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aztec-dreams: “Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.” Mark Twain
benja-young-fox: “The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.’- Mark Twain
A true friend… A true friend is great in stature and noble in expression. You would be wise to heed the words of Mark Twain: “Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you think
fahdes: “Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.” - Mark Twain
ambivalentlyyours: “The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.” ― Mark Twain
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amargedom: “Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.” — Mark Twain (via naturaekos)
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cinica: Cuando recordamos que todos somos locos, la vida queda explicada. Markk Twain
superforeever: ~ True! Mark twain! Until later X
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wevansly: Tonight Rob learned that the key to beating tough bosses in Dark Souls 2 is to pump Shania Twain in the background. Works every time, I needed Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under on repeat to defeat the soul of cinder in dark souls 3
xelamanrique318: madsrocketship: littleturtleduck: xelamanrique318: me: i hate country music shania twain: let’s go girls! me: me: i hate country music carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably- me: Me: I hate country music Beyoncé: daddy’s
rebel-lance: black-sadness: xelamanrique318: madsrocketship: littleturtleduck: xelamanrique318: me: i hate country music shania twain: let’s go girls! me: me: i hate country music carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably- me: Me: I hate
purplebuddhaquotes: “The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.” — Mark Twain
arroz-con-yolo: barduils: let’s go girls! *is snatched and carried off by harpies* This is even fucking funnier if you read it in Shania Twain’s voice
pelennanor: Shania Twain
joesather:Shania Twain ❤
actressparade-deactivated202210:Shania Twain
angelically-offered: Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option. -Mark Twain
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xelamanrique318: me: i hate country music shania twain: let’s go girls! me:
manuscrite: “A gente não se liberta de um hábito atirando-o pela janela: é preciso fazê-lo descer a escada, degrau por degrau.” — Mark Twain
maad-solarr:galeru:“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.” - Mark Twain ع
chasingrainbowsforever: 1lifeinspired: Honesty: The best of all the lost arts. Mark Twain
boxofjuice: The Strokes - Alone Together Fanclub Newsletter (Issue No.7). Julian = Porcupine (Because of it’s protective spikes) // Shania Twain Fab = Liger (Bred for it’s skills in magic) // Dragon slayer Nikolai = Voltron (lion/robot/man, sort
lyndsayonmars:me n my medieval gf sexting:me: i will rend thy cunt asunder, wenchher: o! prithee split me in twain
citizenscreen:“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”- Samuel Clemens, later known as Mark Twain, born on November 30, 1835. #botd