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xxxx52: Commission. Story by client (futadom)— This is amazing. I’m happy now. Really I am. You might look at where I am and think that I’d hate my life. Friend, you’d be wrong. My name was James Redman. I was a pretty big member
sbmisstaylor: gemini–goddess: This is a lesson I’ve learned recently over the last couple of years. My fiancé cheated, I was devestated. I now come to realize that it was one of the biggest blessing in my life. I’m happier, I make a shit ton
I haven’t posted since I went on vacation (which was almost a month ago) so I guess I accidentally took a hiatus, but that’s fine, because it means my come-back post is perfect for a life update.Not wanting this to conflict with my engagement
I had a dream where I was bleeding profusely from my bellybutton and I couldn’t get it to stop (but then I didn’t try that hard because I had more important things to do so dream me was like “I’ll deal with this later”) and
When I typed “I’m sorry” my phone tried to guess I was going to say “I’m so erythromycin” … why would I say this, phone? Why would this even be something to say…
Listen, this is important I was playing Fallout 4 with my little sister and I was in a building with Paladin Danse and he got stuck in a doorway and started bobbing up and down to the music And then without missing a beat my sister says “I guess that’s
momlover89: This weekend mom & i was alone at home. My mom loves the sea, and the underwater sex. She gaves to me the best blowjob of my life. Was a fantastic weekend…
sugarysymbiote: mrsmiawallaces: This Vine gives me life THE WAY HOMEBOY WAS HARMONIZING AT THE END OH MY FUCKING GOD~
brandonmeetsworld: There was a point in time where I can remember existing without a purpose wandering about my life as a child who was just allowed to go outside and play. Then one day my destiny caught up with me when I met you. I then knew at this
libcity: THIS WAS NOT SOMETHING I KNEW I NEEDED IN MY LIFE UNTIL IT CAME INTO MY LIFE via
shinogekaiofmyheart: sodomymcscurvylegs: I have been waiting all of my life for a .gif set of this scene. This struck me so hard when I was younger. Seriously. I didn’t quite understand as a kid because I too thought she was still so beautiful. It’s
kulkum: dansrules: disneyfab: this literally gave me chills. I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life. Rapunzel was the best in this. The others were selfless to be sure, but he KNEW he was dying. 100% chance of death and he didn’t
kisskicker: DONE While it was silly to spend this much time painting a Pokemon, it was a Good Painting Exercise. I will tell myself this, as I sit and think about what I have done with my life.
theresaaskew: I havent talked to this guy since the sixth grade; and he was two years ahead of me so he was my sisters friends! Hahah this is what happens when ugly kids become good looking adults. #life #CREEP
danisnotonfire: OKAY FOR SOME REASON JOHN BARROWMAN WAS ON MY PLANE DRESSED AS AN AIR HOSTESS GIVING OUT ICE LOLLIES AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND SAID ‘this is now the best day of my life’ AND HE SAID ‘bet you didn’t think Captain Jack Harkness would
kisskicker: DONE While it was silly to spend this much time painting a Pokemon, it was a Good Painting Exercise. I will tell myself this, as I sit and think about what I have done with my life. @sceneybopper
winehouses: airlesscell: videohall: Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules Jesus Christ this was a thriller! i’ve never tried this hard at anything in my life I was so worried
teeniechoppa: “This CUTIE right HERE, is my CUTE BOYFRIEND.” —————— I was so upset the other day when I found out there was no Akushima route so I went looking to see if there were any fics, and I saw this very short one literally called,
jbk405: marauders4evr: shinogekaiofmyheart: sodomymcscurvylegs: I have been waiting all of my life for a .gif set of this scene. This struck me so hard when I was younger. Seriously. I didn’t quite understand as a kid because I too thought she was
bloody-teeth: bloody-teeth: Pride in Boston with my girlfriend @2befr33 yesterday was absolutely amazing and completely mind altering! It was the best day of my life and I can’t wait for next year..💖🌈😍 So beyond excited for this year’s
thebxb: Had to post this to educate women everywhere. What I said is true and I do this for a living. I didn’t lie I’ve been attacked by 3 men in my life. Once when I was in middle school, two while I was in high school. I know what I’m talking
onlydabaddest: winehouses: airlesscell: videohall: Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules Jesus Christ this was a thriller! i’ve never tried this hard at anything in my life Props to his owner cause he was
fjordhulder: *has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people*has two things coming up in the same week* ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this
alyssaxtony: My amazing boyfriend came to surprise me at my front door to prompose with this. He is the sweetest most caring guy in my life and i love him to death. I’ve been talking about this game since last year when it was rumored and hes remembered
garyrob: Fantastic monument. Lourdes grotto replica. This reminds me of my trip to Lourdes when I was a teenager. My trip to Lourdes was a life changing experience.
