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*note: caption edited from the original submission* “I thought you said last week was just a one time drunken mistake, big brother, so why are you watching me take a shower like a big perv? I bet I was a way better slut for your big cock compared

The first orgasm was just to make her more sensitive for what was in store, to make sure that when she unsuccessfully attempted to pull her hips back and away from his touch, sheâ€™d fully realise just how helpless she is. The thought of not being able

hornythoughts: Two snippets from my thoughts in the shower.

goodgirlsdoresearch: Control It started with a shower….His. The sounds of the water cascading down his body, reaching me in the bedroom. Thoughts of his soapy naked skin bringing heat to my naked skin. Thoughts of the sheen on his body from the water

Pretty sure I’m giving all of my friends second hand depression

just-shower-thoughts: If someone else caused you as much trouble as you cause yourself by procrastinating, that person would be your sworn enemy.

Today we made a fort out of pillows and duvets that we managed to hang from the beams in his room. Well I was mainly being the boss and he did all the hard work and made it look awesome. We woke up late, made breakfast, showered together and then started

just-shower-thoughts: What if phobias are made from how you died in a past life

best-shower-thoughts:Some people are not an early bird or a night owl … they’re a permanently exhausted pigeon (source)

hungwy: dilact: pochowek: hungwy: every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly It’s like that

just-shower-thoughts: The three Unforgivable Curses from Harry Potter each oppose one of the inalienable rights from the Declaration of Independence; Avada Kedavra denies life, Imperio denies liberty, and Crucio denies the pursuit of happiness.

just-shower-thoughts:Saying that banning guns would cause people to use knives and trucks is like saying we shouldn’t cure cancer because some of the survivors would die from heart disease or car accidents.

itsryanguys: 💦 slowly getting dressed from the shower and thought I looked cute

itsryanguys:💦 slowly getting dressed from the shower and thought I looked cute

just-shower-thoughts: How come when a house is haunted the ghost is always from the 1700s? Imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming “IT’S BRITNEY, B*TCH” at 3AM

gluey-porch-treatments: iprayinthespeech: gluey-porch-treatments: just-shower-thoughts: Cinnamon is just delicious sawdust. … No? It’s true! Cinnamon (or more commonly cassia because it’s cheaper) is the bark from trees of the Cinnamomum family.

just-shower-thoughts: If you ever think you don’t matter, remember that you are crawling with creatures, inside and out, that are totally dependent on your survival. Think that’s bad? There are more nefarious organisms you host that are waiting

just-shower-thoughts: Zoology needs another “o” before “logy” From what I’ve read, it used to be pronounced “zoe-ology” but got the uu sound from the influence of “zoo” by itself. Since English can’t have

amorti-piu: My girl and I were so excited when we woke up this morning to find that we had reached 1,000 followers that we decided to celebrate… In bed. :) I thought she’d had enough celebration, but then she sent me this video clip from the shower.

just-shower-thoughts: If you lose your left arm your right will be left and you’ll be all right.

just-shower-thoughts: Luke Skywalker defeated the Empire single handedly.

just-shower-thoughts: That Google Chrome “what tab is being noisy?” speaker icon should function as a mute button.

just-shower-thoughts: Security guards working at Samsung stores should be called Guardians of the Galaxy.

just-shower-thoughts: I’ve been using AdBlock for more than five years; I have no idea what the internet actually looks like.

just-shower-thoughts: Since our voices always sound cooler to ourselves than when on a recording, I can only imagine what Morgan Freeman sounds like to himself when he’s talking.

just-shower-thoughts: There should be a Sesame Street for adults, where complex/difficult concepts, like trigonometry or arbitration vs. going to court/trial, are broken down and explained by puppets.

just-shower-thoughts: Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.

just-shower-thoughts: If you don’t have enough money for a tip, you don’t have enough money to order delivery.

just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if in 50-60 years there will be TV-Shows like Boardwalk Empire,which take place during the “marijuana-prohibition”.

