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“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”

“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”

“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.

“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.

“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.

“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.

“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.

“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.

“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”

“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”

“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”

“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”

“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”

“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”

“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”

“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”

“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”

“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”

“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.

“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.

“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”

“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”

“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”

“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”

“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”

“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”

“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”

“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”

“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”

“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”

“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”

“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”

Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.

Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.

“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”

“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”

“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.

“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.

“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)

“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)

“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”

“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”

“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”

“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”

“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”

“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”

“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”

“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”

“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”

“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”

“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”

“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”

“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”

“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”

“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)

“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)

“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”

“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”

“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”

“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”

“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea

“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.”

“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.”

“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.”

“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.”

“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.”

“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.”

“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.”

“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.”

“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”

“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”

foreverwholocked: sherlock-hannibal: I think I’ve got something in my eye. What I love most about this is that, like always, he turns to John because he doesn’t understand. ‘John, did I do it wrong?’ You can see the character development

foreverwholocked: sherlock-hannibal: I think I’ve got something in my eye. What I love most about this is that, like always, he turns to John because he doesn’t understand. ‘John, did I do it wrong?’ You can see the character development

sallykie: johnboyegadaily: that moment when john boyega realized he was a toy… On a scale from Buzz Lightyear to John Boyega, how well did you handle the realisation that you are a toy?

sallykie: johnboyegadaily: that moment when john boyega realized he was a toy… On a scale from Buzz Lightyear to John Boyega, how well did you handle the realisation that you are a toy?

Oh Randy…don’t be mean to John! XD

Oh Randy…don’t be mean to John! XD

wrestlingssexconfessions: Last night, I dreamt that I gave blowjobs to John Cena and Dolph Ziggler. I gave John’s whilst wearing one of his shirts, and before I gave Dolph’s, I remember running my hands over his inner thighs. Nothing hotter than

wrestlingssexconfessions: Last night, I dreamt that I gave blowjobs to John Cena and Dolph Ziggler. I gave John’s whilst wearing one of his shirts, and before I gave Dolph’s, I remember running my hands over his inner thighs. Nothing hotter than

John has a slide!!! I need to go to John’s house for a swim!

John has a slide!!! I need to go to John’s house for a swim!

I hate how the crowd was chanting “You can’t wrestle” to John during the first half of the match. Then toward the end everyone was like “This is Awesome!”…

I hate how the crowd was chanting “You can’t wrestle” to John during the first half of the match. Then toward the end everyone was like “This is Awesome!”…

cenation-bestintheworld: Omg John Watch the boobs of Nikki Who’s next to John’s Crotch!? :o

cenation-bestintheworld: Omg John Watch the boobs of Nikki Who’s next to John’s Crotch!? :o

centonation: happy birthday to john felix anthony cena

centonation: happy birthday to john felix anthony cena

wrestlingchampions: On this day: 3 weeks after losing the WWE Title to John Cena in an I Quit match, Randy Orton takes back the gold inside Hell in a Cell by choking out a defenseless Cena before landing the Punt Kick to win his fifth WWE Championship.

wrestlingchampions: On this day: 3 weeks after losing the WWE Title to John Cena in an I Quit match, Randy Orton takes back the gold inside Hell in a Cell by choking out a defenseless Cena before landing the Punt Kick to win his fifth WWE Championship.

bigfanpage: COLOSSAL CLUTCH: Big Show & Chris Jericho applying Colossal Clutch & Walls of Jericho to John Cena - Raw - 2009 facebook.com / bigshowfanspage

bigfanpage: COLOSSAL CLUTCH: Big Show & Chris Jericho applying Colossal Clutch & Walls of Jericho to John Cena - Raw - 2009 facebook.com / bigshowfanspage

john-laurens: One of my favorite things about Laurens is that when he heard there had been a fire in Charleston and some houses were destroyed, he responded with something along the lines of, “I hope it burned down some houses belonging to the upper

john-laurens: One of my favorite things about Laurens is that when he heard there had been a fire in Charleston and some houses were destroyed, he responded with something along the lines of, “I hope it burned down some houses belonging to the upper

-nirvana-fan-: yourfaceisgluedtoabuildingonfire: “The Mars Volta and John were outside waiting for the van and just out of the blue my niece came to me and told me: " I know what to say to John" and I asked her what? and she said “I

-nirvana-fan-: yourfaceisgluedtoabuildingonfire: “The Mars Volta and John were outside waiting for the van and just out of the blue my niece came to me and told me: " I know what to say to John" and I asked her what? and she said “I

John frusciante

John frusciante

john-sans-clothes replied to your post: i went to the door to meet the deliver… I wish I had deliveries like you haha hahaha aw :P he just kept looking at the ground and he’d look at me and then look at the ground and he kept fumbling

john-sans-clothes replied to your post: i went to the door to meet the deliver… I wish I had deliveries like you haha hahaha aw :P he just kept looking at the ground and he’d look at me and then look at the ground and he kept fumbling

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