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unhacker: uh… news stations are kind of brushing over the fact that 20 year old deandre joshua was found dead last night only yards from where michael brown died. he was shot in the head and set on fire… they’re blaming it on the riots but no one
derrel59: folkman86: kingcheddarxvii: Hanzo: what… what is that D.Va: *browsing deviantart* oh uh… it’s someone’s fursona. cool huh Hanzo: *feeling something for the first time in 10 years* n-no. Gorgeous curves and big boobies 😛👍👻
93044: vanitylustt: UH I just saw this on Tumblr and I’m speechless. In no way, or “too soon,” is it EVER okay to talk about these things. Yes, you’re an awful person. Middle finger to the heartless bitches in the world, you wouldn’t be writing
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halfstable: another-bottle-dxwn: sp0tlessmxnd: I have no words for this.. Phenomenal Absolutely beautiful uh..why did this STOP?
dirty-angel-spain: U like it, uh fag? C’mon, be nice and I might untie when I am done breeding you. No, on second thought, I think I’ll call my buddies and let them have fun with your boypussy. __________ Te gusta bujarra? Pórtate bien y a lo mejor
facts-i-just-made-up: It takes up to… No, wait- Horses in modern America are subject to… Uh… Okay- Diapers are quality controlled by an elite team of… You know what I got nothing. Absolutely nothing. What the fuck am I seeing here?
submissiveslittlesecret: mybetterworld: But Daddy! It’s so big, it’ll never fit in my mouth properly, no matter how hard you try! It’s hu… <gurgle><gag?<choke><cough> Ugh, unf, uhm uh, <sniffle>, Daddy, it hurts, please
slytherinoutbitches: paacreek: hoodrichprincess: heysimba: the-bitter-ending: uh.. I really don’t know how to feel right now. Okay. Did not see that coming. Omfggggggggg She looked so proud of herself. “Is this a big pink dildo? “NO, THIS
lorilevaughn: aminaabramovic: zizino: aminaabramovic: could you imagine maya angelou ordering something at mcdonalds how long it would take lemme get uh… ***maya angelou in the drive thru voice*** you may add some mcnuggets and a coke with no
whirlcupwinner: I love that no one knows how Raichu got the way it is in Alola and the locals are all like, “Uh, they ate too many awesome pancakes that we make” as an answer lol
gypsybaytales: “Hello? Jack?” “In the bathroom.” “Hey Jack I - ohmygod! Sorry! I didn’t realise you were naked!” “Ha! No harm. We’re not shy in this house. What was on your mind?” “I, uh, look don’t you wanna put some pants
kkgumbo: ellesanimalhaven: uh shingeki no animal crossing
tmirai: neopariah: @tmirai some nice uh…reference for you. YEah. Muscles. And stuff. They must have been wearing some really impressive junk securing crotch socks for there to be like…no dick slips at all. Damn.
peterssquill: peterssquill: some cop, unlucky enough to pull over captain america of all people: sir um could I see ur… uh… license? steve rogers, someone who never bothered to get one: …..no the cop, flustered, about to pass out, staring as his
thyrell: xxxtictacion: Hey uh op…. where’s your url… there’s no url because god sent this post down to us
vodkaslumber: master-of-porn: Ugh vodkaslumber you’re a goddess!!! No, nuh, nuh uh, nope, nay, none of this now!
younopoo: fornowjustcarryon: Oh hey, Daniel those are really nice….. uh…….. jeans. *ahem* Is it hot in here?? No it’s just Dan. Oh. My. GOD. hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng Yeah. I want
kb4y: My face is up here boy… sorry Sir i… uhYes?i uh.. i forgot what i was..Go on boy…stop that Sir i can’t focus!*grinning* Stop what boy?please may i suck it?No boy we’re having a conversation… let’s finish that*whimper* fuck me please
madamethursday:There is no form of hating fat people - including concern trolling or hating fat acceptance - that doesn’t amount to you saying, “Uh, excuse me, what made you think you could go around having a body without justifying it to me?”When
weaponsgradegains: thoughtsandsquats: So, uh, Jesse Norris deadlifted 821 lbs today weighing 198… What the ever living fuck. No real stick. Conventional.
