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True Lies (1994)
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Believing the Lie
daddys-princess-slc: the-wet-confessions: never underestimate the sex drive of a nerd girl Daddy says “insatiable” is the word. I try to argue…but I can’t lie to Daddy ;-)
They say that Retrica makes you prettier. What a lie.
: Jamie Lee Curtis - ‘True Lies’ (1994)
hahaha so true!
juggalosagainsthate: Absorb wisdom. That is NOT true. The Buddha was never raped, the Buddha was never dominated, never treated as a slave, never treated as property. The Buddha never was a woman, so he never EVER had the experiences that this world
wardengrey: Aesthetique ™ you’re not a true cool kid until you draw on graph paper or on overlapping sticky notes. You’ve taken pics of your sketchbook next to an aloe or cactus plant at some point. The Fanartist That one artist pretty much
Bill Cipher knows LOTS OF THINGS.Including:- Where the Cake is hidden (it’s not a lie apparently).- The Old Man’s secret cave.- Meta Knight’s true identity.- What’s under the truck in Pokémon R/B/Y.
siriusblaque: narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
look into the eyes, true lies, ya whole click despise *free pee*
cryptonloids: damedanbo: coolpup98: this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy. is that true? i promise
saisai-chan: things One Piece has made me emotional over:whalesdogsboatshatsother hatsswordsfoodtangerinespink snowtattoostreesbookssilenceflower petalsYohohoho Yohohoho…“Dereshishishi”the ringing of a bellchronic lying
mizshylock: itseasytoremember: my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like “oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’ Whereas you push little dogs
he's lying to u girl
So my grandma used to always tell this story from when she, her sister, and her brother were kids. I don’t 100% know if the story was completely true, although I suspect it is based on how mad my great uncle would get whatever she told it, haha.So when
If you feel like someone gives you a weird feeling like they are cheating you,lying to you,using you its probably true. Cut that person out of your life and dont look back. LIVE FORWARD!
True story
So true!
Very simple…..but people wanna lie,dont know why?!
I like big butts... However I lie incredibly well
fatandbougie: germanni: 3amnightzz: nikez-40z:IF HER NIPPLES PIERCED SHE PLAYS GAMES this is still true this is not true lies Facts
“i dont care about looks” LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR YOU ARE LYING
“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
if i had a boyfriend who asked me to call him daddy no word of a lie i’d just pack my bags and leave silently in the night fuck that
pandalot: You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring
66koi:does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry
i lied i want to kms
The only true pairing: Tree of Harmony x Bloomberg
rileyisageekdotcom: my favourite thing about Lito Rodriguez: he literally has no fucking idea what’s going on. and he doesnt even care that much. he just fucking rolls with it. *lies through his teeth on behalf of a german criminal named wolfgang.
yesnibbles: yeskitchen: jessehimself: itslaroneppl: naturalbeautyishername: seriouslyamerica: Welp. Assault White Person= ArrestedKills Black Person= Free But it’s not about race. TRUE so true
jamesyouth: omgitsbrilliant: livindavidaloki: redhjedi: The Hulk ain’t never lied. I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo. The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake. Omg, it’s true. Pimp
Raw fucking is a true test of endurance and will
hervacationh0me: SON…… Too true
prettyboyshyflizzy: onetwo-t: demure-siren replied to your post: I just want to meet a guy who’s straig…Guys our age will most likely always lie to you@boys explain why this is so true? what’s y’alls problem? what’s the matter? Cause saying
convolutedperceptions: hunniedipp: itsexclusive: kngshxt: we gotta appreciate eminem rappin tho cause if it wasn’t for music he prolly woulda shot up a school or movie theater Dead ass True lol
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: THIS FROM THE ONION. Home ownership is a myth, don’t pay your property taxes and your shit is going in the street. True, but if your county has a high number of liens/dwindling tax base you can stay in the house
i-lanoire: 2opinionatedblackgirls: chrissyoriginal: galacticgrio: kingjaffejoffer: Bury me a G @blackintellectunrefined 😭😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 Bye Okay but this is true
oneoakdutch: moonblossom: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thoughts: In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance. I don’t know if this is true or..Like, having
blackaudacity: fedupblackwoman: fangirl-utopia: No lies detected. Omg this is true! Po
alwaysbewoke: redhjedi: harempriestess: cumberbitchsandwich: Word. One of the few gifsets I will always reblog because he is so fucking right. The Hulk ain’t never lied. AL. WAYS. RE. BLOG.
hustleinatrap: true
princessfailureee: donzlesdead: endowe: lenabeanss: binchesbrew: me: *bites into a raisin cookie thinking it’s chocolate chip* me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Lmaoooo so true Yall trippin tru tho.
drskywowobog: True 👋
prominent-nipple: United States, you said that Naziism was un-American. But your long winded history of influencing, supporting and financing Naziism through back door political structures of white supremacy has determined that was a lie.
the-philosophers-bone: arcampbell94: Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner. why… is this………….. true…………………
chocobo-kokoro: needscandalinmylife: lizdexia: jamieali: A lovely story about Romney/Ryan. This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever. no lies in this post yas obama slay
walkingfoxy: mashable: Experiences you’ll only understand if you wear glasses. where is the lie?
mindoftheunkind: ruth-lessss: prettyboyshyflizzy: guitarsandcontrabandx: dickprintbandit:lebritanyarmor:facts . I can not find the lie. shiiiiiiiet This is pure knowledge 😂 Sad but true Lie detector test determines that it can’t find one
ladiee3dmel: kaybekilla: jasmineyeee: This made me smile :) LMAO sooo not true . Lies. Why you lie to much?
asylum-art: A new selection of satirical illustrations by John Holcroft, who takes a critical look but full of humor about our society and its excesses. John Holcroft is a British illustrator based in Sheffield, whose unique style illustrations are
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