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“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“Will you be my division?”
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime scenes, if you deduce my meaning.”
“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?â€
“You can call me Giles if I can call you mine.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
i am ruining my liiiiiife anarmydoctor: I don’t know if you are still taking requests, but.. may I ask for some rugby!John? hhhnnngggggg Thanks! mydaroga47: I’d really like to see John and Lestrade being bros, with Sherlock jealous of their
people keep commenting that my sherlocks look like spike spiegel and i am inclined to agree john wanted to be jet black but lestrade already called it
i dunno if this is bonus point sexy suits are like porn to me so uh rachel4revenge: If you’re still taking requests, could you draw a little Mystrade adorableness? Something totally OOC but believable, like Lestrade taking Mycroft out for ice
i don’t even c-o-u-r-t-n-e-y: lestrade raking mycroft in comfortwhos-crashing-now: LESTRADE RAKING MYCROFTS BACK WITH A RAKE TO COMFORT TO HIM ABOUT HIS WEIGHT
policeeternity: glowcloud: lestrades-buzzcut: glowcloud: people who stigmatize self diagnosis dont seem to understand that diagnosing mental illness is not an exact science. essentially all u do to diagnose someone with a mental illness is look at
the-hedgehog-of-baskerville: IS ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT MOLLY AND LESTRADE IN THE TRAILER FOR EPISODE 2? HELLO LESTRADE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE LABTHIS IS NOT SCOTLAND YARD OH NOTHIN’, JUST CHECKIN’ OUT MOLLY’S FAB HAIR Y’KNOW AND CRIME
le-le-lestrade: enigmaticpenguinofdeath: Mycroft is unamused to discover an entire museum dedicated to his impudent little brother. IF YOU DON’T LOVE MARK YOU’RE WRONG
lumos5001: excessively-irish-courfeyrac: Lestrade’s phone passcode is totally “Greg” because the only person to try to hack his phone would be Sherlock and it’s the one thing he doesn’t know. HEADCANON SO FREAKING ACCEPTED
lestrads: next time a person of the same gender hugs me im going to hold them close for an uncomfortable amount of time and then as they start fidgeting whisper in their ear “yes homo”
lestrade: lestrade: protip: apparently restaurants like to please a pregnant lady so if you put “extra rice and beans please i’m eating for two” in special instructions, your burrito will weigh 12 lbs and be delicious WHY ARE PEOPLE REBLOGGING
iwasthemadone: theadventuresofholmesandwatson: everyholmesneedshiswatson: well at least we can count on greg lestrade to come to the rescue as always he’s so done not his division i take it
evawrites: lestrade: lestrade: AT LEAST SHERLOCK WILL ALWAYS HAVE GREG GREG LESTRADE WHO WILL DROP EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE CREDIT FOR AN IMPORTANT CASE AND BRING AN ENTIRE SQUAD OF POLICE AND A FUCKING HELICOPTER TO SAVE HIM AT THE MERE BECK AND CALL
darlingbenny: Countdown to s3 meme: 29 days to go!!! (2) Favourite minor male character ♥ Greg Lestrade You know, he [Sherlock] has a great deal of time and affection for Lestrade; Lestrade is a very good policeman. It’s just that Sherlock is
overtly: cardiganism: overtly: starkravingdane: agency: #THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD THEHOBBITSTHEHOBBITSTHEHOBBITSTHEHOBBITS. SHERLOCK WHAT DO YOUR ELF EYES SEE TELL ME WHERE IS LESTRADE FOR I MUCH DESIRE TO BITCH AT HIM DEDUCE
songofages: theheadtheheartthetardis: Can we just appreciate Papa Lestrade for a moment? I mean. Papa Lestrade went to John’s place to give him some of Sherlock’s things and knew that John was lying to him after he said he was ok. You can see
captainarnerica: glitterandmetal-yt-da: dontgigglesherlock: if you don’t love Lestrade I don’t know what you’re doing with your life Molly is trying so hard not to laugh at Lestrade. Meanwhile Sherlock can’t tell if Lestrade is joking or
intern-dana-has-the-tardis: captainarnerica: glitterandmetal-yt-da: dontgigglesherlock: if you don’t love Lestrade I don’t know what you’re doing with your life Molly is trying so hard not to laugh at Lestrade. Meanwhile Sherlock can’t tell
thescienceofjohnlock: penns-woods: dex5m: Lestrade the vlogger I would pay good money to see Lestrade’s YouTube channel. god yeah
imjohnlocked: lestrade being asked to be sherlock’s best man for their wedding lestrade telling everyone about how sherlock and john are perfect for each other lestrade revealing embarrassing truths about sherlock before he met john lestrade arranging
lestraded: Because it’s not the fall that kills you, Sherlock. Of all people, you should know that, it’s not the fall, it’s never the fall. It’s the landing! took me way longer than expected, didn’t turn out as i wanted it to. :(
d-holmes-lestrade: When the sharpest words wanna cut me downI’m gonna send a flood, gonna drown them outI am brave, I am bruisedI am who I’m meant to be, this is meLook out ‘cause here I comeAnd I’m marching on to the beat I drumI’m not scared
lestrades-deactivated20111121: We were at uni together. This guy here had a trick he used to do. He could look at you and tell you your whole life story. Put the wind up everybody. We hated him. We’d come down to breakfast in the formal hall and this
![darlingbenny: Countdown to s3 meme: 29 days to go!!! (2) Favourite minor male character ♥ Greg Lestrade You know, he [Sherlock] has a great deal of time and affection for Lestrade; Lestrade is a very good policeman. It’s just that Sherlock is](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5ae3d6895aa88c4ca7da6b66388280d6/tumblr_mx8nynNk5y1qclf78o3_250.gif)
