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floozys: i told myself “ok ur tired so take a ONE hour nap otherwise u will feel like cRAP” so i nap for an hour, wake up and go back to sleep bECAUSE I’M A THOUGHTLESS FUCKER THAT LIVES IN THE MOMENT AND NOW I’M P A Y I N G FOR IT
In “Rose’s Room”, after Pearl shuts off the wailing stone she says “Amethyst, I told you not to turn it on in the house!”, which means they had a specific conversation about it in which Pearl said, probably repeatedly, to
pbjplatypus: artemispanthar I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but I’ve been told that this is what the Big Donut training video was based on! Pretty great. I have seen it but its still just as amazing as it was the first time
soggystyrofoam: artemispanthar‘s sister has a really cute gemsona so i drew ahh!!! This is so rad, it looks awesome and it was so sweet of you to draw her gemsona!My little sister was really excited and giddy to see this, she told me to tell you “Thank
lousolversons: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, Series 1. “’Holistic’ is the fundamental interconnectedness of all things.”
taikova: steven has normal dreams for once, imagining the fabled unconditional love from a mom… good thing he has that in real life, too. thank you SU, the complicated stories you told about all sorts of families hit hard.
daddysbottom: A father’s responsibility to his son never ends. Even when he’s ready to start dating, he may still need you to teach on the finer things. Oh sure, you’ve told him all about the birds and the bees. But he will still need you to teach
What if I told y'all...
he told me all of his other fwbs are ta’s
Sorry I never told you All I wanted to say Now its too late to hold you Cause youve flown away So far away Never had I imagined Living without your smiiile Feeling and knowing you heaaaar meee It keeps me alive Aliiive And I know youre shining down
gorillateaparty:penny-theunicorn:I told y’all summer was getting whatever body came out these clothes…and it did 🥵Stunning 🥵
ellen-deselfish: once i made the mistake of trying to distract my teacher by talking about something random and i picked potatoes and it turned out he was a potato expert and i had to sit there for 20 minutes trying not to laugh while he told me all
pussylagoon: jtchubbycheeks: brontozaurus: asliceofmysoul: Reenactment of how the dinosaurs became extinct. Yes this is 100%accurate. Wow I love the science side of tumblr it’s true. my hedgehog told me all about it.
ryobkr: Marik has a lot of stories to tell when he’s at this hotel.… thiefprincess told me all of them while I was drawing (ノ*゜▽゜*)
mnwood: have i ever told y’all about the greatest moment of my academic career i was a freshman in college and i had this history teacher who was ~edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor was off the charts and he was the first teacher i ever
captainlovelxce: hey have i ever told y’all about my cursed apartment building cursed how, you say???? well, here’s the thing: no-one can fuckin see it. let me explain further i live in a tiny flat in a big red brick building with huge windows. it
marcossfm: “Squid Sisters’ Casting”Told y’all I’ll do something not KLK relatedand plus I thought why not show splatoon some love?(Get it while it’s hot!)
lacypet: the boy i love told me all i need now is a leash😻😻
thefagmag: I carried his boots home. He told me to close the door.
thatboysass: When I told him I had a bf he slipped the rubber off and said he wanted it raw inside him, so he can go back to work knowing my cum is inside. Watch my bare fucks live on snapchat @ Thatboysass
e-bae: Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
jake2bb: Ralph told me that he has this one regular at his GH that he will take it from raw..I didn’t believe hi. He proved me wrong Become a member of my Patreon community for even more content at https://www.patreon.com/Jake2bb
rgenki: have i told you all about my reverse age au where suuji are 14 year olds and homura is there(alternate title, Ichimatsu looks into the camera like hes in the office)
redraider91: jack-aka-randomboobguy: sketch comm for Redraider Told y'all she’s a certified butt slut.Marty loves her daughters and is amused when she sees Beth sitting uncomfortably
vinebox: unfriendlylatinhottie: I told y’all she wasn’t racist.
theintermission: I told y'all how I’m in love with Caramelcakes right 😻
stone-elm:Told y’all I got a haircut, so hi
annie-douglas-at-40: My daughter opened the door and froze, seeing me on her bed. “Come here, baby,” I whispered. “My friend told me all about how you hit on her and flirted with her and even tried kissing her, and well, I’m jealous… Come here
little-known-artist:I TOLD Y'ALL MOROHA WAS GONNA BE TINY AF!!!
