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cavalier-renegade: iguanamouth: fingerpuppet: i’ve been trying to construct a joke with naruto’s “believe it” and mulder’s “i want to believe” but thats about as far as i get… This hurts. The truth is out there. But it turned
Last week’s pics today, and a repost of the Toffee designs. I’m really fascinated with the idea of their dynamic, but I really doubt it’s gonna get a lot of screentime… But I’m proud of how this turned out!Trying to make a joke involving
plagueofgripes: cavalier-renegade: iguanamouth: fingerpuppet: i’ve been trying to construct a joke with naruto’s “believe it” and mulder’s “i want to believe” but thats about as far as i get… This hurts. The truth is out there.
imsecretslime: silver-tongues-blog: imsecretslime: That is not funny That is not cute It is animal abuse RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT PANCAKES RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN PANCAKE SYRUP Why the fuck do you think rabbits who get coated
:::My boyfriend didnt know i was in discourse with human pet guy and now he gets to learn all about Tumblr Kike Drama™ hey speaking of this!! @ goyim: remember when an antisemite joked about (sexually?) enslaving a jewish minor and you all thought it
tricksterlesbian: someone: repeating things that reinforce a negative self view and world outlook such as the oh so popular tumblr niche of nihilistic ‘i want to die and everything is awful’ “jokes”me, in recovery, trying not to get dragged
razzledazzy: someone: repeating things that reinforce a negative self view and world outlook such as the oh so popular tumblr niche of nihilistic ‘i want to die and everything is awful’ “jokes”me, in recovery, trying not to get dragged into that
hogwartshousefriends: Gryffindor: Thanks for the nachos. Hufflepuff: We went to great lengths to get those nachos for you. Gryffindor: *joking* Did you kill a man? Slytherin: *with a far away look on their face* Yes. Gryffindor: …good?
marcossfm: Request: Daidouji giving a Paizurji True Waifu I don’t even need to make a joke Also I’m slowly getting the hang of trying to loop stuff Model(s) Used: Daidouji | mrdeviant92 | Tumblr
dattfacetho: Waiting for my best friend to get back from the mall, her boyfriend came over and smoked 4 blunts with me. He revealed that he always wanted to try booty but females be scared. I jokingly told him that I wasn’t scared. He bit his lip
silver-the-little-monster: bellah-doesnt-know: I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better I wonder how many people don’t get this But I could never forget Why couldn’t six be with nine? Because seven ATE nine!
clannyphantom: I get that some tumblr jokes can be annoying but if you send someone hate for saying the word doge you need to reevaluate your existence
weirdatmidnight: random rant of the day:please dont use the whole “eating so much you get diabetes” joke/insult this is actually a very harmful stereotype and quite frankly just really friggin rude to those who suffer from it.there’s many, MANY
sandandglass: Top ten Obama jokes from the 2015 WHCD (full speech)
nerdandtwat: omgtitties: Havana and Mone pt2 My man invited his baby mama to stay the night in our bed with him. Jokes on him because I get to taste that pussy first.
grawly:the avgn is literally the only person who can get away with making this joke funny
closetfizzle: Fizzle: Most. Awkward. Night. Ever. I-I’ve never seen Garble so worked up. He couldn’t even look at me… I… y’know… tried to lighten the mood with some jokes… b-but that only seemed to get him more upset… Ugh… w-why did
wind-upkate replied to your post: okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in …hahaha I love you this is one of my favorite memories of the cohortI love you, too, I just can’t believe our cohort is so… white bread…
taleasoldastimelords: taleasoldastimelords: kapitankirk: taleasoldastimelords: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE ENEMY what A FAUX This is the best thing I will ever attribute to this website and I get nothing
0100:there really is nothing like that sense of dash unity. when everyone on your dashboard is reblogging the same 10 posts about the same topic and you’re all making jokes that you won’t understand 24 hours from now. not to get sentimental over…whatever
officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar. she orders one drink oh I get it the joke here is that they’re all the same person. she has multiple relationships to
timoteilsd: We already got an episode featuring Lars as an important character, I definitely hope we can get one with Sadie.
Here’s an old school Warcraft joke for you
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sixpenceee: Bizarre Tree FireForest fires are nothing to laugh or joke about. They are devastating to people’s homes and wildlife habitats. Sometimes the flames can even get so rampant that they claim lives.But this tree fire is quite unusual and unlike
abbyflabby: My friend always joked to me that I should go as Tank Girl for Halloween, but at the time I would’ve NEVER imagine doing something like that (I used to get anxious even wearing a different wig for a Halloween costume..) Honestly, I don’t
aobabe: “kou…” “what is it, boss?” “will you be the kou… to my jaku.” "…”
halfblackandqueer:susiethemoderator: -imaginarythoughts-: Where?? Is she really supposed to be the plus sized model?? I hope this is a joke Oh I can’t wait for them to get their ass torn apart.
