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norafox: knott’s berry farm when I was in cali! :) CLICK IT YOU TURDS
geekandmisandry: Getting salt from gamer boys in my inbox. Listen up turd turrets, I WANTED to just play video games, I WANTED to just have fun, I NEVER wanted my gaming to be political or a struggle, I just wanted to play. But you wouldn’t fucking
smallcub: ppl who make fun of people who like sweet coffee w/ cream or whatever in it are so Weird. im sorry i dont like Bitter Bean juice by itself u pompous turd
sniperj0e: haha WOW i just got told off for speaking while in the living room and told to leave. wow. i fucking hate this asshole so much. why do you live in this house you complete turd you contribute less than i do
owlturdcomix: But you can’t hide. [imgur] Owl Turd Comix by Shenanigansen [facebook | twitter | patreon]
flying-turd: ma’am, I’m doing everything I can
unflatteringcatselfies: He is a little judgemental turd.
UUGH I made the twins compilation videos but I’m scared of getting a copyright strike…. I got through the auto-sensors on yt but what if some mean turd reports me later? :( Idk what to do 😭
silverjets: Here’s me looking nice because I look like a warmed up turd today 💩
spanknspreadher: The tumultuous taking of her turd tunnel.
gear-queer: tacxlife: S&W shield for my buddy…. It’s turd brown Best names for colors in the business.
brown-rubber-turd-pig-boy: Faggot Objects need to be trained on Mouth Fucking. Use bigger and bigger Dildo’s. Oink Oink
slave45-50-blog: brown-rubber-turd-pig-boy: Need a shit pig with a “big hole” to take a seat on this DILDO pig stool. You will like it. Of course you will be chained to the stool for Bar Night. You the stooge !!! Oink la moindre des choses
Got some work done on joey’s dually today…. Tomorrow I’ll work on my lil turd I hope
What a fucking idiot. when he was all ‘then carry a gun!’ I WAS SO ANGRY BECAUSE WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE TO CARRY A GUN JUST TO WALK DOWN THE STREET AND TELL A MAN NO HOLY FUCKING SHITFUCK THIS GUYWHAT A PIECE OF SHITTTT This guy is a turd.
hitherintheshitter: tickle her turds
i feel like a turd. :[
woodmeat: babefield: danny brown said lean make you constipated and that gucci mane’s belly was big bc it’s full of turds
smallcub:ppl who make fun of people who like sweet coffee w/ cream or whatever in it are so Weird. im sorry i dont like Bitter Bean juice by itself u pompous turd
jojosays: I had to do it. lmao odyose, turd nuggets
pudingu: It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
lunchboxpussy: Good morning turds!!!
bigfat-turd: he keeps trying to bite the ring..
did-you-kno: A giant inflatable dog turd by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a greenhouse window before it landed again on a children’s home 200 meters
heckacute: Last night at a fast food restaurant, I saw a man approach a beautiful woman and say, “You’re looking good. Why don’t you let me suck the turds out of your butt?” She then led him by the hand to the bathroom. They did not reappear
teealwayschillin: I think I’m getting to a point where I’m loosing faith in everything and I’m just waiting for shit to fall apart. If something works out for me its honestly a rare ass unicorn turd of s fucking miracle. I don’t even feel upset
flawless-vagina: Quarterback sneak on that bald pussy and turd cutter
hiswifeslut: itsallprimal: sweetcheeks234: itsallprimal: instructor144: delightfulsubgirl: I think I found @instructor144 as a unicorn. I’m liking this unicorn’s ‘tude. Bonus points for the rainbow colored turd. :) I think i just gigglesnorted
castielcaeks: if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue and then sprinkle salt onto the glue HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS
owlturdcomix: Nothing is permanent. [imgur] Owl Turd Comix by Shenanigansen [website | twitter | facebook]
King Turd of Shit Mountain
Proof that the internet definition of prank has devolved into being a turd
hitherintheshitter: right up Alanah Rae’s turd tunnel
plasticmoss: sometimes I look at photos like these and I think, “wow, I could recreate this”. So, I try… no. doesn’t come out the same. I am an awkward, ugly turd.
bishopmyles: africanaquarian: michiko-malandro: methplant: set it on fire this shit is soooo fuckin nasty omg! there’s an old white man who eats at a shop i like downtown with one long piece of matted hair just like this yuck Looks like a turd.
flying-turd:ma’am, I’m doing everything I can
Want to know how I’m like a dog turd? The older I get, the easier I am to pick up. 💩👉🏼👌🏼 by tessa_fowler
bjbunn: ❤ Chances are the cute little turd dropper woke me up last night, so guess what…
fartgallery: people who study poop are called scatologists but i think they should be called turd nerds
Fuck Turd
bootslaveboyusa: wp88: HHorny skinhead into racial hatred Get over here faggot and lay down with your face under where my boot is I’m gonna STOMP your fucking ugly face with them until you’re unrecognizable you fucking worthless turd!
sloth-king: Bro if you ain’t seen her naked, fucked her or gotten close enough with her to joke sexually then DON’T FUCKING COME AT HER WITH SEXUAL SHIT YOU SHIT TURD. You lookin mad creepy B.. MAAAAAAD CREEPY.
fuckyesnicole: carlovely: DIY: fake turd novio. LMFAO ;)