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I acted as casual as I could, pretending that it wasn’t a long time fantasy of mine to do this for my little brother. His expression was priceless and I’m sure he didn’t even notice his hand go down his pants. I had given him no warning,
“You do this every few months or so, little brother! You get all holy-than-thou and pretend like you don’t want this. So how about you be more efficient this time and let me suck on that big tasty cock of yours while you try to convince me
Jaina and Sylvanas briefly put aside their differences to celebrate the Lich King’s defeat. Wasted no time about it either.(I may have forgotten Jaina’s hair wasn’t always like that. Just pretend Cataclysm came first.)720p: One Two Three Four
all-my-exes: crazythreesomes: For Dan’s sake, Ashley pretended to be shocked by Jane’s fast move. Actually she and Jane had been canoodling for quite some time. Canoodling?
I’ve been getting this phone call a lot lately. Every time I answer, the call drops. I’m pretending it’s the Doctor trying to get a hold of me. :)
ksubied: avenue: “Everyone pretends to be normal and be your best friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don’t know about, and if only we had a camera on us at all times, we could go and watch each other’s tapes and find
cruelgirlfriend: Humiliween 2016 It’s every sissy’s favourite time of the year again - where you get to head out in public all dressed up in your feminised glory and pretend it’s just a fancy dress costume and nothing to do with the fact you’re
best-of-funny: catalysticskies: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you so this one time i was walking
homestuckfluffcanons: Jade showed Feferi “The Little Mermaid” in a dream bubble and Feferi and loved it so much she convinced Eridan to watch it too. Eridan pretended to hate the movie but his use of the word “dinglehopper” and amount of times
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared
giddytf2: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION
girl-breaker: girls should never, ever be bored. there is literally always something you could be doing to make yourself better and more usable for men. take this whore for example. she’s not wasting her time pretending to be smart at chemistry, is
So True. I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people,
thebootydiaries: caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool
speedoskier: tfootielover:skater6me: pretending nothing is going on ..maybe first time its been touched by a guy? makin me horny either way Makes me horny too. Are there really guys out there bold enough to grab someone like this? Love to meet
innocent-april: First time naughty selfies, trying to get over my shyness. Thought if I showed some of myself it’d help me make more friends hehe. See, I’m not a fat old man pretending to be a horny young girl.
cheatinggirls: These are the shorts she wore when you took her to your friend’s house for a cookout. Every time you went inside she pretended to examne her legs for mosquito bites.
moonlilith: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION
ellalouna: timetravelinchameleonlostinspace: #you KNOW he pretended to drop her like three times #and she probably screamed and flailed and clung on to his neck #and he was pleased.
davidonyoutube: caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool
butchlvr: nudedaddy: Daddy taking a nap,,,, No he’s not. He’s waiting for you to try something. Okay, he might pretend to be taking a nap but he isn’t napping. He’s been aware for some time you have a very specific interest in him…he
harveyxspecter: Even though she broke your heart, I’d still put her in your top five.5. Stella. 4. Zoey. 3. The slutty pumpkin. 2. Marshall, that time you guys pretended to be a couple when Barney was trying to sell the apartment. 1. Victoria.Like
catnus: I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people,
It is unfortunate that I cannot express most of my feelings on here anymore, because of certain people being able to view it. Most of the time now I just pretend I do not have feelings so I do not have to feel anything anything anymore. I either feel
myendlessj0urney: Im so used to girls pretending to care about me that when somebody actually does I have a hard time believing its real
kalagangers: #remember that time when joey fell in love with phoebe’s twin sister and she was a bitch and started ignoring him #and then phoebe got so upset that she pretended to be her sister to break up with him like a real person should #and
iwishiwasyourfavouritegirl: i wish guys realised that when they make accounts on here or dating websites pretending to be bisexual/lesbian girls to try and get girls attention/get nudes that 9 times out of 10 its really obvious they’re not a girl
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring
I’m pretty sure if I was the devil I would look as cute as possible and make people fall in love with me
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god HE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
kittykat8311:I feel like being trans must give a decent predisposition to good method acting, considering the amount of time forced into pretending to be someone you’re not
Best time of day is just waking up barely feeling my body under the covers. For a short moment I can even pretend to be a real girl. To be myself.
cyb3rharpie: *me pretending to not want to spend time w a man* Me:
mistressvaliant: sime15: firestartress: My divine rhythm… ❤️ Someone sent this to me knowing how stressed out I’ve been. This is so much me. I identify. At the same time, DAMN I’m tired. Tired of pretending to always be strong. It’s