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neilnevins: frog-and-toad-are-friends: I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes
arfcanine: ottermatopoeia: toadschooled: From the Wikihow article “How to Keep a Toad As a Pet” Just fucking throw dirt on it @piroeoe
frog-and-toad-are-friends: soulsoaker: this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker
agardenofliliesandviolets: mememic-bry: loathsome-toad: “The average person thinks about sex every seven seconds” Me, an asexual: I’m definitely not ace and that’s Definitely not true, it sounds like something Freud made up Freud, who was
finalvortex: finalvortex: 1. Peach is to the Toads what Bowser is to Koopas - a larger form of the same species that ‘rules’ over the others, kind of like how we think of queen bees. Peach, therefore, is a kind of mushroom. Babies in the world of
sentry-34: babyanimalgifs: Here’s a toad riding a snake (via) @call-me-remi
frog-and-toad-are-friends: Iron Man is genuinely the worst superhero because imagine what a guy like that would be like in real life. imagine if Elon Musk had a martyrdom complex and was subsidized by the US government to beat people up
frog-and-toad-are-friends: everybody who is against social justice issues is such a fucking drama queen about it and it’s so god damn annoying, like I wouldn’t like you any more if you were just a racist homophobe without all the pomp and circumstance
dammit-jim-im-a-blog: greyyourwarden: cascrieff:one thing I never see anyone take into account is the fact that Hogwarts must be crawling with cats. you’re allowed to bring either a cat, an owl, or a toad. if we assume only 1/3 of the students bring
frog-and-toad-are-friends: young man, get yourself off the floor, I said young man, man door hand hook car door
bidoofswish: coonerybuffoonery: bidoofswish: What should i draw 😗 toads in professional outfits “if i dont have more flies on my desk by monday you can kiss your job goodbye”
reptles: there’s this toad at my parents house that always shows up at night to eat the bug attracted by the back porch lights and he has become pretty famous among family text messaging groups..
frog-and-toad-are-friends: the Playskool Goblin Containment Block, only ๋.99
bufobufobufo: toadschooled: A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x] The Seas bende to his Presence
frog-and-toad-are-friends: Tumblr mobile giving me ads from lower planes of reality now
allacharade: frog-and-toad-are-friends: I’m reading Don Quixote for my world literature class and apparently when it was first published in 1605 it was world-changingly popular, one of the first “popular novels” as we know it today, and there were
artenega: suppermariobroth: In Super Mario Sunshine, the Toads in Delfino Plaza are always seen worrying about Peach after her kidnapping. However, their expressions only become distraught when Mario approaches. As long as he is far away, their faces
mmmskulljuice: toadschooled: The petulant frown of a plains spadefoot toad [Spea bombifrons] sitting on a road with no where to dig in Crowley County, Colorado. Image by Andrew DuBois
thecatsafoot: dinosaur-joshua: toadschooled: Although toads are my All-Time Ultimate Favorite, waxy monkey tree frogs are on a level of purity that’s simply staggering theyre so gentle……….. nothing they do is wrong [x] [x] [x] they’re just
aggravatedtranscription: venusian–eye: frog-and-toad-are-friends: transgenderer: memeufacturing: weird how people say “ice rink” even though thers like no other type of rink. also more importantly what the fuck is a rink roller rink……
light-up-the-night: retrogamingblog: harsh jesus christ toad what the fuck is your damage
ottermatopoeia: toadschooled: From the Wikihow article “How to Keep a Toad As a Pet” Just fucking throw dirt on it
snowflakeeel: snowflakeeel: some lady called the toad that we have at work “ugly and disgusting” and i am SO fucking mad rn HE’S A GOOD BOY, HELEN!!!!
swordgaymutual: hot take but ppl getting hyped over things like worms, frogs, toads, bugs, squids, octopi, bats, lizards and turtles is good actually
jackthevulture: (to the tune of I love Rock and Roll) I. LOVE. SNAKES AND TOADS.
lezcatnoir: luckyartisanllama: georgiansuggestion: take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag. Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view
frog-and-toad-are-friends: apricops: every king in the Middle Ages: it’s really important that I don’t die because I don’t have an heir and if something were to happen to me, the whole kingdom would be thrown into civil war every king in the
rqqu: elbiotipo: elbiotipo: elbiotipo: IM SO ANGRY THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE https://www.obliquity.com/skyeye/88const/Buf.html We could’ve had it all… let’s bring her back
loads-of-toads: impaled:
toadschooled: A relaxed European Common toad [Bufo bufo] bobbing like a cork in a pond. Images by Alannah
wheresanegg: I remember reading this mario fanfic on gamefaqs where mario married peach and became King Mario but he got assassinated during a public appearance by a Toad with a sniper rifle
hollowtones:hollowtones: hollowtones: I don’t know what you expect me to say to messages like this. These are just vegetables. These aren’t questions. Frogs and toads aren’t vegetables. I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today.