just-shower-thoughts: In Pacific Rim, the humans defeated the Kaiju with a Jäeger bomb.

just-shower-thoughts: Many of us will be the last people in the course of human history to have experienced life without computers and Internet.

just-shower-thoughts: If everyone is always thinking outside the box, wouldn’t thinking inside the box really be thinking outside the box?

just-shower-thoughts: You know you’re an adult when you finally understand why it would be so exciting to win a brand new bedroom set on Price is Right.

just-shower-thoughts: Cyber Monday is the perfect day to unsubscribe from all unwanted marketing emails because you’ll be emailed by every single one of them.

just-shower-thoughts: Blunt can mean straight to the point, however there are no points on blunt objects.

just-shower-thoughts: If you make a killing you make a lot of money. If you make a living you make enough to get by.

just-shower-thoughts: Learning to code has totally fucked my google search history. For example, “Do you fork a child before or after you kill the parent?”

just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many item features I don’t know about because I have never read a instruction manual for anything.

just-shower-thoughts: I check Facebook like I check my fridge: returning every few minutes only to be disappointed, and leaving.

ohheyitsshanaj: anarchyinblack: just-shower-thoughts: All churches should be homeless shelters at night Good thing the government is here to keep us safe from giving people shelter

just-shower-thoughts: From the machines’ point of view, The Matrix is just a cautionary tale on the importance of securing your wireless network.

dangerbooze: jooshcognito: just-shower-thoughts: John Wick could have been a horror movie, had it been written from the prespective of the mafia. It could have been a short film had it been written from the perspective of the beagle. True

just-shower-thoughts: From the machines’ point of view, The Matrix is just a cautionary tale on the importance of securing your wireless network.

just-shower-thoughts: We were taught to never get into strangers cars and to never meet people from the Internet, now we literally summon strangers from the Internet to get in their car

just-shower-thoughts: Someone way uglier than you has gotten laid way more than you

fuckyeahchubbyguys: After showering away the dust from the long trip home, and before settling into a melancholy sleep, I thought to myself… In this light, I could pass for human. yeasun.tumblr.com, feel free to add me. THOUGHT THIS WAS JUSTIN,

just-shower-thoughts: Pluto is 3 billion miles away and NASA is getting high res images and info from the with no problem. So why the fuck can’t I get a decent wireless signal less that 10 metres from my routers?

just-shower-thoughts: Sperm cells ram themselves against the egg wall in order to weaken it so it can be impregnated, usually destroying themselves. So we’re not actually made from the fastest sperm, we’re all made from the mildly lazy sperm that

just-shower-thoughts: I keep my condoms in the same nightstand drawer as my gun. I have protection from every type of human in that drawer, from the unborn to the undead.

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just-shower-thoughts:When you say “crisp”, it starts from the back of your mouth and moves to the front.

iammegadaddyissues: It was late and i guess He thought the locker room was empty. From the shower i could see Him flexing and taking selfies and it made me giggle. He snapped around and gave me a cool hard stare. The smile vanished from my face when

just-shower-thoughts: From the dinosaurs perspective, we live in a post-apocalyptic world.

just-shower-thoughts:People with anxiety are basically way too aware of being alive

best-shower-thoughts: Star-Lord from the Guardians of the Galaxy movies probably still thinks Santa is real. He was taken from Earth as a kid and then raised in space around aliens and crazy creatures the rest of his life. He probably assumes Santa is

just-shower-thoughts: How come when a house is haunted the ghost is always from the 1700s? Imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming “IT’S BRITNEY, B*TCH” at 3AM

was showering and thought id fucking my ass in the shower and my dildo just slipped in so easy without hardly any prep and any soreness and it just makes me so happy. im so loose from using dildos regularly and I feel like so useful as a fuckhole now.

strangebiology:This is the actual creature from the shower rat video! It’s called a pacarana and it’s a large rodent native to South America. This zoologist explains in this article about the viral video of what people thought was a rat showering. (Vid

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