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humans-of-pdx: “I make flowers out of napkins. No tape, no glue, no wire. It’s just a hobby that has turned into a business.” He told me all about his business World Paper Flowers and how he uses Japanese Ikebana techniques in his flower
pinklikeme: mmfrconfessions: My sweet and doting grandmother (from my mom’s side) who is pushing 67 and still physically limber insisted on taking motorbike lessons after seeing the Vuvalini drive their bikes in the movie. She told me that she loved
He told me all I had to do was believe, and that’s what I’m gonna do.
The "I told y'all this would happen but no one listens to me" squad
dromethus: Wife with her lover. She said he made her cum 13 time in an hour. She told me all my dick does is dry her up.
wickedlywenchy: Just in case I haven’t told y’all lately, I love ya bunches! I have the most awesome followers and I appreciate each and every one of you! Mwahs n stuff!
apr3tty1itt13chubbything: Seeeeee I fucking told y’all! Lol Me and daddys-little-big-girl!!!!! I wish you were travelling my way
hazeltea: that-one-fangirl-chick: meowsicalmeulin: peanutbuttarunna: This is my Hogwarts room.So many of you have been asking to see it ever since I told you all I was a 5 year old and have a Harry Potter room…so here it is. I’m fully prepared
thatonelesbiangirl: prince-of-hopeless-romance: thatonelesbiangirl: Have I never told you all the onion story from work oh my god whats the onion story omg im curious back when I just started at Subway I was having a really bad day since it was one
Fun fact: I have absolutely 0 fashion sense but I hide it by wearing pop/Internet/weeb culture shirts.One of the new peeps at work told me that I have cool shirts.Mission successed.
branstarks: I told you. All the men in my life die.I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
softtitlita: accarahara: softtitlita: accarahara: softtitlita: kimreesesdaughter: millennial-review: How many times have I told y’all to cancel Kanye? He’s been canceled since his confederate flag jackets tbh His what?! Dis here
randompornandincest: I told mom all I needed to eat for dinner was her.
bradx545: I told her all little girls surrender to their daddies, so now she enjoys fucking with her daddy.
reblogable-memes:all that’s needed
xenolithia: stophatting: whisperlude: soulful-tree: beautiesofafrique: Swahili women with henna Such beautiful culture YESSS FINALLY. I TOLD YOU ALL HENNA WAS ALSO AN AFRICAN THING AS WELL AS AN ARAB THING. this is so beautiful YESSSS
wontongod: three-hunna: foshiizzzle: a-bxthinghunter: †††† full ghetto alchemist wontongod i told y’all gaysap had people walkin around lookin dumb af
lynne-en-femme: Told y'all I was inspired by those pics that I reblogged earlier this week. Thanks for posting them, lovesubgurls! xoxox
ashlinhodges: Why you think the indians rarely got sick. My nana told me all they had weed lol #illuminatiproof #theyhidthisfromus #cannabis #killilluminati
stormylilcloud: I told y'all my tan lines were #fuckt
crissle: chyeahsheckya8e: starslicer: cravingmcnuggie: Damn, that was immediately disproved. i told y’all. tumblr don’t play about their receipts.
havocados: frosty-the-vegan: afrogrrrlxvx: feinbhas-a-ghabhail: pathtomisery: thatgirl-possessed: Get the fuck out of here. Fuck yeah …dude I told y’all! FUCK what a time to be alive SCREAMING
thesoftghetto: babyfacedbitchh: suzy—carmichael: gizelle-lewinskyxxx: zumainthyfuture: becuzbacon: thatshybutrudegirl: thechanelmuse: They just can’t help themselves. I told y’all they would have to use at least 40 bobby pins and loose strands
Like almost two years ago, my dad stole a bunch of money from my brother and tried to blame it on me. He broke the lock on my door kicking it in and told me to “go tell the truth” but like, my mom receives his bank statements and that day
notsorighteousmuslim: micdotcom: Watch: The “pink tax” is secretly costing women thousands — and not just at the drug store Damn ya’ll getting underpaid and overcharged Could have told y'all this years ago
I don’t know why these sniveling collegiate law student motherfuckers are complaining, or even alive. Nobody told y’all to bludgeon the husband of a high profile criminal lawyer and let yourselves get entangled in a bunch of bullshit in the name of
alexistentialisms: humansofnewyork: “We’re living in sin.” #me @alexistentialisms Lillian told me ALL about it
queennymeria: Everyone advised me to send you to the ruins of Valyria to live out your short life with the stonemen before the sickness spread through the castle. I told them all to go to hell.
