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help-mywife: Help; my wife is holding herself hostage for a ransom of 1,000 kisses but that’s really a lot and would take hours I think she overestimated.
help-mywife: help, my wife keeps telling me jokes that are not funny but I laugh everytime because she thinks she’s hilarious and it’s so cute
help-mywife: Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.
help-mywife:Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop
help-mywife: please help, my girlfriend is coming to visit me soon and she’s threatening to learn how to make the roblox oof noise and do it during sex and i don’t know how to cope with that
help-mywife: Help my wife wants to call me “meme lord” while we make love instead of my actual name
coffeepeople:coffeepeople:coffeepeople:One time a friend told me that if she wanted to have a chill night she would come to me and ask for tea and a book to read. I didn’t like tea at the time, but I always made sure my cupboards had them in case she
help-mywife: Help; my wife keeps sending me nudes, she is so beautiful :’)
help-mywife: Help; my wife keeps summoning demons and it was cute at first but it doesn’t fit our decor
help-mywife: Help; my wife got a new lipstick color and looks great on her but it makes me wanna kiss her and she won’t let me cuz it’ll smudge her lipstick
help-mywife: Help; my wife wants to get ANOTHER cat
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help-mywife: help my wife keeps surprise kissing me on the cheek but shes too tall for me to surprise kiss her back!!!!!!!!!!! (but she looks so delighted whenever she does it i cant complain)
help-mywife:help my wife won’t let me give her a hickey on her chin
help-mywife:Help; my wife wants to play Cotton Eye Joe on repeat while we sleep tonight to see what kind of dreams we have
Helping others when I can’t help myself.
help-mywife:help; my wife keeps saying she has a big secret with a serious face but every time it’s just that she loves me
help-mywife: Help, my wife is my phone background and my phone keeps running out of battery bc I can’t stop turning it on to look at her
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Helped a lady put her trampoline back in her yard after the storm Friday ( my roommate is on the other side of the fence) and someone snapped a pic of all of us helping and sent it to my roommate … made me feel pretty good
Help me help my mom visit my grandma!
help-mypartner: Help, my partner makes me wanna take care of myself so I can have a future with them
localsapphicperson:softest friendship ever + they kissed again! Yaaaaaaas
help-mywife: Help; my wife keeps sending me cute snapchats of herself on 1 second so I can’t screenshot them.
help-mywife: help, my wife keeps giving me food nicknames, and not the cute kind like “sweet pea” or “pumpkin.” yesterday she called me her quarter-pounder with cheese
help-mywife: Help, my wife won’t stop calling me a “Cute lil Tater-Tot” when I ask if I look okay
help-mywife: help, my wife won’t give me my glasses back! this normally wouldn’t be a problem, but she’s wearing them now and i can’t see how cute she looks!!
help!! I have darfin’s christmas party to go to tonight, it’s at some golf club and I don’t know what to wear. the last time I went to a christmas party I was seven. skirt or dress?? flats or heels???? help meeee
help-mywife:Help, my wife called me a nerd after I agreed to go catch pokemon with her, even though she was the one who brought it up!
help-mywife:Help; my BEAUTIFUL GODDESS got to my autocorrect and I, A BIG BABY, am having trouble saying what I, A BIG BABY, need to say
