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harem-breeder: The shy ones are always fun to breed, trying to be innocent when you talk to them, but loving it when you’re going at it… then they don’t bother you with pesky problems after you seeded them and they skip their period.
thewriterkid: If anybody tries to tell you that Ferguson is full of crazy rioters and looters and animals and the police response is justified, show them this. Then please slap them for me.
pussy-on-da-chainwax: Shoutout to them girls that have gained weight, and trying to be comfortable being sexy with your new shape. You’re beautiful baby, and don’t let them tell you otherwise. 💋💋💋
they-chose-family: otpdisaster: Person A cradling Person B’s head, frantically trying to stop their bleeding, when Person B suddenly asks A to marry them. When Person A tells them to stop joking around, B pulls a wedding ring out of their bloodied
tami-taylors-hair: nuclearsweetheart: emeline-savage: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: *makes a phone call* *walks around in circles* Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.
omganniephanny: omganniephanny: Happy titty tuesday! Since tumblr won’t let me put up my dirty videos I had to make them into gifs. I hope you like! PLEASE REBLOG!! I have so many posts and so many new followers I’m trying to get them connected.
seattlestravels: Love at first bite. Been trying to get close to the stray kittens living in the backyard to get them used to humans so we can find them homes. Picked up this guy for the first time, he bit me, jumped out of hands and bolted for the door.
jacsfishburne: nunobritophotography: personal Jacs Fishburne I keep trying to space these photos out, but I love them all so much and had such a wonderful time shooting them with Nuno
torontopup: ssfag: fag, I am trying to decide if I should cut these off and put them on my key chain or let you continue to wear them for my pleasure. Tell me what you think and begging would be a good place to start www.recon.com/torontoslave
rayum: For Yamaburi!Your list of favourite characters and pairings was long and I am indecisive and worry a lot so I tried to get as many of them as I could, even if they’re not the best ever.Regardless, I hope you like at least one of them, and even
hamfootsia: hal0prime: parents giving their sparklings a bath babies w aquatic altmodes transforming as soon as they touch water and either floating or diving. either way parents are stuck trying to coax them back so they can properly clean them.
ceryskitty: larbestaaargh: Mann, but like, imagine Ultron meeting cybertronians tho. Bots wondering why this tiny minibot looks so lewd and so angry. Imagine them taking this tiny anger ball with them to cybertron. Imagine Ultron trying to integrate
chuchu9532: WOW That was a lot of requests! I tried to draw them all! Hope you guys like them!!
lizardbatdraws: Hey, the old download link for the Sans and Papyrus dakimakura images are gone, but you can still get them for FREE! There’s a suggested tip of ũ, but you can go ahead and edit it to Ũ. A lot of people have been trying to sell them
geo-litio: Trying to remind someone of something they promised to do but being worried that maybe you’ll be bothering them or make them feel bad for forgetting or maybe they just didn’t want to do it in the first place and it’s just
iambivalenc3: itzjustgamin: pterodactylsftw: Here comes another giveaway! I spent a while trying to get all the roles and got two extras in the process. I wish I had all of them to give away but I gotta be selfish and keep them for me. :3 I know they
alwayssodramatic-deactivated201: Rick: I don’t know if this is some kind of play, handing authority to strangers.Michonne: […] I don’t know if it’s for us or for them. Or maybe Deanna’s trying to get rid of us and them. You put these jackets
drewwilsonphoto: i’ve tried counting every freckle on your back. but i always get lost in the curve down your spine. if i could, i would erase every single one of them. as if each freckle was a bad memory i could take from your mind and swallow them
sskuvira: kuviraforevergirl: headcanon that Asami takes apart most of her appliances and tries to fix them and make them better. Even if they don’t need to be fixed. Like Korra walks in to see Asami taking apart their toaster and she’s just like
I have so many random fortune cookie items that I need to get rid of… I’m kinda wondering if I should waste time trying to sell them to people online or if I should just trash them.
thriftedpony: detectiveinspectordonut: maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live Also we keep writing a lot of strange fics about them.
a-rinna: trying to force queer people to be totally nonsexual and “pure” to the point that you condemn them for creating/consuming queer content and accuse them of fetishizing their own orientation by experiencing sexual attraction is literally the
cupcakedrawings: trying to figure out a rp plot you wanna do with your friend but then constantly worrying it wont bored them to death or appear pushy so youre like sitting here sweating and hoping they have fun because you just really wanna give them
slyth-princess:Do you want to know what’s a strange feeling? Having a platonic crush on someone. You go through all the same crap as with a romantic crush, trying to impress them, not wanting to seem over eager, wanting to talk to them all the time.