zootronium: My goddaughters asked me what I thought about their outfits for tonight’s halloween party. I think the look on my face told them all they needed to know
dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty: Everything is better with my @brass-tacks-time. Told y’all. TRUTHS. Bryan is The Bestest 💯
raptorific: I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t
reddmann: Told y’all it was
kialessa: doorstoplord: doorstoplord: have i ever told y’all the story about how a snake knew I was trans years before I did okay so my 7th grade social studies/8th grade science teacher (he did both classes. Somehow…) had a snake lovingly named
goon-monster: On a whim, you decided to spend your one week of vacation time at the Goon Academy. It will be a good life experience, you told yourself. All the recent gooning and hypnosis probably affected your decision too.The first week of Goon Academy
teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to
nbchannibal: lecterings: what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism? No, I think the answer is Mason Verger.
You told me to my face that I made a mistake, and that’s as far from brown-nosing as one can get. I respect you for that. Now I have a gift for you.
kieraknightley: “I went into this lovely Spanish shop,” she tells Kashner, “and the girl said, "Has anyone ever told you you look just like the girl in Gone Girl?,” and I said, “Well, that’s me”.
squilliamxxii: blkdzn: awidesetvagina: this is still the best story ever told at a talk show My favorite Retta is a gift to the world ❤️
joshxlegend: mrbowtiefly: cherrylipsandcandyeyes: theproblackgirl: 😢 ❤️ 👏🏽 I love how he let him cry, told him, “We cry as men” and didn’t hit him with the whole, “Big boys don’t cry” mess. That was lovely. Phenomenal.
mommyandbabybruce:Im your new babysitter..Your mommy already told me all about you and showed me photos..So dont be embarrassed..I already know what a little diaper wetting baby you are
naughty-aunt: Janice was pretty close with her niece Amy. They had just lost track a bit in the fall when Amy started college. For the holidays Janice invited Amy to stay with her a few days. Amy told Janice all about her wild adventures, playing
thatdudeemu: lordflacko91: spookycutequeen: imsoshive: Slugs im here for snoop Lmao no chill 😭 Snoop told y’all the west ain’t never been friendly
jeankd: calvin-klein-sign-me-already: If someone in Kanye West’s circle could tell him to message me I’d be thankful. I been told y’all about Kanye, and everybody called me a hater. I saw the self-loathing. I mean the man lost his mama to a surgical
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Beyonce basically just told Stacey Dash to come fight ha
kaylanb121: prettyboyshyflizzy: Told y'all. Brooklyn stay winning 😂 Ohmygod
7mangoes: truuqueen: 7mangoes: 7mangoes: got a few pussy niggas in their feelings 😇 I TOLD y'all I was getting slim thick in 2017 :) LISSEN 👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾
bruddabois: endgaem: I FUCKING TOLD Y’ALL LMFAOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂
striveforgreatnessss:NBA players and Celebrities react to Fergie singing the national anthem at the NBA All star game
queenejanine: creamynut: People that unload all their problems on to you within a few minutes of meeting you be scaring the shit outta me. I have a coworker like this. It’s so annoying tbh “What’s up, I’m Greg”“Not
laurdlannister-kingslayer: laurdlannister-kingslayer:this is my baby cousin(she aint a baby no more) who i told y’all about a couple years back that if she stayed good enough she could make the olympic team LOOK AT HA She’s good! Hope we see
whisperlude: soulful-tree: beautiesofafrique: Swahili women with henna Such beautiful culture YESSS FINALLY. I TOLD YOU ALL HENNA WAS ALSO AN AFRICAN THING AS WELL AS AN ARAB THING.
theafrocentrics: bootyscientist:thesickestsinner:blexicana: oh shit… http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/8918278/ I TOLD Y’ALL NIGGAS THEY TRYNA KILL US OFF
Jensen & Jared campaign is back on sale for 24 hours. “ Which I dunno how? We had two weeks!!! We told Y’all !!! “ - Jensen Ackles [x]
jakespot: My buddy always thought he was funny doing stupid stuff like pulling his pants down so when I came out I’d see it. He knew I was bi, I told him all about it one night so why does he keep doing this. One day I’m just going to grab him and
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