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Hello fellow pervs, Realizing how much I get turned on by sluts with writing on their bodies, I thought I might as well start a tumblr focusing on that. If any already exist, I’d love to know, but my searches haven’t turned one up. Let’s start
hypnolad: Keep Calm As You Turn Into A Statue Part of my “Keep Calm†motivational poster series with a hypnosis theme. this one is for the art jam. Love this! I’d have to keep calm because of excitement rather than fear, though. ;-)
gorgonglazer: “Whoops… uh… well, the spellbook did say you’d get hard…†“What!? I’m turning to stone!?†“Don’t worry, just try to rub one out before you fully harden.â€
One of my favorite living statue photos. All of the other shots in this set feature these two performers interacting with various museum visitors. It’s nice to see this one, in which they’re just cool motionless white stone, a pair of human sculptures
gorgonglazer: “M’mm… you’re posed and hardening up quite nicely… in more ways than one.†“Aaaand almost there… Here we go!†“Oh?  You thought I’d let you cum before you were turned to stone? Well… I’m not that nice. But,
meaninglezbeast: zollith: Kuma - Orcification One of my favorite artists doing one of my favorite things. Turning hunky men into big dumb horny orcs.
“I have a boyfriend and we’ve been going out for 5 months. We haven’t had sex yet, but lately I can’t feel turned on unless he’s the one that turns me on. I don’t feel turned on by porn and I don’t feel turned
"Do you remember one of the earliest things that turned you on?"
“I get turned on by pregnant women. Not just by seeing a women who is pregnant out in public, but by seeing a pregnant women pleasure herself and stuff. Is that weird?” I don’t think any one turn-on can be called weird, but in any
“Is it unusual to be turned-on after having done yoga? I was in a really good class recently and as we were cooling down afterwards things were heating up for me down below! I was worried I’d orgasm right there…am I the only one? Is there a
“I just had to tell you this! I was at Universal and I went to one of those 4D movies (the Shrek one, lol) and during one part, they start bumping the chairs up and down, like riding a horse, and I got SO turned on. Like it felt like rough sex
“My favorite type of porn is when it’s a guy and a girl having gentle sex in pristine white sheets. I’m not sure what about if gets me going but when I see it, I get insanely wet.” You might like this one or this one ;)
Can you get turned on just from being in a particular place?“Is it possible to get aroused from a place linked to a lot of sexual memories? I just have this one place where I had my, um, sexual awakening (OK, the first time I masturbated to this
One life chapter flows into the next
guys i meant to post this album earlier but turns out i only uploaded one photo protip dont go wild on cold medicine #gonewild
thestorygamer: Legacy of Kain: Defiance Simply an epic conclusion to an epically layered storyline. “Because our destinies run together, Raziel, like two rivers that have met and can never be distinct again. At your every fatal turn, you will find
One of my favorite things…
fuck, i am so turned on at work today!
advtimefanart: For anon who requested some One Direction Time! Sometimes I do a thing, and it turns out to be a One Direction thing and I’m just so gomen
itberice:“They have this kind of dynamic where Shaw either wants to just kiss her one minute or punch her the next.” - Sarah Shahi
“Come on you dumb slut. I told my Sir that you were the best cocksucker in the sorority. Was that just lip service?” She winked at me over her shoulder, knowing how much I loved a witty turn of phrase. But her voice was stern again as she turned
readmymonotony: readmymonotony: Do guys really like this? I mean, it seems rather obvious what I’m about to do when I do this…. should I bother? Do you like it or should I just get to the point? Ok, no one answered, so I’m gonna Q it again and
One of my favorite dance movies. Lovelovelove it
classyyetfreaky: myangelsareabo: You are my lovely one Turn On!
It is strange and confusing; how much this picture turns me on feetplease: That is one sexy toe spread, right there! feet-eet-eet: Come here, please!