mynightwing: When my sister caught me with her panties wrapped around my hard cock, she snatched them up and seemed pissed off. I was embarrassed and tried to cover myself, but when I saw her lick my precum from them, I couldn’t help but to continue
My little sister tried to kill herself last week because she’s been depressed BUT ALSO some cunt told her to kill herself and encouraged her to do it. She’s even stalking my other sisters, telling them she’d give them money if they snitched on each
ileftmyheartinwesteros: My little sister tried to kill herself last week because she’s been depressed BUT ALSO some cunt told her to kill herself and encouraged her to do it. She’s even stalking my other sisters, telling them she’d give them money
y-firestar: Some fake screenshots This time I took as a basis the Sonic Riders. It was so exciting!!! But the most difficult was to create a background. I had to do them from scratch and I tried to make them in Sonic X style, so I hope I was able to
forrestyoungtea: Eventually my thoughts started to expand beyond Mike. I started looking at other boys and trying to imagine them doing what I saw Mike doing. Not so much the boys in my class… It was hard to imagine some of them even having cocks, let
There’s a couple cute guys that caught my eyes this school year. But I haven’t spoke to them, unless they have two or more classes with them. Then my thirsty ass introduces myself, and laugh. It’s not flirting when I’m trying to
ihaveimmortallongings: burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: baconpancakes003: Single Ladies. OH MY GOD LOOK AT ALL OF THEM EVERY ONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING HALORIOUS I love that someone took time out of their lives to make this a thing I feel everyone trying
rapemytightteenvirgncuntandcumin: The night club is trying to increase their business so they decide to use the girls who get way too wasted and then cant pay their way and tie them to the bed then make them personal fuck slaves for customers for a year
wtfhistory: jesuisuneetoile: Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That
societeperrier: “It was about 2012, I tried the idea of making a looping animation because I wanted to paint letters again. I thought if I’m gonna paint letters I just want them to pop, I want them to stand head and shoulders above other peoples.
junkfoodcinemas:All right, kid, here’s the deal. At any given time there are around 1500 aliens on the planet most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough. They’re just trying to make a living. Men in Black (1997) dir.
niallerswag: loveforzaynmalikid: harry-louis-niall-liam-zayn: One Direction on Entertainment Tonight. I’m sorry I tried so hard to hold in my laugh when they talked about Caroline but I couldn’t. LMAO the way there talking them them is hilarious
browngirlblues: I am talking to my best friend and I realized that I only make small talk with my parents and it doesn’t bother me at all. I don’t miss trying to force myself to love them or forcing them to love me. Like….I just don’t have parents
yamcans: throbbing-lung-fiber: by the way this happened too if you see someone trying to sell this beat them up. I mean hit me up. Signal boost, this is messed up. Instruments are important things, don’t steal them. If anyone has any idea where this
mlpfimrule34: so i could not find a picture of them solo, but i did find some semi-explicit and questionable stuff with them in it, could have been more but i tried to keep it as nsfw as possible
eatsleepdraw: Every day we get emails/tweets/messages from people or businesses trying to promote their contest on EatSleepDraw and while we do promote some of them, if we promoted all of them, there wouldn’t be room for any of the amazing art that
birdsy-purplefishes: just-shower-thoughts: maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live And we sent them some unsolicited nudes with directions to our house.
nuclearsweetheart: emeline-savage: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: *makes a phone call* *walks around in circles* Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them. Fucking stupid ass
banderboucher: banderboucher: Want a rom-com where instead of a funny best friend the protag has an unexplained little ghoul that won’t stop trying to kill them. The rest of the film is a regular rom com besides the tiny goblin that wants them dead.
fitnessgyro: showthemwhossexy: trying-to-get-healthy: literally my favorite part of this picture is the stretch marks. EVERYONE HAS THEM AND YOU SHOULD NEVER BE ASHAMED OF THEM. NO GUY IS GONNA LOOK AT AN ASS LIKE THIS AND GO “OH HER ASS ISN’T
marauders4evr: Here’s your stern and serious reminder that no matter what tumblr tries to tell you, if you are under the age of eighteen, you absolutely cannot take nudes of yourself. You can’t even take them and keep them on your phone. It counts
squishingmytum: A little, trying to pull down their shirt; realizing they can’t get it over their chubby belly. Daddy looking at them and laughing, “Oh my, little one. Have all those snacks really gotten to you?” Red faced, the little runs to them,
gutsanduppercuts: If you can look beyond the exaggerated falls (and there are a lot of them), this video highlights just how quick and efficient Hapkido can be when not trying to look flashy.The more I read about them, the more interested I am in martial
primroseeverdeen08: That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.And Dan was wearing contact lenses.He was allergic to them and after we made the decision to remove them, but the first day we
bloggingthetrench: Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles. The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
lipstickgiraffe:sammiwolfe: roachpatrol: “Auditory Stagnation” GIVE ME THESE. GIVE. GIVE ME THEM. The ultimate in “don’t talk to me” technology because if people keep trying to talk to you you can just spear them in the eye. * AGGRESSIVELY
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