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justgot1: rainnecassidy: unpretty: pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some
lunaticwhiterabbit: andyzer0: actualaster: markrial: nootofboot: unpretty: antifamutantdown: blapis-blazuli: elisamaza: ladyshinga: if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here this screenshot
bemusedlybespectacled: solitarelee: unpretty: when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like “he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”
brimalandro: I’ll make you feel unpretty too…
followthebluebell: glitterigabi: unpretty: i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the
dumbass-bitch-disease: unpretty: thoughts-of-an-x-factor: femtoindustries: socialistexan: 🤔🤔🤔 bill off the poop water again I want to point out that this is something that’s been largely misrepresented to make it look like Bill is disagreeing
froginakettle: guyalice: unpretty: The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might
bumbledeefumble: frostyemma: tumblunni: iamtypinglike98madmen: jdillustratesnonsense: hotcocoachia: froginakettle: guyalice: unpretty: The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned
nineprotons: unpretty:Batman did not look up from the screens of the computer in the Batcave. “You didn’t say you were going to be in town,” he said, still typing.“Oracle said you were out of state for work the last few days,” Nightwing said,
grawly: unpretty: My mom looked at my screen right as I scrolled past this and now she’s crying and I’m really confused
unseenphil: unpretty: clark you little shit I have been wanting this gifset forever. this was the only superman I liked lol XD
therobotmonster: unpretty: (superman: the animated series - mxyzpixilated) i want a live action movie that’s just two hours of this Quite possibly the best casting of a comics character in a cartoon. this was the best! XD
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cc-videos: unpretty: of all the excuses bruce wayne has ever made for why he has to leave right now immediately this is the best one Bruce: I’ll have Alfred bring you some tea. Woman: Oh, you would think of tea in a time like this! Bruce: Well certainly.
therobotmonster: unpretty: (superman: the animated series - mxyzpixilated) i want a live action movie that’s just two hours of this Quite possibly the best casting of a comics character in a cartoon.
getsuswet: erikamoen: unpretty: I isolated my favorite panel from the latest Oh Joy, Sex Toy because it seemed like it would come in handy. Yessss, spread this far and wide, wherever they are needed! hehehe this is cute ♥ twisted Anal safety
the-unprettier: Christian just posted this on twitter. HIS FIRST FATHER’S DAY WITH HIS DAUGHTER.
annaham: scripturespice: dignified-and-old: dunkinmycloud: cannelle du soleil mentioned essie’s belugaria in relation to that unpretty swatch i posted earlier. I googled it and it really is the ugliest polish I’ve ever seen. It looks like leftover
marsixm: unpretty: ??? oh my god?? this man went from singing fifties hits in gold lamé pants to solving murders with grammar I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS HE DISCOVERED HIS TRUE CALLING WHILE DECIPHERING RECORD CONTRACTS THIS IS REALLY
toooldfortumbling:official-kircheis:himbofisher:don’t be afraid of the ocean fuck snakesThere are many benefits to being a marine biologist @unpretty
gallifreyburning: kahki820:unpretty: cyle: onthearrow: rooksacrifice: yugiohz: distantvoices: enfranchisement:presidentofthehotgirlclub: basileater: bispacedad: gluten-free-pussy: myspace: miifighter: megagallade: mercurybomber: 4chanthread:
tramampoline: bogleech: mummified-priest: arquus-malvaceae: runcibility: briarchubnj: biglawbear: cursedcharley: tumblunni: iamtypinglike98madmen: jdillustratesnonsense: hotcocoachia: froginakettle: guyalice: unpretty: The Outbursts of
silver-tongues-blog: madasthesea: allnewalldifferentwildspider: indyexploits: cipheramnesia: ms-demeanor: batmanisagatewaydrug: thedacanary: unpretty: unpretty: just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman
greentrickster:justakansasboy: unpretty: justakansasboy: unpretty: my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and
cipheramnesia: ms-demeanor: batmanisagatewaydrug: thedacanary: unpretty: unpretty: just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him now,
inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and
queerfinnrey: zsphoenix: unpretty: unpretty: idea: selina kyle as a reverse archeologist. she steals from museums and private collections and returns things to the shrines and graves where they belong. she brings a clay jaguar to monte alban and now
wilfrey: pepoluan: inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until
oversalt: wintermoth: clintfbarton: hiddlescheekbones: sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life,
thearcalian: unpretty: ansodie: unpretty: houses with cats that don’t have toys everywhere creep me out in the same way as houses with kids that don’t have toys everywhere some cats like to leave all their toys around for maximum play availability,
grvstnaya-svka:grvstnaya-svka: unpretty: unpretty: when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes
pepoluan: inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning
linkakami: lunaartgallery: the-triangle-cat: hiimtryingtounderfell: skelltales: mto-art: clintfbarton: hiddlescheekbones: sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand
vet-and-wild:fizzgigfurball:fieldbears:ceekari:unpretty:megan-mayhem:@unpretty it’s DIRTunmute for comically aggrieved farmer reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their
maggie-stiefvater: conquerorwurm: spooniecollection: unpretty: inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever
conquerorwurm: spooniecollection: unpretty: inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning
Luca with a camera.
raven-pornandhentai: razeruniverse2: vividhotsexy:vaspider: unpretty: unpretty: i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch problem found:
penbrydd: yourplayersaidwhat: space-australians: drferox: clintfbarton: hiddlescheekbones: sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol
vividhotsexy:vaspider: unpretty: unpretty: i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the
berenswick: unpretty: unpretty: i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has
corvidcaron: amphitryo: awa64: siphersaysstuff: unpretty: unpretty: some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord
sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between
bundibird: sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection
orion98: sneakyfeets: unpretty: inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and
penbrydd: yourplayersaidwhat: space-australians: drferox: clintfbarton: hiddlescheekbones: sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i
ceekari:unpretty:megan-mayhem:@unpretty it’s DIRTunmute for comically aggrieved farmer
dustrial-inc: luzialowe: unpretty: unpretty: well, I’M SCREAMING This may be some of the best excel sourced humor.
fadeddream-s: orpheelin: pansen1802: zebrafeets-art: specta-a: clintfbarton: hiddlescheekbones: sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because
justakansasboy: unpretty: justakansasboy: unpretty: my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries
clintfbarton: hiddlescheekbones: sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t
yourplayersaidwhat: space-australians: drferox: clintfbarton: hiddlescheekbones: sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never
