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sarah-the-artiste: mrsmarymorstan: i-am-mishafuckingcollins: simonsayspegg: unelanabolvangar: can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her nO BUTFLICKHE
simsconfessions: I love TS3 but I am very disappointed by two things: 1) You can’t be a singer in a band 2) You can’t own your own shop. Being a self-employed artist or gardener just isn’t the same.
xscrewxemxcuzxlifecx: raz0r-fucking-blades: two-outa-three-aint-bad: raz0r-fucking-blades: theonewholookedback: holy shit good holy shit or A great holy shit. That was amazing Shit, thank you ! Holy mutherfucking shit
catknuckles1: meulins-choice-ass: A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys. WHAT
jalex-pierced-veil: huffingtonpost: ‘First Gay Hug (A Homophobic Experiment)’ parodies ‘First Kiss’ viral video. The last two guys kill me
runfaster-getstronger-fitblr: huffingtonpost: Disney could learn a thing or two from this ‘Ariel’ model who uses a wheelchair. Watch the full story here. Yesss
The two sides of Tumblr. this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen
untilafterforever: lapbotttom: thatonedeadkid: moldykins: SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL third wheeling third whaling
planetary-gogo: i-smell-sex-and-coffee: eluting: i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens And then
gracehellabigg: solarcomplexities: I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable” OHMYGOD YES
slut-lord: owmeex: Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now) This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval stage
lordsasori: manif3stlove: kemetically-afrolatino: eBay removes anti-Zimmerman artwork the same day Zimmerman’s painting sells for 贄k D’Antuono posted the following note two days after Zimmerman’s painting was sold: “I’m sad to announce
lemmming: it was a 2 second video I had to click it I had to know what could possibly happen in two short seconds
jakeenglish: jakeenglish: My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
sixelya-deactivated20170802: so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i
wanderlustmyfriend: Two new pieces from Carol Rosetti
lucifers-handmaiden: awkward-fallen-angel: rustboro-city: hailhydrangeas: visual-hana: comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember. this is how you make “gay jokes” folks having two parents of any gender would suck because
taraljc: mojosodope178: theweedteacher: Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety? 27 different kinds of
housewifeswag: If a person posts their body online, you’ve got two options. Admire that shit, or keep it moving. It’s really not that hard of a concept. If you don’t like it, congrats on havin different taste. If you do, cool. If you’re into
fredscience: The Doorway Effect: Why your brain won’t let you remember what you were doing before you came in here I work in a lab, and the way our lab is set up, there are two adjacent rooms, connected by both an outer hallway and an inner doorway.
abbylightwood: These two drawings were done last year for my life drawing class. They are called Hamartia and Bruce Study. I remember the proffessor saying that he didn’t like when his students used color, specially pastels, in their projects but that
troyetroyetroye: trxyesweater: Two funny things 1. She has game. Like A LOT!!! 2. In the show he was literally the technology expert… Iconic
westfart-deactivated20150201: if these two wonderful idiots can find the strength to live every day of their lives, so can you.
thingswilllookbetterinthemorning: pussyrican: Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts. Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into
yungtapatio: helioscentrifuge: sophienorthcott: chlorinda: potential-and-difference: shmiling: n0thingleftinside: fuckyeahprisoninmates: Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two
londontank: whyisdansohard: keepitmoist: infelice: politics-war: Culture clash between two brothers on modern vs. tradition A monk and a punk love this one. dude no those brothers are going to save rock and roll and you will remember them for
arkhamboundz: Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
kaniethiio: “sexuality is a choice” “women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes” “there are only two genders” “i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but..” “a/bi/pansexuality
lokili-in-the-tardis-at-221b: unfboy: wastelandsofficial: makin my way downtown sliding fast ass is chapped and I’m home bound. I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards
kingofcreppyisland: Bae: Come over I’m horny ;) Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit Bae: My parents are out Me:
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans there are two kinds of people
ps4official: hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis
redsuns-n-orangemoons: huffposttv: ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Shares Fascinating Videos Featuring 'Extra-Ordinary’ Cast FX has shared two mini-docs featuring the “extra-ordinary” cast members of “American Horror Story:
motherfuckingdragonsyo: I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t
surprisebitch: nostrokesjuststrudels: kelbebop: I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark. fierce werk
aaeries: ikindawanttoslaythedragon: a family friend of mine is a gigantic book/movie/tv nerd and when she married her husband their biggest struggle was the fact that they now had two copies of every book, dvd, and boxed set and that is the kind of
therearebluerskies: we-got-dods-here: angellundone: chubbymon: This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly. ESPECIALLY what she said in the last two photos I swear a lot of shit on this show was on point. A lot of “someone
alpaca-punch: whyisdansohard: keepitmoist: infelice: politics-war: Culture clash between two brothers on modern vs. tradition A monk and a punk love this one. dude no those brothers are going to save rock and roll to be honest this is one of
lucifeur: upabovetheclouds: Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago
bambidevill: jeanfapschtein: 5cats5deutschmarks: Disney has announced that it will be producing its first animated feature film with two openly gay lead characters who will fall in love and, by the end of the film, even find happiness in a fairytale,
learning2swim: I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs
loveyourchaos: punishandenslavesuckers: odairaremysugarcubes: this broke my heart like he looks at her like she’s his little sister and they’re playing some game Can I have the AU where the two that survived were Rue and Thresh? Imagine Rue finds
rosetylr: If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to interject and say that’s
forevercryingbecausemerlin: siriusly-obsessed: tonkadora: awkwardbirds: rainbowrebecca: tardistagalong: mischieftobemanaged: I love this kid. He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines: “It’s among the darkest omens
milestaylorcosplay: ierosicle: OKAY BUT GUYS I DROPPED A DROP OR TWO OF BLACK LIQUID EYELINER INTO MY EYE LIKE A WEEK AGO AND IT CLEARED UP RIGHT WELL ITS COLD AND WINDY OUT SO MY EYES STARTING WATERING AND I SWEAR TO GOD BLACK TEARS STARTING ROLLING
askfemgermania: cityofmagnusbane: pedoshaming: hurryputter-blog: And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years. the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
drownslowly:Two more from yesterday because I felt so pretty (≧◡≦)
wankbankofamerica:reasons i tend to not talkpeople always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their earsi sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago people seem disinterested in what i’m
princess-jpeg:i only have two emotions 1. i hate myself im such a bitch 2. i love myself im such a bitch
pinkmanjesse:the first two years of my blog never happened what are you talking about
soundssimpleright:fencehopping:Giant balloon popping in slow motion.So the coolest thing about this gif is that you can really see how the sun is reflected off of TWO surfaces on the balloon — the outside AND THE INSIDE
recoveringfromanattackofoptimism:surimistick:surimistick:im watching a reality show about two naked strangers survivingn on a beach and from day one the man got sunburned and laid down complaining for the rest ofthe week and the woman built shelter and
ayeitsnotbilly: indie-love-scene: ohmyprettydarling: am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things “I love you” means your heart has made a connection with that person. “I’m
housewifeswag: jessiphia: also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality.
theelvenkingsunderthesky: “Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”So is: wearing two different fabricseating pigs and rabbits wearing torn clotheshaving short hairhaving tattooshaving more than one type of plant in your gardengoing to church
imawalkingtravestyy: i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
