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This was my 2nd film with the lovely Kelly - I really couldn’t get enough of filming her wonderful body! Make sure you take a note of what her nipples look like here as in our third shoot together (photo will be up soon) Kelly is pregnant and her
Like real breasts, this is designed for kids only. In other news, I was born too late.
Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers
milkdirnt: platonicknifelust: that’s not a fucking cat THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THIS DOG WAS LIKE “WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO POKE MY ASS. WAS IT YOU. BITCH WAS IT YOU” I LOVE THIS VIDEO. I
Every time I went on a date, I got dressed to this point then stopped. I was like this while doing my hair and makeup. I never finished dressing until just five minutes before my date was supposed to arrive. Why? Because my brother liked to come in and
simpleeunforgettable: realbelafonte: It’s still wild in my mind that this happened just like it was a few months ago, instead of coming up on 10 years. I STILL to this day remember EXACTLY where I was when this happened. I was on my way to College
my ass belongs to mcreyes holy shitthe young pup that was picked off of route 66 and brought aboard by gabriel, gabe becoming a mentor, and more to jesse, and for a while things were okay but the jealousy and anger in gabe’s heart due to feeling betrayed
Idk ppl I yolo’ed her so much just bc I saw this dress and was like “damn son, I wanna draw someone in this thing” then I doodled Lapis in a version of it but u prolly won’t see that one drawing cauz it was made in Drawpile while I was drawing
worstdoctorsyndrome:lost-my-leeches:I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get
hnnngggJust thinking out loud and i know like 0.3 people will actually vaguely understand me but i was reading a haruhi suzumiya fanfic that had like 36 chapters (writing was so good btw) and over time everyone in the sos brigade started growing closer
askthedadscar: So, um, bit of an issue. When I was on Tumblr via mobile, something happened. And now all the asks are g one. So, it’d be great to get some asks to draw! Please send any in if you’d like.
I low key wish my body was shaped like this in real life. sitting on the end of the bed like I am pushed all my weight outwards. it’s like DAMN, hello curves. sup. this was from a set in 2015 (?) I did for Morticia addams that just wasn’t all
What did we do to deserve eunwoo singing last Christmas. I am so in love.
Lastly this is Lucy Luna. This was MY pup. I raised her on the road and she would sleep in my sleeping bag with me when we went hiking. Her birthday was the same as mine. She was sensitive like me. I feel like crying now because I have no idea where she
thecooingdove: factsinallcaps: HARRIET TUBMAN ESCAPED FROM SLAVERY AND THEN WENT BACK TO GET OTHERS. LIKE, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO HARRIET TUBMAN IS AND THAT SHE DID THAT, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT IN FOR A SECOND. HARRIET TUBMAN WAS HELD CAPTIVE
my dad just came in the room and asked how i was feeling and then i said a bit weird then he said well we’re all weird so that’s ok and that’s just like really nice wtf
xbergiex:My best friend saw It chapter 2 last night and was not informed about the first scene in the movie. Please be careful.
altairchan: my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was being babysat by our family friend’s son who was visiting and he saw me drawing randall form monsters inc and he was like oh can i have this i’ll hang it in my office! and i was like
larabarakara: I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this. So, basically, this is not my cat. But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth. How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house.
prythm: This was Sebi’s equivalent of a religious experience. Taking my LUND was like receiving a GIFT from a GOD. She WORSHIPPED at the ALTAR of my LUND and my CUM was her HOLY WATER. Every time her CHOOTH was DOUSED in it she was sexually REBORN.
tied-up-teacup:marzipanandminutiae:scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~scars in real life: so I was trying to
tennydr10confidential:Aye, he is such a duine eireachdail (handsome man).