cpegsd: You can’t see it, but C is working a dildo in my ass. This was one of the most intense orgasms of my life as you can probably see. My name is D and I approved this message.
blackmansbride: After the divorce was settled, my sister offered to set me up with a friend of her husband’s, Terrence. “He’s tall, slim and looks like a younger Samuel L. Jackson.” I needed a break from my life, and this was a good chance.
sextathlon: “Hey sextathlon :) I noticed an anonymous mentioned me to you so just thought I would explain (to everyone if you wish to post this) that someone in my life found my blog and was blackmailing me so the only thing I could do was delete it.
am0r-imperfeito: “I held her close to me with my eyes closed, wondering if anything in my life had ever been this perfect and knowing at the same time that it hadn’t. I was in love, and the feeling was even more wonderful than I ever imagined it
meggannn: #Thank god I thought this was gonna be another pretentious quote about how Tumblr’s favorite villains are not actually evil #READING THIS WAS LIKE THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF MY LIFE
15yearold: booty-me—down: sO I WAS JUST SITTING DOWN MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND I GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND I FUCKING SEE THIS. SOMEONE CLIPPED A HAIR EXTENSION INTO THE CEILING. I THOUGHT THE FUCKING GRUDGE WAS GOING TO END MY LIFE.
tylerslittleshit: tylerslittleshit: english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck
loveaxwell: One year ago, at this time, I was having the best time of my life with my best friend. It was a legendary night I will never forget.
fiseebilillah: I think the scariest thing in this world is you never know someone’s true intentions with you Sooooo I randomly reblogged this from a time in my life where I was in a relationship and I thought everything was perfect. Weird to look Back
ofthedemure: tie-dyed0cean: acoustic-sunset: genies: xemptyinsidex: This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen. i wish i could draw my life is a joke are you fucking kidding me i thought this was a photo …ballpoint…pen? What? WHAT? WHAT?
h0odrich: twinkxmonsoon: this video changed my life She genuinely confused the everything out of me, I don’t know what the original question was or what her explanation meant or where my house is, who am I that was so painful I had to scroll down.
jenn14u: groovygaysex:When I came out this is the response my ex-wife had. She thought being gay was “wrong, disgusting, perverted, sick and worse”. Well I have news for her: I’m happier living my life as a gay man than I ever was when I
idontgetwavesofmissingyouanymore: branstarks: I told you. All the men in my life die.I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot. This was one of my favourite relationships on the show
sprite37: snaggle-teeth: purplepeepbits: So I’ve been contemplating for a couple years now on how I should come about this. As I don’t like asking for help or discussing personal tidbits about my life. In 2007, my mom was involved in a life
4amskin:Lying naked beside you in that tiny apartment, it suddenly hit me that I was part of this whole larger thing, just like our parents, and our parents’ parents. Before that I was just living my life like I knew everything, and suddenly this bright
rye98: mxcleod: [New Post] Stop being negative and make your life better today This post was started a long time ago, not on paper, but in my journey to not being negative. I learned how to stop being negative and ultimately it made my life better
dirtyberd: frankiemarx420:this is my uncle steve when he was my age he was the lead in a large polynesian gang and lived a rough life but he also has a strong passionate love for beyonce to the point where he has her name tattooed on his chest and named
#i actually stopped and looked at this for a second #and it hit me that jo rowling didn’t change my life #i was only eight years old when i read my first harry potter book #there wasn’t all that much to change #i was eight when i started and
thatfunnyblog: sO I WAS JUST SITTING DOWN MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND I GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND I FUCKING SEE THIS. SOMEONE CLIPPED A HAIR EXTENSION INTO THE CEILING. I THOUGHT THE FUCKING GRUDGE WAS GOING TO END MY LIFE.
wellhawkward: azorahai: #at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical We’re all going to crack up during this scene in the movie now.
woodmeat: frankiemarx420: this is my uncle steve when he was my age he was the lead in a large polynesian gang and lived a rough life but he also has a strong passionate love for beyonce to the point he has it tattooed on his chest and named his second
fuckyeahtattoos: This is my first tattoo that I got done at Las Vegas Tattoos in Ybor City, Tampa Florida, done by colt It represents my perspective on life as well as where I was raised and I love the white accents. It was also inspired by the song
frankiemarx420: this is my uncle steve when he was my age he was the lead in a large polynesian gang and lived a rough life but he also has a strong passionate love for beyonce to the point he has it tattooed on his chest and named his second daughter
gunggaygirl: gunggaygirl: i think one of the biggest bde (big dyke energy) things i’ve ever done in my life was when i was in the 8th grade and my whole class had gone away on a three-day trip, and so we were staying in this hotel and someone had brought