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thegreenwolf: theryanproject:lustt-and-luxury:never underestimate the ability of a cat , especially the mother fuckin queen of the jungleMy soul would have left my body NOPE. The new jumanji looks good
mattsandwich: outofthecavern: fartgallery: fartgallery: fartgallery: fartgallery: I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE this is breaking my heart :( i guess i have a cat
davidyardin: Black Cat - Oz Comic Con Adelaide (mostly) Mepxy Marker sketch, with a bit of Copic cool greys (I didn’t have any Mepxys in those), and Posca highlights.
robotjoe: alt-cat: i thought this was an appropriate way to boot this blog up i might finish the missing ones later, the picture would have been too big for all of them anyways :vhi-res (x)also, happy b-day @robotjoe how did I never see these! Top
going-to-faerie-see-ya-never: all-four-cheekbones: daftwithoneshoe: Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog. Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten
kinkshamer69: i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though
theryanproject: lustt-and-luxury: never underestimate the ability of a cat , especially the mother fuckin queen of the jungle My soul would have left my body
rufftoon: lissabt: Cat comics. The sight.This has been making the internet rounds and SOME [but not all grumblegrumble] people have been kind enough to link here so i figured i should Tumbl it! I’ve been posting a bunch on Twitter but i’ve neglected
edgebug: edgebug: there’s an angel hogging my blankets cheddar biscuit is going to be so proud when i tell her how many notes her pictures have
I just haven’t had the energy to share the story about my cat, but I promise I will. She is suuuper clingy and affectionate and hops on my lap when I’m trying to use my laptop; I’m going to have to lock her out of my room at night because she
Does everyone know? I have an amazing cat? She is wonderful.Let me name just one, just one reason: when I wake up in the middle of the night from a bad dream, she knows. I barely open my eyes before she’s licking my face in comfort.I L O V E
So earlier this morning I was having an amazing, realistic sex dream with DM and THE CAT FUCKING CRAWLED ON ME AND WOKE ME UPThis was followed by another amazing dream, however. I flew to MN to visit @lantur and she was waiting for me at the airport and
sevdrag:carinavet:deliriumcrow:tiktoksthataregood:These cats have clearly Never Been Fed Ever, just ask them. They are Storving. They are Wasting Away. translation, for those wondering:“Yes, yes, thanks for waiting, thanks for waiting. Yes, yes. Yes,
arborealgargoyle:arborealgargoyle:micolas:the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u like, that is a very unspecific response I still have no idea what you want but I applaud how adorably you meowed
miss-ahri: thecollaredkitty: Have something different… An actual cat. Haha. Urmg
cute-overload: Cat takes care of kitten having nightmare.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com
chris-the-cat replied to your post:What’s your fav Pokemon? Trueeeeee A fellow Snorlax fan I see :D. I’m gonna have to suggest we be best friends now.
chris-the-cat replied to your photoset “I got tagged in the selfie thing again, by @kalxskirata, behold ye…”Your face is really handsome though ❤️People keep saying that, I guess I have no choice but to believe you guys.
Why did this cat have a meeting at 10 Downing Street?
COOKIE CATI put these on totes and stuff on my Redbubble here; I hope I’ll have a couple for Fanime in May too :33I love Cookie Cat a lot…..
i made more cookie cat pillows! the little size didn’t feel cuddly enough so i made some medium and super sized ones :) i may or may not have them at ax depending on whether i can get them there :p
fartgallery: fartgallery: fartgallery: fartgallery: I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE this is breaking my heart :( i guess i have a cat now
ohjafeeljadefinitelyfeel: paul-is-my-bitch:I wonder what cats dream of? I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE
snoop-dork:thepaisleyelf: have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out shut the
ilysansa: Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear. THE CAT RETURNS / 猫の恩返し
popularcultures:“I have never felt more beautiful in my entire life, which is very strange”Doja Cat photographed by Mikael Jansson for DAZED (2022)
androandroidplus: Who needs sensual candles when you have Blaze The Cat? My halfsies of an art trade with the Blaze lover himself @nsfwbiffalo . Be hype for their half cause it’s equally if not more spicy than mine B) Be sure to go follow them, they
lol…. Much more pleasant than a cat lady, I have to say.
