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jetgreguar: grawly: geminicreations: i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I
boesed: laughinghieroglyphic: Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times. ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
capnsubnuki:boesed:laughinghieroglyphic: Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times. ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet. wint. (dril). “IF
mastahflash: goddessbracelet:goddessbracelet: Remember when Jim Sterling gave Sonic Colors a really bad review and then SEGA sent him a house-sized banner of Sonic out of spite. First Tweet, Second Tweet THE SALT IS REAL.
vicroc4: anunreliablesource: anunreliablesource: I once tweeted I was hungrier than a communist in a bread line and papa john’s pizza tweeted me a 50% off coupon if I order online. capitalism.jpg
delestrogen: remember when congresspeople were mad at the tiny shred of accountability this bot gave them and edited an article to include personal information and then mass-reported the tweet the bot made (because tweeting personal information is against
bogleech:i-hate-this-website:kaleighbytheway: fantaboy91: soravagemecrazy: 30-minute-memes: I will have what she is having She enunicated this SO PERFECTLY and completely in a single tweet. A whole informed essay in a single tweet. Your fave could
profeminist:“Gender revealers” used 40X the amount of recommended explosive and could have destroyed a tank.Tweet 1 | Tweet 2 Explosion that rattled several New Hampshire towns believed to be from gender reveal partyIn related news, STOP DOING
vague-humanoid:evilkitten3:catgifsinthesenate:poltergeistguy:becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:profeminist:“Gender revealers” used 40X the amount of recommended explosive and could have destroyed a tank.Tweet 1 | Tweet 2 Explosion that rattled
polarcell:polarcell:here are some good tweets by an ukranian artist i followall three tweets are vitally important! I included their name and @ so you can check that this is a real ukranian person yourselves as welladdition!
great-tweets:novafuzzcheeks:ladybugsandchats: abstract-maverick: arcanine-weenus: rustybuckett: great-tweets: PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. You guys missed the best part Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS They’re in
tanoraqui: returnofismasm: tanoraqui: profeminist: Tweet 1 source | Tweet 2 source I am genuinely unclear on why a school shooting victim would relevant to the business of the Centers for Disease Control @tanoraqui There is a law that prevents the
grawly:geminicreations: i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE
tastefullyoffensive: wwinterweb: Mom Tweets (see 7 more) Previously: Dad Tweets
capnsubnuki: boesed: laughinghieroglyphic: Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times. ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet. wint. (dril). “IF
thank-you-mrs-loopner: half of tom hanks’ twitter is him tweeting lost items he sees and he signs all of his tweets
theseerofdoomisunaltered: [to the tune of everybody] mcmike’s back ALRIGHTi can never tell if i actually posted a tweet or not so apologies if theres any tweets in this post u’ve seen before lol
pissvortex:alwaysbewoke:the funniest part about this is that the guy who wrote this tweet is (was?) a millionaire because of his tech start-up app for renting beach chairs and deleted his twitter account after tweeting about how he lost 轜k but would
gcdk:heydeliah:regicide1997: deadgodjess: urbanfantasyinspiration:awed-frog: meanwhile on twitter It really is just tumblr circa 2014 huh Where is that tweet thats all “if anyone is tweeting in Cyrillic they’re most likely a Russian bot because
nightpool:theroseandthebeast:ablessedblog:The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it. went to look this tweet up so I could rt it and discovered this is the same dude as the tubthumping tweet masterpiece
ndiecity: fujiwaradivebar: ndiecity: hate tweets that are like “men will live in apartments like this and not see any problem” *picture of a poor person’s house* i was thinking about that tweet when i made this post, thank you
escuchando-silencios: desahogado: quevidamastriste:[Tweet 1 - Tweet 2] Lloro wn :C 😢😭
miyajimamizy:I’ve been gone for way too long. Here’s a midnight sketch for my next long absence. Yup. Beautiful people basically.Tweet tweet.
