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eclecticaphotojenica: Mass shootings and Ebola prove that the United States is only good at two things: underreacting and overreacting.
dragondicks: oldroots: i mean im not the biggest fan of crossovers but even i know that its charm is from the two things being relevant to one another and interacting on the same level, otherwise you just get shit like this this is a bad example bc
daddyscumdolls: My wife knew two things about the relationship with me and my daughter. She knew that if she didnt empty my cumfilled balls every day before going to work, i would end up fucking our daughter the second she turns her back. She also knew
blackbeastandboibitches: If we can learn two things from this story, the first one is that pretty white bois naturally yearn to serve studly black men. Even if they describe that desire in terms of desperately wanting to work for them, we all know what
sharingthegirlfriend: cheatingandbreakupsluts: “Oh, I’ll be fine today, daddy. I can handle two things at once…” Your daughter said when you asked if she’d be bored all day. Follow us on sharingthegirlfriend.tumblr.com
peppermintmonster: Friendly reminder to all working artists or (especially) aspiring artists. If a client says they can’t afford to pay you but you’ll get good exposure, one of two things is happening: 1. They are lying. They can afford to pay you,
happy-thought: Two things about this scene Balin’s like they-do-this-every-time-i’m-too-old-for-this-shit and Fili swiftly catching plates in the background.
niuniente: cdlafere: beanerschnitzel: ponytailwhippingnacho: christophool: vorticity007: supaslim: Guys, let me tell you about orcas. Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and
chiefgreythong: marieannelise: When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once the best part about these gifs is that there’s only two things going on in the background and it’s still overwhelming him and honestly? it makes it even more
walkingtheline: Got something new. Leather variant of the Fairy Tail emblem. Accomplished two things I have wanted for a very long time, in the same tattoo. A sense of belonging in my own way. I love it. It’s clean as fuck. Fuck anyone else. … It’s
matt8156: fish3223: cuckold-ehemann: jezebel1631: Smoking and riding a cock. Two things I love to do… 💋 i love it ❤️ Sexy Smoker 💋 Love it
korcaseih: Two things a sissy must do wear stockings and paint there toes
alphamalenyc: domnator2: Entertain us, faggot. You’re not just here to suck our dicks. This is true faggots. Use and Entertainment. Really the only two things u cunts have to remember.
lukesdane: chipwiches asked: buffy, xander, or willow giles, there are two things that I don’t believe in: coincidence and leprechauns.
derangedrhythms:Keats ascribes to sleep an embalming action. This means two things: that sleep does soothe and perfume our nights; that sleep can belie the stench of death inborn in us. Both actions are salvific in Keats’ view. Both deserve (I think)
leofromthedark:I have seen one or two things in my life but never, never anything like this. EYES WIDE SHUT (1999) dir. Stanley Kubrick Cinematography by Larry Smith
tights-n-spandex: Two things we loooooove: pink tights and letoards. Mmmmmmm
triple-q: therisingtithes: Triple-Q | Blumenkanye (=/= Blumenkranz/POWER) I like mashups because they’re a creative example of the always stark and stereotypically disparate interests of people who can find inventive ways to make two things align
xplodan: gurglygutguy: adiposexxxl: xplodan: One of two things is likely to happen here. Either he’s surprised and not a little intrigued by how much more erotic it makes him feel, or he works on dropping it instead. virgo-bear: WOOF! Let hope
theycallmehuggybear: So two things this week prompted me to post this late late edition of Tummy Tuesday (or Thick Thursday, if you prefer): 1) I passed 2500 followers, so thanks to all of you! 2) I was inspired by @relas-telvanni and his body-positive
laurenlove56: Buy me a cute jacket and one of two things will happen 1. We’re gonna get high together 2. If you’re cute, a heavy make-out session will comence. Special thanks to femboykaty for keeping me company via kik today while I took these. Go
born-to-be-nude: The two things I love most. [x] -Like what you see?- http://born-to-be-nude.tumblr.com
p2ndcumming: airow5213: Work Set4 #1 Vane Vain from game “GRANBLUE FANTASY” He is like gloden dog, absoulty is my type. :DYou can get more picture by support me! And, there have two thing need to say. 1. Work Set 4 contains 2 seqence
cloverthebulldog: Today on my walk I learned two things: 1. Mulch is delicious 2. I’m utterly terrified of wind.
jdp452: avillius: geraldsydney: Howdy guy, more pictures here. Nothing like a huge cock and a nice smile! Two things that are great to sit on!😜 Fucking hot
goddessroserus:There are two things man has to hold on to which is to worship and serve a divine goddess
jonstich: Sometimes I paint my dreams, sometimes those dreams are a combination of two things I loathe.