thealienonbroadway: parzifalsjudgment: achillvs: garnetthefirst: dusty-purple: I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and
winterbirb:winterbirb:winterbirb:Thinking about him (the KGB agent Elton John slept with in 1979)*Spy. “Agent” implies that the man was, like, subcontracted by the KGBLike, my conspiracy theories about the identity aside, even just. Elton
My little sister was telling me about how there’s this old joke book in her classroom and sometimes during breaks or free reading she and some other kids will sit around and read jokes to each other. So one time one of them read a joke that went
banshees: metalbatteryzone: Software Creations: *in the middle of development for Solstice* Okay so we need an intro theme to set the mood. Something folky, like medieval times. Think you can try your hand at that? Tim Fucking Follin: Yeah I got ya,
kangarude: when i was in like 6th grade this girl on my bus said she had a secret to tell me and she took a deep breath and she was like “im bisexual” and i was just like okay and then she started crying and hugged me because she was afraid nobody
dancingphantom: MY YAMI MALIK SUNFLOWER GARDEN I WOULD TOTALLY FROLIC IN THIS LIKE A BAMF XD This was inspired by a comment I made on one of my old drawings on deviantart, it was something about yami malik’s hair looking like a sunflower XD or I’m
hungmoney: omfg i was sitting in my kitchen looking at this jar of pickles and it said it had 0 calories and i was like wtf, how can this whole damn jar of pickles have 0 calories and i was like getting pissed cus i couldnt figure it out so i googled
thegracegatsby: milkdirnt: platonicknifelust: that’s not a fucking cat THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THIS DOG WAS LIKE “WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO POKE MY ASS. WAS IT YOU. BITCH WAS IT YOU” I LOVE
sixpenceee:This sculpture is called Maman. It’s french for “Mom”. The artists name is Louise Bourgeois. In his words, “The Spider is an ode to my mother. She was my best friend. Like a spider, my mother was a weaver. My family was in the business
I remember this one white girl in my class was telling me and a couple of friends about this story about she was working in walmart and this "black" guy came up to her and was asking where something was or like asking her a question since she did work
in-love-with-lana: open-the-door-to-neverland: fuckyou-fakebitch: hey guys i just wanted to thank the one that posted about this website, i just got my first payment, all i did was to fill like 5 surveys and i am very happy with it, i couldnt find
hecklerandkoch: Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature
macbookprotagonist: jessehimself: Melissa Harris-Perry Narrowly Escapes An Attack During Iowa Caucuses I don’t know if he was there to kill me. Monday night I was sitting in a hotel lobby in downtown Des Moines with my back to a wall of windows, my
mccartney-stole-my-rubber-soul: singingwrinkle: Paul McCartney in Give My Regards To Broad Street, 1984 this was made the year i was born. i would like to picture my parents showing me these pictures in my crib, solidifying my love for this crazy
ruffboijuliaburnsides: augustales: told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden. my wife, after reading this to me
alexseanchai: dotted-sixteenth: aloeveragel: I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d
giritina:kaiserbeamz:the way this gif took tumblr by storm a decade ago When I was in middle school I got in a fight w my friend abt whether or not this was weird. I was like “why are they knocking their heads against each other like that” and then
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
altairchan: my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was being babysat by our family friend’s son who was visiting and he saw me drawing randall from monsters inc and he was like oh can i have this i’ll hang it in my office! and i was like
sink-o-r-swim: this african girl in my class one time in 8th grade was looking at my pencil case and she was like “this looks like chocolate” and without thinking i blurted back “you look like chocolate”, and the room just sort of went silent
strange, you never knew.
lushella: i used to have turtles when i was little and one day i released them in this lake near my house and like 2 years later i was nearby this lake and i saw one of my turtles but this time like 10 times bigger i was so happy
dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala: larabarakara: I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this. So, basically, this is not my cat. But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth. How the fuck did she
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schadenfreudeforbeginners: So i was out one night wearing this and i saw/heard this girl who was like “oh my god, what is she wearing” and i almost felt bad but then i was like NO. Fuck you! If there is one part of my body i’m not completely insecure
OKAY SO CHECK THIS OUT. I was digging through my closet like 2 days ago and I found this sticker book I bought back in the 5th Grade (11 years old) I never used any of the stickers in it and its all still perfectly in tact. So I was looking through it
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renxgade: “I was lying in my bed this morning and all of a sudden I got this really sharp pain right by my heart. I felt like I was getting stabbed in the heart. It lasted for about 15 seconds. My thoughts were racing and I was trying to breathe
Sketching in photoshop is not something i do often, but i was getting frustrated with this paper doodle, so i scanned the rough outline and have been tinkering with itIt’s definitely looking betterThis’ll be a ref at some point. I’ll likely copy+flip
Commission for Vixen_DefeaBefore all you historical purists tear me apart in the comments, I gotta explain the concept behind this: I was told to design what an Ancient Roman guard would look like, if the Roman Empire persisted and carried on all the