alltheworstofeverything: Jefferson: come live with me in France Madison: no… I’m in the middle of a good book Jefferson: come live with me in Monticello Madison: uh… Give me a year to think about it Jefferson: how about I buy you a house right
clocks-divorcing-ticks:onenicebugperday:floridensis:omusa-inola:floridensis:omusa-inola:great-and-small:floridensis:uh yeah no problem i literally live for thisSomething similar happened to me with a weird crustacean I posted and I was dancing on the
sweetfamilymoments: sister: You sure got hard fast.mother: That’s because he loves you, Sweetie. Isn’t that right, Pumpkin?brother: Uh, yeah, sure, that’s it.sister: After I make him cum, can he eat my pussy out? Can he, Mom? No one’s
formerlyhuglock-blog: COLUMBUS: Your sister is uh, single right? There’s nothing… long distance or anything?LITTLE ROCK: No. COLUMBUS: Oh good, good. And if she had like… a type, you know if you could have a type, what would that be? LITTLE
political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No, the school said
wattpadfic: harry: so i wrote a song…and its uh…idk its quite personal1d: sing it for us palharry: *strums banjo* the heat of you inside me is what i live for…without all your control ill feel weak at the core…you fill me up no space between
kb4y: I’m feeling pretty horny. What about you?uh huhSure going to feel good to shoot a load. Do you want to cum too?*nods*You know the difference between my cock and your cocklet boy?no Sir?I get to cum whenever I want. You get to cum when I allow
s-indria: Mako Mankanshoku + Ira Gamagori || Episode 10 “Nuh-uh! There’s no butterflies in winter! They die when it snows!” “I should have known, Mankanshoku. You totally missed the point.”
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thecapitalbey: fuckyesbeyonce: INTRO: “She turned Michelle and Kelly’s mic down at the Superbowl” “If she do that Uh-Oh dance ONE more time!” “She’s no ballerina. Why’s she always wearin’ those tired leotards”
as-warm-as-choco: jonnnyariga: uh Hi everyone!! i know this is kind of out of no where but this is my good friend Ashley. I love her so much and she’s such a fun,loving person, and she needs help. She’s been fighting aplastic anemia for over 2
naughtyfuckdolls: stroketotheedge2: thecreatingfucktoys: No brains needed. Are you dick drunk @naughtyfuckdolls? Usually- yes…uh huh!
will5nevercome: “If it makes you feel any better, I had a tunnel drilled through my heart.”“Uhh no, that, uh… that actually makes me feel worse.”
kylorananddrivermecrazy: Q: Adam, a large part of your character, uh, you were in what looks like to me an impossible costume to have to perform in. Kylo has no peripheral vision, you have a slit that you’re peering through about that big, how did
oeilvert: no more heroes shirts are nice uh what the fuck am i doing
damnavidan: “Nah, mate, all bangers and mash. Yeah, brilliant. No, mate, he had spaff all over his quiff. It was mental. Alright, uh, knob and bob. Tosser.”
angelshawke: Uh, I am right-handed. So no, it does not help.
gavinodooley: (a very drunk) Michael: I could have uh, twins or triplets, or god, maybe like octobabies.Miles: If there truley is no god you’ll have eight children.Jack: By octobaby he means a baby with eight arms.Michael: Yeah eight arms jack knows
island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
cronagorgonzola: moonlandingwasfaked: general-george-washington: Lacroix is illegal now habitable zone I live in Massachusetts and I was curious what the Fuck this could possibly mean and uh Basically no one knows what’s in it and it’s maybe
ineedmorebigsweaters: things to say during sex: wubba lubba dub dub ricky ticky tavvy bitch and awaaaaaay we go! hit the sack, jack uh oh, summersault jump! AIDS and that’s why I always say “shum shum schlippity dop” no jumping in the sewer burger
lulz-time:uh yes this is certainly why i have no friends
papajohnpizzas: moosers: sinonyx: moosers: moosers: hi yeah id like a medium cheese with some uh. garlic knots. uhhhh yeah do you have the um. the cheese crust? stuffed crust? no yeah i want that if you have it. thanks. ok ill see you soon hey
tyrannical-tapeworm: bringing back my magnum opus of a post to clarify what each of these examples correspond to: good: minuscule eh: bugs life no: antz uh: bee movie okay then: this mess
battle-institute: battle-institute: Sooo with the new update Pokemon Go decided that uh, my house is now a lake? There is no body of water near my house for miles so… Update: There is a Lapras in my garage.
bimbosanddolls: “No, my titties totally need to be in the picture. Maddie needs to see how big they are!” Jana pushed her tits together and giggled. They had grown so much in the last day; she knew she had to show them off.“Nuh uh! She totes needs
butchlvr: “Whaddya mean ‘since I’m on my knees anyway’? Oh whoa!! Y-You think I’m waitin’ to get to suck you?? Is that it? Oh maaaa-aaan…..No way. Uh-huh. I get done, I don’t do, okay….I don’t!”
unloadingzoneonly: thebiggerthebuttthebetter: No Coffee, Just Your Ass Please Uh, yes please. Just a new blogger starting out. Follow if you dare: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/unloadingzoneonly
jen-iii:[ ‘NNNG-! U-Uh..Hey, name’s R-Ruby, how ‘bout you?’ ‘It’s you..This doesn’t make sense, this was the least probable outcome-’ ‘Uhh..Is that some weird way to say ‘thanks for saving my life’ orr..? ‘A-ah no, Thank you..my
faragonart: Hhhhhh Okay so after spending over almost a year of debating on wether or not I should post these, I finally gathered the courage to just do it. So uh… here they be! A bunch of morons!I had absolutely no idea just how many of these guys