whathappenedtocharlotte: bellamyraven: I told you. All the men in my life die.I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot. God I fucking love her.
tombralderarchive: Bioshock Infinite as movie► (little collaboration with bookerjustdewitt!) “Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt, Mr. DeWitt” were the exact words that mysterious man told me. All I had to do was going into a city
dirty-brunette-beauty: Told y'all I satisfy daddy’s sweet tooth 😏
vanilla-chastity: Of course I told Trudy all about your little chastity fetish: she’s my best friend. Now she’s seen for herself how frustrated and horny you are, she’s come up with some great ideas to make it even worse. Thanks to lavishcyantail
deacbrain00: @princess-jenna1 told them all of my addictions and weaknesses
lol i told y'all i would release my nudes. this is a rare collection. rare rare rare. i’m still husband material don’t get me fucked up.
crazysexyfierce: bitchesluveme: Hey guys, my mom has been smoking since she was a teenager. Well now, she’s in her 40’s with diabetes. Her doctor says if she doesn’t quit smoking, she could go blind or lose her legs. My mom has always told me
jesus-told-me-to-do-it: my bloody t shirt after a gig
coloradoanatelophobic: I took this picture for a class but I thought it was so powerful. The beautiful girl to the left has struggled with being called slut whore skank ect because she has well double D’s. Me, on your right, I’ve always been told
dannyhasrealfriends: causeallidoisdance: piecesofamoonchyld: Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu
lezbefabulous: Bc kasey told me to post it 👌
austincarlos: psyducked: do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you All the time
blackandkillingit: robynhoodscloset: Hey my loves!! So happy to be able to post again!! Like I told you all before I had to do my family duties down in Texas, so I’ve been out of commission for a little while. Starting off right with some new threads
casey-the-spacey-nerd: The most insulting thing, to me, about cis men playing trans women and cis women playing trans men is this: It tells us that even when trans stories are told, y’all only see us as our gender designated at birth. As our anatomy.
theblackoaksyndicate: I wonder if White People understand that half the reason why Black People find Blackface so offensive is that we’ve told y’all for literally over a century that’s it’s always racist, 100% of the time, with no exceptions,
delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how
friendlyneighborhoodblackgirl: paradeofproblematicfavs: randomstabbing: isohels: Do you know what I hate?? When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise
andioyu: Me: aw how sweet all the cats in this house run up to me as soon as i enter the roo- wait a second they just want to be fed also one of them vomited on the carpet just now 🙀😿😹
aro-leo: cipheramnesia: jenroses: Have I told y’all about my husband’s Fork Theory? If I did already, pretend I didn’t, I’m an old. So the Spoon Theory is a fundamental metaphor used often in the chronic pain/chronic illness communities to
my-drippingwetpussay: uglynewyork: I told y’all French won Always loved Khloe. Fuck Kim lol
hotincestcaptions: It was called ‘Daddy Time’, and he told her all the naughty girls her age got it from their fathers. She’d spoken to her girlfriends about it and they’d confirmed they were the object of their own ‘Daddy Time’. For some
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Scott was going to drop his plans to Skype with me tonight because he promised and I had to work much later than expected, and just the thought was so sweet that I told him not to cancel his plans because he only had a week left with these people. What
prettybadseed:“(…) and I remember sitting in a bar with the band one night and we were goading Conway into playing something at the piano. Being the modest, self-effacing man that he is, he told us all to fuck-off.”
signedfury: mariah carey + mean girls told y’all.
highgalaleh93: thatdudeemu: lordflacko91: spookycutequeen: imsoshive: Slugs im here for snoop Lmao no chill 😭 Snoop told y’all the west ain’t never been friendly Gotta love snoop
shanellbklyn: thispoetspace: shanellbklyn: thispoetspace: nigeah: thispoetspace:Griot. I told y’all Taurus are beautiful. *covers face* you’re plenty proof of that. I’m not your ugly lol 😜 Get away from me with your lies. 😘😘😘
Beyoncé told y'all to stop calling her "God"
dumbandpretty: bimbolovinggentleman:I appreciate her honesty but I really didn’t need the shirt to inform me of that…those lips already told me all I needed to know about you. That’s cause the shirt’s for her, not you, @bimbolovinggentleman.
