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“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.â€
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want me to be.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.â€
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my lipstick.â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.â€
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.â€
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who shines bright like one.â€(Yes, according to the credits, that flight attendant’s name is Diamond.)
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and put that riding crop to good use?â€Submitted by @call-me-mrs-moriarty.
image googling “how to suture a wound” and watchin melting corpses on Bones all night. i am maxed out on yuck. rainbownotation: Sherlock drawing requests? Awesome. We always see John being the doctor to Sherlock’s wounds, lets flip
in which life is no longer worth living sorry i changed it to sherlock lol elizabeth-byrne: could you draw John accidentally kissing Anderson?
derlaine: I went to Sherlock con where we watched all of season 2 in one sitting. This is my draws. Reapersun said: “Keep practicing”
Just wanted to shout out a thanks to Sherlock Seattle for asking me up! I was only there four hours yesterday and it’s kind of a blur @–@ Thank you everyone for totally cleaning me out and making it much easier to pack for the trip back heuheu
bendingsignpost: madlori: iamilex: havetardiswilltimetravel: AU - The Lie └ John finds out that Sherlock faked his death before he returns. He decides to give the detective a taste of his own medicine. …wow… I didn’t know I wanted it, but