applewhiskeyandmilk: anarcho-bootyist: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ok but how many levels of meme do you need to know to get this Absolutely zero memes what the fuck. y'all really think 9/11 jokes are funny? jw
itssilver1995: as she was coming out of the shower, she was teasing , joking me , told her to get on the bed and show me more, even she was still wet from shower she followed, asking like this ? showing me her sexy rear but not in full view, so I give
dead-spex: blood-folder: barebackjubei: teh-ray: When you have a lot as unrequited as them, sometimes you just have to let a princess get captured in other to see the other again. O MY GAHD MY FORBIDDEN OTP. I’m not even joking. …i like i never
townsvillain: “the best way to get over a tragedy is to joke about it”
lasagnababy: one year for my bday my cousin thought it would be funny to get me this shirt as a joke it says “i like it when the red water comes out” and its from these creepy youtube videos called salad fingers and i normally only wear it to bed
thugseme: JESUS CHRIST I OPENED THE FRIDGE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND THIS FUCKING THING WAS STARING AT ME A friend was telling me about these and I thought she was joking fuck
Yeah, it’s a picture of a high sugar/calorie/fat food. Yeah, it’s something indulgent. No, eating it is not going to cause diabetes and I’m getting kinda tired of seeing the word flung around like it’s an insult. ANYTHING in
1dxrated: typicalfangirl: Photographer Harry trying to get Niall in the perfect position for an amazing instagram. Jokes aside, can we look at the concentration on Harry’s face for a moment? Imagine him admiring your body from behind like that…
*goes to post a opinion on something* WOAHHHH, WAIT A SECOND. WILL TUMBLR UNDERSTAND MY VIEW? nope. never mind *Hears the collective angst of all the 13 year olds* Hehe, thought ya get me didnt ya.
clittyslickers: notemluna: paranormal-bouquet: FULL X-Files Trailer (9/28/15) Omg!!! OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD I want to watch the X Files just so I can get the tumblr jokes
kyrafic: lasertagandcigars-blog: ‘Neil also has a joke where, when the gang’s eating take-out, Barney can never get the food to his mouth while eating with chopsticks…’ —craig thomas (quote)(video) THIS IS PHENOMENAL. A standing
andrewgiraffields: #remember when sookie was played by a fat actress and there were literally no jokes about her weight on the show? #remember how she wasn’t defined by her weight? #remember how she got to date and get married and have kids and
nothingman: chrssy: womb-raider: Yet another white woman using the struggles of black women in the media as a fucking joke. *rolls eyes* …she was born in South Africa. maintains dual citizenship, she is literally African-American
rudegyalchina: shmurder-dem: lmfao When the jokes start to get personal… I’m the chick roaring ..This sounds just like me ..When did i record this video ??
just-shower-thoughts:Joke’s on Stephen King. When I see a red balloon, my first reaction isn’t to get scared but to wonder where the other 99 are.
thelastinterceptor: This is a little idea I had a few weeks ago. Maybe Matt is not the one who cracks jokes, but I think he’d like to get on Pete’s nerves occasionally. This is just a WIP. The composition sucks and they’re floating on nothingness
pissvortex:PewDiePie pulls โ,000 pledge to Jewish anti-hate group after fan backlash1. pewdiepie gets called a nazi because his anti-semitic and racist jokes have attracted a following of mostly reactionaries2. to prove the libs wrong and own them he
bigmammallama5:bigmammallama5: couples costumes at the DEO halloween party ive literally forgotten how to draw people im so sorry pls just take the joke(s) happy halloween dont open this where you could get in trouble
anarchoarachnidism: You see jokes about contestants going “I’m looking at my basket and I realize I forgot [crucial item]” and they sound ridiculous but I’m on the third episode and this lady forgot to get pork chops to make pork chops and applesauce
kitfisto: azurestrikergunvolttwo: kitfisto: my advice check to see if someone else made the joke first I might be able to make it smaller if you want just do what u want and get out
cleancrew: durbikins: someone on this god forkshankin website by the end of 2017: you’ve heard of darkiplier, now get ready to meet the McHellroys! >:) hey? i dont know how long youve been here but you can t make jokes like this. They will do this
lasertagandcigars-blog: ‘Neil also has a joke where, when the gang’s eating take-out, Barney can never get the food to his mouth while eating with chopsticks…’ —craig thomas (quote)(video)
purgaytory: i feel like my clumsiness is going to be the death of me like one day i’ll trip down the stairs and fatally injure myself and my last words will be “help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up” and then me laughing at my own joke
sweettfiction: that-fangirl-there: thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking Oh my god I love the perspective you
warfysworld: Girls like you give girls a bad name, Trying to get a boy, but you sound so lame Thinking its cute to act real dumb but the joke’s on you, you’re stupid, hon.
poeticrican: fiialqamarr: adorkableblackberry: wherethekindasortawildthingsare: the-goddamazon: kiss-me-on-myneck: yasboogie: White Syracuse school guard’s ‘joke’ gets black student to assume the position, mom says Twelve-year-old Brandon