do-you-have-a-flag:everythingfox:Shower timeI was so worried the water pressure was going to be high and I was about to watch that frog/toad get BLASTED INTO NEXT TUESDAY
everythingfox:Ran out of gas and had to be toad(via)
Vamp by Toad Lillie! The world of reflection
cstalli: “A royal inhabitant of Inferno. Concealing her form under most circumstances, she appears as a gigantic toad when summoned. Baal’s enormous, wobbly body is too heavy for her to control, giving her a disadvantage in the heat of battle;
crazy-go-lucky: dead-stray-cat: crazy-go-lucky: tulerarts: okay bye toad “There’s no use running Mario.” You…Need to stop this…. “Admit your sins Mario.”
sweetberryworld:That toad is me
theweegeemeister: When a character makes a snide remark about Luigi in a Mario game, yet they’re some bitch ass unremarkable toad who hasn’t done shit their entire lives and constantly needs rescuing
queenwhiskey: Me, a truck driver in the mushroom kingdom trying to make my delivery through toads turnpike: oh fuck those assholes in go karts are at it again
frogginbloggin: frogginbloggin: frogginbloggin: frogginbloggin: anti0ch: anti0ch: anti0ch: anti0ch: in a swamp or in a bog there’s nothing finer than a frog 🐸 in the mud or by the road there’s nothing slicker than a toad!!
villomaru: light-up-the-night: retrogamingblog: harsh jesus christ toad what the fuck is your damage
gluten-free-pussy: hervacationh0me: alsuper2: lezcatnoir: luckyartisanllama: georgiansuggestion: take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag. Elizabeth,
theenbywitch: rqqu: elbiotipo: elbiotipo: elbiotipo: IM SO ANGRY THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE https://www.obliquity.com/skyeye/88const/Buf.html We could’ve had it all… let’s bring her back She’s still
truncatedlegs: frog-and-toad-are-friends: Yikes! hey just a heads up, if you agree wholeheartedly with this post unfollow me and don’t talk to me
narwhalbutts: daunvaliant: @h3llbender IS THIS A FROG AND TOAD BALLET
leftclausewitz: karlcat: i feel like ‘frog and toad’ is an untapped goldmine of potential memes i mean like look at this pic alone when ur readin a post and you don’t know which side you’re supposed to be takin
deanky: deanky: i keep remembering this mario comic i read once and there was this one panel of toad that was really good…it was REALLY good hold on let me find it
frolicingintheforest: Sauron made friends with a Toad!At first, I thought he was going to kill it. But he just started petting it. Not, swatting at it, and not trying to hurt it at all. They ended up just layin’ and chillin’ together for awhile.
insta-munecabetsy:noisyslimetoadprofessor:noisyslimetoadprofessor:Thanks professor toad My husband noticed how I finish my day in the office @insta-munecabetsy Submitted by insta-munecabetsyBefore and after clubbing
probertson: CAPTAIN TOAD
ur a weak meta hugging toad
lavender-stone: ~Traditional Witchcraft, Gemma Gary The Red Serpent of the East Road The White Hare of the South Road The Grey Toad of the West Road The Black Crow of the North Road
buddhabrand: pickledpennies: toadschooled: This Asian common toad [Duttaphrynus melanostictus] was spotted climbing into a phone booth at the Bangkok Asiatique Night Market. Photographs by Michal Ginter he needs to make an important call maybe
in-love-with-my-bed: quicksi1ver: Remember that one time Pietro broke into the MRD just to take a picture of Toad’s reaction when he told him he wasn’t breaking him out i have no idea what this is, but its funny
asteriskos: BREAKING NEWS: TINY TOAD SITS ON A BANANA
![bufobufobufo: toadschooled: A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x] The Seas bende to his Presence](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8da5df56a012861f1a13c4b3e87c6014/tumblr_njb09cUbD51u0gizpo1_250.jpg)
![mmmskulljuice: toadschooled: The petulant frown of a plains spadefoot toad [Spea bombifrons] sitting on a road with no where to dig in Crowley County, Colorado. Image by Andrew DuBois](https://64.media.tumblr.com/70d2b673285c0ff971dd285ef8118358/tumblr_omjypjXJIu1u0gizpo1_250.jpg)
![thecatsafoot: dinosaur-joshua: toadschooled: Although toads are my All-Time Ultimate Favorite, waxy monkey tree frogs are on a level of purity that’s simply staggering theyre so gentle……….. nothing they do is wrong [x] [x] [x] they’re just](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a465c37927c4ce4b6eac6f58cf7b7f00/1ed0590b2d863844-56/s512x512u_c1/849253007a1d897933d7ef2d343289ee0aeab4f3.png)
![toadschooled: A relaxed European Common toad [Bufo bufo] bobbing like a cork in a pond. Images by Alannah](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b31c426ba501669f992b0220cbdb3269/tumblr_o5qapmhSMr1u0gizpo1_250.png)
![buddhabrand: pickledpennies: toadschooled: This Asian common toad [Duttaphrynus melanostictus] was spotted climbing into a phone booth at the Bangkok Asiatique Night Market. Photographs by Michal Ginter he needs to make an important call maybe](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b23a76446ecb37ba816f532c319229a6/tumblr_o10odgOTIh1u0gizpo1_250.jpg)