I’m so happy to have a girlfriend that loves animals and loves to have pets around the house. I’m truly lucky to have found her.
bonefield: I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
mother fucking cats sebby has learned that shelves have stuff on them so now he’s just pulling everything he can reach off the shelves
forgive me father for i have memed
alxbngala: Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.
smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.” I CAN’T BELIEVE
ask-lillian: shiralipkin: somethingclassysomethingvulgar: if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. Truth. Yep XD Same applies to dogs. >w<
just-uta-things: laterovaries: instatelegram: theblackship: brookwheresmallfishswim: zehausja: I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats. I have broken the oath to myself. I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill
treatmelikealadyy: daughterofthestars: impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all
yeats-infection: polytony: wordswithkittywitch: luciferlaughs: Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. I needed to check that this was real, and
nivag: your daily sphynx Okay, it’s final, my cat will have a fabulous, feathery sweater like this.
i have passed through fire
Zane’s Sex Club AU now features Dwalin and Thorin living in a weirdly cute apartment. Dwalin likes to wear skirts and fosters cats. Thorin claims he hates it, but the cats always end up on his legs while he’s watching TV. Fili and Kili
justjasper replied to your post “justjasper replied to your post: aaaaHHHHH I think graham and I are…” YAY CATS you’re going to love having a cat oh man theyre the best the little shits I hope so! I’ve had dogs my entire life,
I wonder if “sorry, a cat sat on all your tests” is a legitimate excuse as to why my students don’t have their grades yet.
i-have-cats: wheremythoughtsare: Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist. Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs. Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution
hairless-hugo:Sometimes I have to shut the boys out of the studio while I make “art.” When I am done I let them back in and they immediately climb into what is left of the set for picture time. Pose off!
didgeridooo: yeahwehadatime: “ The 6-week-old caracal kittens have ventured out with mom for the first time!” (source: The Oregon Zoo) @opferziege
buckyballbearing:My best friend and her wife taught their cats that they can join you at the dinner table as long as they stay on their Designated Flannel and honestly I have never seen such raw lesbian power level before
itsjustrad: videohall: I had to babysit my girlfriends cat. The cinematography and lighting of this video and score are better than half the shit I’ve seen in theaters. Fuck.
refurbthecat: “I’ve always wanted to have a sentient pillow filled with knives wandering around my house” -Future Cat Owner
cameoamalthea: diva-viva: #MY DEAR MR. BENNET HAVE YOU HEARD NETHERFIELD IS LET AT LAST?? I am 100% behind an all cat production of Pride and Prejudice
me: why don’t I have any art to post? also me: has a folder full of weird warm-up sketches that I passionately hide from the world(cat daddy is @skogselv)
koryos: CATS let’s talk about housecats and how fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically like who thought it was a good idea to have tiny malicious predators in our homes anyways????? (not us actually) are they even domesticated????!!!??
knucklechuffed: dammitmat: milkywaywhite: Meet Sygmond The Grey, a truly majestic cat from the northern lands of Legendary Maine. oh my GODS this is the most majestic fucking thing i have ever seen look at it look that is epic floof.
aneternalscoutandabrownie: jamesmdavisson: So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar) UPDATE: Now with more Business.
losassen: AH-HA! So apparently you guys DID want The Cat Returns fan art after all! Okay then have some more!
highkingkitten: this is mercy, and this is the only picture i have of her on my phone without one of her sisters in it. mercy got beaten up pretty badly a few days ago by a stray cat when she was outside with my mom and her partner. they brought her
moonkeyyz: having siblings also (a bit) younger Deuteronomy
cartoonkitten:ooohhhhh, waffle time! it’s waffle time! will you have some waffs of mine