mehumatsu: this tweet was a good tweet
stephaniexwins: this-is-life-actually: This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want” Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said
crewniverse-tweets: Jaspurr vs Lapis Meowzuli https://twitter.com/rnn_tweet/status/964213226899722240
smilestoinspire: This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
madnessinthemist: sourcedumal: fuckinginactivity: queenconsuelabananahammock: athenagray: Tweet 1: I can see a lot of people either avoiding Plan B & ending up pregnant or attempting to take multiple doses & getting sick. Tweet 2: anyone
smilestoinspire:This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
princeowlinapeartree: *catches my fiancee cheating on me the day of our wedding* wow i guess you guys should have CLOSED THE GODDAMN DOOR haha im not even angry this is great i gotta tweet brendon urie bout this that’ll TOTALLY get me a tweet back
ugly-noise: misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.” Here’s
wierdkids: If a muslim tweeted #killallchristians they must be a “terrorist”, but a christian tweeting #killallmuslims is simply expressing their freedom of speech.
norune:thegestianpoet:let’s break this down starting with 1. the steven universe twitter handle moving on to 2. what is pretty obviously an “i love you so much let’s fight” tweet because they couldn’t find a genuinely mean tweet about oscar
Why are people still posting their own Tweets here? Particularly a 10 photo photo set of their Tweets? If we wanted to read that, we'd follow you on Twitter
revolutionarykoolaid: The Great Roasting of Taylor Swift (VMA Edition): I had to do it. For those who missed it, Nicki Minaj tweeted about the lack of recognition Black artists see for their successful work. TayTay perceived one of Nick’s tweets as
maya-no: 1beaut: Ellen reading tweets about O’Shea Jackson Jr. to O’Shea Jackson Jr. i wrote all these tweets
sashayed: samanthabeeismyqueen: Washington state AG Bob Ferguson’s response to Trump’s tweet 👌 “In response to the President’s tweet – well. W–uhh…ha. We have seen him in court, twice, and we’re two for two.”
as-per-usual: Based on this tweet by Allegra Ringo! One of my favorite tweets of all time. Webtoon | Instagram | Facebook | Twitter
goldenpoc: almondkittie: almondkittie: Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it: Then imagine that tweet backfiring! Lmbo The entire thread is filled with women complimenting each other. I loved it! ☺️☺️
the-absolute-funniest-posts: thedailywhat: This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: First: Anonymous 4Chan trolls posted a fake screenshot of a tweet by verified “Entertainment Tonight” that “confirmed” Justin Bieber had leukemia. Tweets from Kanye, Nicki
vectorbelly: Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and
dogs99999: My lil brother is grounded for 3 weeks because the school emailed my parents over a tweet he sent!! He tweeted about his teacher eating his ass like a cupcake
isthe-amaranthine:housewifeswag:huffingtonpost:Homeless People Read Mean Tweets About Themselves To End StereotypesWhen celebrities read mean tweets about themselves, it’s funny. When homeless people do it, it’s heartbreaking.In a powerful PSA by
yahoosports: Phil Jackson @PhilJackson11 tweeted out a photo of his 13 (!) championship rings. We imagine he just dropped his mic after tweeting it.
grawly: geminicreations: i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE
joycakes: Tweet: “Jermy lin need to git the weight room”Jeremy: “You need to git the spell check…” LOL heres the link. http://popwatch.ew.com/2014/06/16/jimmy-kimmel-mean-tweets-nba/
strikeblr: krxs10: can we just take a moment to discuss how on point these tweets are It’s The Tweet of God, what did you expect?
nymphettic: tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my
misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”
superbrybread: chescaleigh: robtromboning: let me demonstrate my point wrt doctoring social media using my twitter here’s my original tweet here if i right click and click “inspect element” on chrome and find the line that says my actual tweet
Guys I was trying to make a tweet and it wouldn’t send so i ended up trying to go into drafts and send it again and I saw this tweet I made yesterday and I just started laughing and couldn’t stop. What the fuck are my hormones doing. Like.
tastefullyoffensive: Funny Tweets (Part 2)Previously: Funny Tweets (Part 1)
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