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jackjackattack-immortal-redshirt: Jack: *finds the carcass of a monster and proceeds to wear it* hell yeah Ashi: you look like shit Jack: it’s called fashion, bitch
prokopetz: Little-known downsides of immortality: Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone
thelastlonelywriter: The way Legolas and Arwen approach falling in love with a mortal is really, really funny to me because Arwen: I will give up my immortality, and my chance to see my mother and father again, because I would rather die with you than
sadurday: oh man the best is when a dude is like “you’re not wife material.” fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking
my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:blynxee:I wanted to immortalize the best moment in gravity falls on my blogfor the love of god please watch thisthis show lol XD
jackjackattack-immortal-redshirt: Jack: *finds the carcass of a monster and proceeds to wear it* hell yeah Ashi: you look like shit Jack: it’s called fashion, bitch I love these two so much! <3 <3 <3
marikazemus34: Silver Sickle and Celestia - Gift of the Goddess Have a freebie. I want everyone to see this immediately. “There is no greater immortality than a goddess’s love. Please don’t stop until you’ve had enough. For your loyalty and
ommanyte:I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips
copperbadge: adelicateculturecell: Journey to the Microcosmos: Tardigrades: Chubby, Misunderstood, & Not Immortal Images originally captured by Jam’s Germs Thank you @airyearthgirl for inspiring me to gif these amazing lines Tardigrades
paragrin replied to your post: anonymous asked:Do you think that…But immortality is a central part of being a Gem, and he’s half gem so… I’m not sure what they’ll do with it.I know that, but I’m talking about this in reference to the
ommanyte: I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips
badsuccubus: I followed a mortal back to his hotel room and gave him the best night of his short life. All it cost him was his immortal soul 😈 that’s a fair trade right? Thank you all for helping me reach 2000 followers! It’s a joy to feast
tarainunderland: ticktocksheep: maroonlowblood: immortal-spud-thief: byrontobuffy: the-sociopaths-have-10-ant: randomhumanrambling: imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate: collidingdreamswithreality: Reblog if you’re old enough to get this Laughter.
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: wellokay: #goddamn ringwraith you are a fucking dumbass shit #what’s the point of being immortal if you can’t even sense four fucking hobbits underneath a tree? #your performance meeting this quarter is not going to be
dogpu: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: blynxee: I wanted to immortalize the best moment in gravity falls on my blog for the love of god please watch this IT’S HEAVENS PUNISHMENT FOR OUR TERRIBLE TASTE IN EVERYTHING
phallicdeemonseedworship: WE WORSHIP YOU LORD OF LUST AS WE KNEEL TO DRINK OF THE FOUNTAINS OF IMMORTALITY WE RISE AS THY SONS OF SODOM OF PERPETUAL SEED WORSHIP…
ross56sblog: phallicdeemonseedworship: WE WORSHIP YOU LORD OF LUST AS WE KNEEL TO DRINK OF THE FOUNTAINS OF IMMORTALITY WE RISE AS THY SONS OF SODOM OF PERPETUAL SEED WORSHIP… Gsxf750, c'est ça que j'ai envie de te donner… Et je suis preneur
dapperspacedorito: sammy-makes-moosetracks: The climax of poetic literature. There comes a point when you try to convince yourself that My Immortal was written as a joke and yet you still doubt your conclusions.
jaaku-frost: charlesoberonn:From what I understand JoJo is about 8 generations of the same family fighting to stop their shitty immortal uncle. This is also the plot of Castlevania depending on which continuity you go with.
candlewinds: it’s so unsettling to be reminded as an adult that the people and things you loved as a child are not immortal like you once thought they were
odair: it’s such a shock because we immortalize these people and especially if they’re young you never expect them to die. when they do it’s like a big slap in the face with reality that death is a real thing.
mlpfim-fanart: sketchesplz: The most important rule for immortals - don’t fall in love with those whose lives are finite.They will be gone in a blink of your eye, and you will be left with your heart broken for eternity.But if you failed to follow
jackdaw-kraai:wembleyfragglesarchive:HELP IM ADDICTED TO MAKING THESE EDITS I CANT BELIEVE THIS MOMENT WAS IMMORTALIZED ON VIDEOYou look at them, you see the puppeteers do their thing and talk straight into the mic, and yet, you still can’t see anything
intergalactic-dorks: intergalactic-dorks: Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible Me, as a vampire: oh geez Friend: What’s wrong Me:
fujiaski: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical
dogpu: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:blynxee:I wanted to immortalize the best moment in gravity falls on my blogfor the love of god please watch this IT’S HEAVENS PUNISHMENT FOR OUR TERRIBLE TASTE IN EVERYTHING
my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:blynxee:I wanted to immortalize the best moment in gravity falls on my blogfor the love of god please watch this
jackerlope: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying
jackerlope: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical
yesiamyourgoddess: fur-n-steel: forbidden-pleasures-store: Clone A Willy Kit Make an Exact Vibrating Rubber copy of your mans penis, using latest cutting edge technology to immortalize him just like the stars do, Includes everything you need to make
makaveli-immortalized: “Fuck your homeboys nigga we can drop the guns,I hit your block and we can box for fun, nigga one on one.Last to fall is a baller cat, it’s Death Row, why the fuck you think we call it that?”
madokadepressiona: fujiaski: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh
elegantdirtyporn: To the dude who’s being blown; You are extremely lucky that this event has been immortalized with a photo, This vision of loveliness on her knees in front of you like that should be an indelible memory for the rest of your life.
‘So if your message ain’t shit, fuck the records you sold | cuz if you go platinum, it’s got nothing to do with luck | it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck…” - Immortal Technique On some real fucking shit.
“Tell them the truth and they call you a traitor. Talk to them honestly and they call you a hater.”- Immortal Technique
