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gingerhaze: For Hobbit Day! Which is today apparently! Not that I need an excuse to draw Hipster Hobbits. (Someone made this joke on the last post, but I don’t remember who it was! If it was you, message me and I’ll credit you!)
kittydenied: I think we all knew this day was coming… I was finally forced to wear my belt out of the house, hehe. :)In an effort to make my belt a bigger part of my daily routine, Sir has a whole week of belt related tasks for me to complete..Today’s
reillyinspace: I was in line at target today just trying to buy some ice cream and this baby was screaming its fucking soul out. Anyways, the mom turned around and looked me straight in the eyes with the most monotone voice and said “birth control….
delascielo: I was at the library today, in the poetry section, and I saw this book called Sensual Math and I really wanted to get it because it seemed like a great read, but the lady that was helping me find books took it for a friend and okay I’m
bowtiesontimelords: So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. “Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?” “Justin, but fair
crlsscolfer: today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that ass so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off
definitelynotcool:rufiohswithmilk:When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE!
itsmerubylol: So my friend goes to a catholic school, and she told me that today was Ash Wednesday. My dumbass self didn’t know what that was, so replied to her with this:
forget-about-me01010:So my friend goes to a catholic school, and she told me that today was Ash Wednesday. My dumbass self didn’t know what that was, so replied to her with this:
elliegalaxies: I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK. THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST
policecodeforzombieontheloose: bowtiesontimelords: So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. “Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?”
definitelynotcool: rufiohswithmilk: When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE!
datravellr: thatpreppyguy82: I fuck bareback this older man at my university restroomby understallqc I found him at my lunch break today at my college toilet ..He was older than me but i dont care he was cute ,he wank his beautifull dick with mine
undiesnow: thatpreppyguy82: I fuck bareback this older man at my university restroomby understallqc I found him at my lunch break today at my college toilet ..He was older than me but i dont care he was cute ,he wank his beautifull dick with mine
rufiohswithmilk: When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE
definitelynotcool: rufiohswithmilk:When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE!
spyrno: zedicon-carne: spyrno: i work at gamestop today a girl came in & traded in her iphone she didn’t delete anything it was full of furry porn I think you mean ipod? OH MY EXCUSE ME FOR NOT NOTICING WHAT IDEVICE THIS GIRL WAS USING TO STORE
uncookedtrashmonster: hofessorx: uncookedtrashmonster: uncookedtrashmonster: i havent been this drunk since i was 23. im 29 bitch. today was nuts. here’s to best friends. i need water an irish straight man bought me tequila. i think my glasses are
f00lishnessandfuckery: Hi I haven’t uploaded photos of me in a while and I look awkward with facial hair and I’m a hot mess but hi. I also thought it was warm enough today to wear this baseball shirt. It was not.
pokemonmasterkimba: If you missed to today, at 11:11am facebook was flooded with Misty cosplays. Why? For the best April Fools gag ever. I’m so glad I was able to participate in this! See if you can spot me, and a few other familiar faces. :) Many
knotgitsune: today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that ass so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off
adriftinboston: So this photo was so perfect for me to post today. It reminds me of my girls, my sissies, my anchors, my shiny friends. I’m so happy I found each one of you ( E, J, A, D, M). You have made my life fuller, you have made me believe in
lam-baka: narwhalsarefalling: guys so i was doin a space camp class today trying to explain astrophysics to these ass children and their parents and this one lil kid goes up to me and he was like “rey can i ask you a question?” “yeah!” i
mystraightfriend: gentlydownthestream: Today I was signing up for a locally sourced food delivery service that operates off an app. As the guy was helping me setup the app on my phone this picture came up. Neither of us said anything. I got fresh kale
blackfangirlsunite: ctron164: hbcubuzz: Who knew. Is anyone surprised? Television shows today could learn from A Different World #HBCU #adifferentworld http://ift.tt/1I4lEvO This show made me want to go to college and it was on when I was 2-8 years
actionables: today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a ‘compliment’) and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger’
Daddy talked about putting me in diapers today. Not for like an ageplay thing, just for the pure humiliation of it. I was terrified but very turned on. After He used me this afternoon, I drifted off to sleep thinking about Him putting me in a diaper and
crlsscolfer: today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that ass so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took
I can’t wait til the holidays are over and everyone goes home. Not that today hasn’t been good, but this has been enough social interaction to last me throughout 2014. And the stress from cooking everything was overwhelming. I was up at three
ileftmyheartinwesteros: I felt pretty today ^.^ And right after I took this picture, Steve Rogers meowed at me and tried clawing up my leg. ahoboandhisbox said: he was trying to photobomb lol No it’s just he’s an asshole lol. It was
darkenvy97: darkenvy97: Started watching Tokyo Ghoul. Sorry sorry… Been busy and I was gonna do it earlier today but I was hungover ha. Don’t say sorry to me, say sorry to your feels which are going to be murdered by this series lol
adviceforvegans: “Today I talked with this natural advocate lady and I was all for what she was saying until she very vehemently told me “Just not Veganism! Don’t ever go Vegan!” and in my head I’m think “Uuuhhh, too late.” and she told
policecodeforzombieontheloose: bowtiesontimelords: So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. “Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?”
rate-my-reptile: pencilcat: Lil baby garter snake I spotted on my hike today! He was a pretty tame little fellow and seemed just as curious about me as I was him. I usually have to pick snakes up to take photos of them, but this guy just sat there and
pattilahell: neworleans-unknown: theunknowndimensions: Today in art class our teacher was absent and our substitute was one of the animators for Courage the Cowardly Dog. 😍 this is tight, but it also makes me sad about our economy
stickysheep: stickysheep: stickysheep: stickysheep: Nothing this is what i see under the underpass how cute he followed me home was hanging out at the local chinese food place today. he was hungry but too shy to come in. waited outside like an
iswearimnotnaked: so earlier today thom texts me this out of nowhere and a few weeks ago was like “how long are you going to date me before you ask me to marry you” and keeps joking about our wedding and i’m like 👀👀👀👀
stratisxx: My twink Italian friend was late for his own bday dinner today…. He said that the Beefy Egyptian electrician doing work on his apartment, hit on him and fucked him silly…. It was the biggest cock he has ever taken… And trust me this
lam-baka: narwhalsarefalling: guys so i was doin a space camp class today trying to explain astrophysics to these ass children and their parents and this one lil kid goes up to me and he was like “rey can i ask you a question?” “yeah!” i said,