One does not simply pass up an opportunity such as this
Turns out you have a lot of time to think of sick burns when you live at the bottom of the sea
They’ve each got a distinct style. Who should type the fanfic?- Steven- PeridotVote here (poll closed) (Not sure what’s going on? Catch up here)
Team Yume Plays: “One Night of Fantasy” (Parts 1-6) The Team Yume Shared Universe (or Yumeverse) officially kicks in with Devar’s one-shot-turned-eight-hours D&D campaign! Will a bunch of ill-conceived characters prevail from whateve
tanoraqui: theseniorpartners: no one does a half-turn hair swish like SMG #that second to last one is the best #from buffy v dracula i think? #where the swish goes TOO FAR #and she has to correct with a one-eighth-turn hair swish in the opposite direction
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU) Eight years ago, Kirsten Dunst made a video of “Turning Japanese,” the unlikely 1980 hit by one-hit wonders The Vapors. video was directed by Charlie’s Angels director McG and produced by prolific
This sext turned me on something awful holy shit
turns out that when I brought my car in for repairs back in june 1) only one of the brakes were properly repaired and 2) we were overcharged 3) we aren’t the only people that had this happen but 4) the guy got evicted and fled to turkey.
yangpuppy: Well, it turned out like puke, but at least I learned a few new things about PS while working on it, like how lineart in PS looks a lot fainter with only transparency behind it than it does when you fill in the background, and what all those
Doing this review thing under a cut, so I spare my followers from having to witness over the crazy talk I’m about to do.First of all: Yes. And I have various reasons for this reaction as well. The first and probably the biggest one being that you
thetardisismyhome: #I normally hate baby!fic #but c’mon. #Nine is earthbound with Rose after the TARDIS (being the smart frankly magnificent ship she is) decides that her Doctor needs a nudge tow… #So a month turns into three then months turns
the-aesthetic-state: perpetual-awkwardness: stingywithmycootiecat: letmefeelmyoats: UNMUTE THIS 😩😩😂😂😂😂 “Turn one way and stick with it, Tina. TINA, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN AWAY OR STOP! THE BRAKES, TINA! THE LEFT– YOU’RE
hyur-deactivated20210522: I really like turning into cop stuff.
animexion: urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t
One can only hope
tofixtheshadows:College AUs are cool, but you know what we’re missing? Art major AUs:“I cut myself really badly in Printmaking and I’m trying not to bleed everywhere, turns out you carry a bunch of first aid supplies in your bag” AU“I let you
The older of my brothers turns 17 today. 16 years ago, on this day, I wrote him a little note in my diary; it said: “Enjoy your childhood the most you can, because it goes by too quickly. You only turn one once”. I had just turned 10 years
professormonkeybusiness: Girl talk. Spreading the word of male chastity. It’s only a matter of time before it’s your turn. One of them will get you. And there will be no turning back.
You know, it’s be interesting if Cyclonus and Tailgate were about to interface for the first time, and WHAM. It turns out that Tailgate has a bigger spike than Cyclonus. Now the question would be, which one be on the bottom…?
1. The meaning behind my URL2. A picture of me5. Piercings I have6. Favorite Band7. Biggest turn off(s)8. Top 5 (insert subject)9. Tattoos I want10. Biggest turn on(s)11. Age12. Ideas of a perfect date13. Life goal(s)14. Piercings I want15. Relationship
My mom just tell me that she found that she was pregnat of me 18 years ago... just the day Niall horan was turning one year old.
usmcsilentranks: usmcgirlfriend: greatestgeneration: “This guy grabbed me and we kissed,” Edith Shain said in 2008 of the sheer spontaneity of the kiss. “And then I turned one way and he turned the other. There was no way to know who he was, but
Turned the Fuck On
turn ons: when a boy calls me baby in a sleepy voice
polyamorous-pansexual-pagan: Your blog turns me on Thanks! Your young cock turns me on!
This is the only one I’ve finished fully so far. Kaskade “Turn It Down” cuff for David. :3
one-and-only-adele: Every DayDreamer would like to live on this street.
One Only Dream
//aggressively doesn’t want to go back to the naruto rp fandom ever because u all turned in to complete jerkoffs and ive seen more than one person taking my kakashi aesthetic and one person inparticular who probably shoulda been more slick~~~~~~
imagine weiss throwing a pun at blake always when she least expects it and every time it happens blake silently turns to yang with such a disappointed glare and yangs just like “i know”
[Original 1] [Original 2]do you ever wonder how Kate Beaton feels about her comics being turned into fandom jokes
Plot twist: Saitama’s hair actually didn’t fall, it just turned invisible
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