absolutezerotf2: Alright, I did two things.Despite the comic the comic being decided, I made an image in celebration of the Steam Summer Sale. Needless to say the ladies love the man behind the discounts (Actually I’ve just been wanting to do something
bennemonte: Still alive! Internet is still ass. Can’t upload anything bigger than an image for now, will try to find a fix. Anyway, two things:1: WIP: 2: Motherfucking democracy. I had my Patrons cook up a list of characters for a poll for an upcoming
kreamu: Happy (Belated) Birthday Kasumi (Commission) I was gonna do an original animation on her actual birthday. But didn’t have time. This commission will have to do. Not sure why im uploading at the middle of the night though. Two things I took note
baked-goods: I made it through No Shave November! :D Honestly, not shaving my armpits for 30 days didn’t bother me. That can mean one of two things: that i’m comfortable with what’s considered bad hygiene, or I completely accept that body hair
the0blue0yoda: cumber-bitches: before we freak out, this could mean one of two things. 1. Tragic events, people are going to die, relationships will be ruined, everyone sad, cry cry cry. ORRR2. The hit song ‘tragedy’ by the BeeGees will feature
inklacelove:My favorite two things right now are my booty and these panties. God…
natashatroyka:The phrase “the opposite sex” reminds me of when I was a kid and I thought that salt and pepper were “opposites.” Basically, I thought that any two things that went together a lot were “opposites” because I didn’t understand
heygingergirl: 69honeybeez1: Everything I need… right there I agree. Well, I might add one or two things…
sheiswanton: my-wanton-self: I love lists…. i always top my to-do list with these - that way, i know there will always be two things crossed off. I’ll skip the coffee!
texassunflower10: curiouswinekitten2: Cleavage and sunshine are two things I can always use more of. Hope you have a great day, lovely lady! https://texassunflower10.tumblr.com/ 😘😘😘. Such a beauty! Thank you 🎶I’ve got cleavage on
kerryrenaissance: shark-kiss: gamegrrl: gamegrrl: two things i want: a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience “i open the basket and i
batmanisagatewaydrug:truly impressive how d&d persuades so many people to willingly participate in both math AND improv, two things that most of the population goes out of their way to avoid
forcefucked: The KITCHEN is for two things, fucking and cooking.
wncslut: Reminders of my Wii Nude Golf story. Two things… I prefer to add the vibration device and insert it from the other en so I can point the IR sensor correctly (plus the vibrator is now in the right place) :)
These two things together save lives. Just performed #cpr on a person in a #marketbasket parking lot with my roommate Greg and when I asked the manager for an #aed they said they didn’t have one. UNBELIEVABLE in this day and age. Unfortunately the
marlborocountry: Love a man that can do two things at once.
faggotshavechoresnotrights: No more women for you faggot. the rest of your life are about two things. your locked faggy clit, and making real men happy.
fag4fiction: “One of two things is gonna happen boi.” He light his cigarette and leaned back into his porch seat. “Option one, nestle yourself down in front of this cock and give me head. When you finish I let you swallow before taking
cagedpussyboy:Two things an Alpha will like: a smooth fresh hole and a locked nub. No question about who is in charge and who is going to pound or suck. Be clear. Lock yourself up.
sirbulldad: Only two things wrong here: 1. A boy should never be hard. His pussy is the focus of both Man and boy;2. boy should STFU and not be giving commands. Otherwise, I’d fuck him.
domgayhusbands: Dinner and a blowjob are two things every Man should expect when they get home.
though of course those two things only apply to tumblr
All Things Strange
xanakin: “So he went over to my side and I did the stereotypical white person thing where I put my arm up around his waist but uhm, after I did that for half a second Michael turned around and got on one knee and that’s when I started crying.”
komorebihebiart: nexus763: I don’t play Undertale. I’m not into interspecies (exception for Mass Effect), but two things got me here : my fetish, and the cute interactions. I love the staging of this animation, something almost never seen in the
debauchingher: “Oh…not much.”Tell him whatever you have to. I’ll wait. Well, by “wait” I mean I’ll be quiet enough that you can continue servicing my cock like I need you to do right now. You can do two things at once, can’t you? Such
promiscuous-bliss: The perfect boyfriend only needs two things: lots of money to spend on me and complete ignorance to my relentless cheating.
bastardfact: Two things I did today, Fugo and Narancia and their feelings about their situations Rebloggin my own art like a fool
bastardfact: bastardfact: Two things I did today, Fugo and Narancia and their feelings about their situations Rebloggin my own art like a fool Here I go again
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