatest updates of my life holy fuck
Jane Crocker does what she wants
OH MY GOD MY PRECIOUS BABY IS BACK IM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE THESE NEXT UPDATES DAHGSSHAshnjahg
omg so he wiped off the blood with Calliope’s book omfg
lesturtle replied to your post: UPD8 the site isn’t popping up for me :( ahhh I caught it before it went down :c hopefully it goes back up again soon
omfg Caliborn is such a precious little kid shdjagsaj he didn’t think anything through and now he’s wandering around his desolate little planet trying to figure out how to become this all powerful villain he feels he’s supposed to be
and he still hasn’t shut up about Calliope and this pleases me very much
synnesai replied to your post: wakes up now i have a gift 4 u SQUINTS @ U…………….. gaaraofsuburbia replied to your post: wakes up now THE UPD8 I KNOW I screamed about it last night dhsaga my precious baby
GOD BLESS CALIBORN JUST BLESS HIM OMFG
I actually really love that Caliborn doesn’t have this wide, psychotic smile while he’s shooting Gamzee as if he was enjoying it. He doesn’t even look like he is, rather he looks SO PISSED OFF AND HAS 0% PATIENCE AND 0% TIME TO GIVE
“HE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY” I LOVE YOU CALIBORN SAGHFSHJ
LOOK AT HOW ADORABLY HE TYPES HE DOESN’T USE BOTH HIS HANDS AND ALL HIS FINGERS HE LITERALLY TYPES WITH ONE FINGER EACH LIKE A LITTLE KID LEARNING HOW TO USE A KEYBOARD SHRIEKS
SCREAAAAAAAAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I FUCKING KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DO THAT I KNEW IT BEFORE I EVEN READ THE LOG I LOVE YOU CALIBORN
OH MY GOD DSHAJGSAD THIS IS THE BEST PAGE EVER HDJGGAHSA
CALIBORN YOU ARE A HUGE DORK OMFG WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOL
OMG HIS TONGUE IS BLACK DHSJAGDHSA
LOOK AT THESE BABES
AHAHAHA Caliborn omfg I love how he talks about Dirk as if he’s some sort of rare species to admire that doofus HE’S ALSO AHAHA WHAT A CUTIE HE WANTS TO SEE ROXY AND JANE PET EACH OTHER’S HAIR AND SNUGGLE LIKE OK CALIBORN YOU’RE
OH FMAH MPDS OHG MY FODSH OH MY FUCKKK DONT TELL ME GAMZEE FUSED ERIDAN AND SOLLUX AND GAVE HIM TO KJKA JAKE DHSJ WGAT
SCREAMS AT ERISOLSPRITE HJSAG SCREAMS AT IT HSAJGDADF
BUT BESIDES THE DAMN SPRITE WOW JAKE WAS REALLY CUTE and I ALMOST CRIED WHEN HE WAS THINKING ABOUT JADE AAWWW BABBY
at least Jake seems to really like him I thought that was precious wow he has a cute smile awww
THATS A REALLY CUTE PHOTO WOW LOOK AT JAKE’S FACE HE HAS THE BEST SMILES I SWEAR
but omfg dirk is the clingly boyfriend type this update made me feel a bit bad jake is so uncomfortable rn sobs
IM MAKING MYSELF SAD OVER HERE Like you know when your two mutual friends are having a rough time between each other and you’re stuck in the middle of it and you can just feel that tension, that’s how I feel about this upd8 haha omg im gonna
LAUGHS REALLY HARD
OFHJSDM OAAHH S NEPFEFSPRITE?? NEPERISPRITE??? OMF GHSHGA SCREAMS THATS A CUTE SPRITE OMFG HSGAHSA
ITS NOT AN EQNEP SPRITE BUT SHE’S STILL AMAZING EITHER WAY I LOVE HER GIMME GIMME
JAKE AND DIRK SHOULD HAVE PUT ASIDE THEIR RELATIONSHIP ISSUES TO GO TO JANE’S BIRTHDAY PARTY THEY EVEN GOT THEM GREEN AND ORANGE PARTY HATS THOSE BUTTS
Don’t worry Jane, if I were you I’d want to punch Jake in the balls too.
But anyway WOW I’m so proud of you Jane, good for you, love ya girl let him have it
JAKE JUST SHUT UP SHUT UP RIGHT NOW
HER NAME IS FEFETA YESSSSSSS
woah man look at jane’s moves, real nice real nice
pretty much what i focused on for like a minute before i kept reading
isleofconclusions replied to your post: UPD8 How do you always manage to know about the update before my notifier even tells me?! black magic
AAAHHH HOLY SHIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING /THAT/ TO HAPPEN…..
S..SHOULD WE BE SCARED RIGHT NOW….???? WHATS HAPPENING
IS IT BAD THAT IM NOT SO MUCH SCARED BUT MORE OF KINDA HAPPY BECAUSE WOW 2 HOTTIE BABES IN THE SAME PLACE TOGETHER CAN WE SHIP THIS???
AAAAAHHHH DO WE GET TO SEE MY PRECIOUS BOY AGAIN???
AHAHAHAHAHAHA DHSAHDXSG WHAT DO I EVEN FUCKING SAY??? LMFAO I LOVE CALIBORN
CALIBORN IS TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO DRAW A CIRLCE DHSAJGDSJ
CALIBORN IS SUCH A LITTLE SHIT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH DAMMIT DHSGAHJSK
Don’t you just love how one update can be really hilarious and the next one makes you want to cry?
DAMMIT I JUST WANT TO GO IN THERE AND GIVE JANE THE BIGGEST HUG IN THE WORLD DONT CRY BB
man Dad is living the high life right now god damn
Dad <3 DD
