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"Why don't you come to class" they say
signs from most to least positive
true-inked-dom: justsexypics: Sex blog here Submit here Just this!
there is fundamentally nothing wrong with consenting to sex for material gain, pass it on.
True lover if tea.
all-signs-point-to-lez: submitted by anon
fashionfabby: Gotta reach to the top for this apple!
thecandidcrow: Two Lovers
I met Rob Lowe in Hawaii once. But the problem was I couldn’t remember his name and the first recollection of him as an actor was him in “Tommy Boy”. However, I didn’t want to ask him, “Hey, aren’t you the bad guy in
True love is never over! Check out the animation process behind this beautiful scene with Pearl from the musical episode, “Mr. Greg.”
True friends are so different from eachother.. but like you for your blobby, imperfect little self ^^
my friend was complaining after school about how she didn’t get any posts in any school societies and how all of them went to people who already had posts in other societies. She was saying all this while her hand was on a lamp post so I told her
itsbyrosie:How to pat cats
When a cow licks you, it feels like a giant cat wants to eat you.
dekatsu: muchymozzarella: stuckinthisgodforsakenhellhole: gaypussyretard: If some of you are curious Hodge is doing better! He had a GoFundMe which is already closed but here his his message to the output of support: Blaine here - Let me start
mermaidastrology: Pisces need their space away from people, even the ones they are closest too. Often, Pisces will have their own private space in their house where they can retreat to.
How To Romance Any Sign
joshpeck: talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing
the-real-eye-to-see:Because our skin color is work of art!
siriusblaque: narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would
madambitchtits:heavensairwaves:heavensairwaves:BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY AND I FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I
“I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I like my heroes complicated and brooding, James Dean in oiled leather, leaning on a motorcycle. You know the color. (“Ode to Chocolate”)”
What the signs want to do before Halloween
keelahsomethigh:my hobbies include thinking of stories to write and then not writing them*sigh*…
bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
i hung a nun in 91 to captivate the rap race
daxnorman: hot dog in my coffee This guy came to my college!!
I don;t know how to use the internet
djcalvycakes:When you see something you hate so much that you just refuse to acknowledge it.
tsunderetaker: Anime boys have to much cum.
s-video: Nancy Reagan FAILED her epic quest to keep me from smoking weed
servbot42:Tfw you go to show your friend a video but it’s not as funny as you remember
samid11: cute things to say after sex
potatosmack: tedywestside: me tryin’ to get my life together Nothing as ever been more accurate
deansloverboy: snapchatting: a ฟ gift card to Louis Vuitton *buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
“God I’m so fucking cute,” I kept repeating inside my head as I repeatedly proceeded to empty the contents of my stomach in a tunnel, freezing my ass off.
vaergamor: If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit. And I’d like to get as many of them out in the open as possible. You gotta get together and tell yourself stories
verygaygirlfriendspookymulder: me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days
bansheeandclyde: apparently some special new episode of bbc sherlock aired the other day and i didn’t hear or see anything about it and i just want to thank all of you. u kept that shit off my dash and out of my life, a dream i could not have even
moonemoji: California facts: -we surf to school -if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die -same with “like” -we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold
iamcup: stephenbaby: electricshambles: imperfectmannequin: xoxojk:fuckyeatrublood:imhereforsookie:underwhelmer: Fact: Your level of arousal by this cover is directly proportional to your level of psychopathy. are you effing serious? Whoa.
klefable: i’d like to think of myself as a video game protagonist but instead i’d probably be some random npc who gives you a weird quest like “kiss every cat in this town on the forehead and i’ll give you 10 dollars”
It all comes down to this
onlyblackgirl: brownn-sugar: do I even need to say anything? 🤔 Doesn’t everyone know this at this point? It’s like a loudly kept secret that the health industry keeps people sick because cures aren’t profitable. They still force women into
welcome to tumblr, where you will meet the saddest fucking teenagers jesus fucking christ they are so fucking sad
I would never unfollow anyone for posting personal stuff. Tumblr is a place to get out your feelings not bottle them up inside and pretend like you are okay.
pizzaforpresident: The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.
robregal: Answer so real, Alex Trebek ain’t know what to do.
Ready To Run
too wild to live
Trying to remember someone that you never knew...
Welcome to my nightmare.
we were not made to be subtle.
Welcome to my escape
