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“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with my Bee Gees ringtone.”
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”
“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’”
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“Wanna come to my Mori-party?â€
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you weren’t wearing underwear.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.â€
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and put that riding crop to good use?â€Submitted by @call-me-mrs-moriarty.
“Don’t be jealous of your station master brother… I choo-choose you.”
phoebewallersbridge: favourite female villains: jamie moriarty (elementary) ’My first instinct was to kill you. Quietly. Discreetly. But then, the more I learned about you, the more curious I became. Here, at last, seemed to be a mind that… that
theteadetective: leafenclaw: jessmiriamdrew: Irene Adler Jamie Moriarty #jamie moriarty #i was totally intrigued with those facial expressions #when irene slips and moriarty peeks through #it just adds to the brilliance of the character #because
filmtv: Natalie Dormer as Jamie Moriarty in Elementary (2013-2015)
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