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“Daddy,” Billie asked her father, “this might sound weird, but, um, are you my Daddy?” “What do you mean, baby?” He asked back. “Like, I know you’re my Daddy, but are you like, y'know, my Daddy? I’

“It might be bad for me to say, but I’m glad you broke up with your girlfriend, little brother. It means we get to spend way more time together! She was no good for you anyway. I hope this doesn’t sound weird, but I could tell she didn&r

pokesexphilia: ravingrabids96 said:This will sound weird but may I request some female arbok please prefibley with some male trainer :)Not the weirdest thing Iâ€™ve been requested, so I hope you enjoy =D

“I need you like Mofftiss need tears.”

From anon: Hey, can I ask you something? I’ve started masturbating 2 months ago, and I’m not sure if I do it right. I know this sounds weird but when I get turned on and try to masturbate by touching my clit (and stuff like that), and get

I have orgasms in my sleep! “I know this sounds kind of ordinary, but I always orgasm in my sleep. The weird thing is that the orgasms I get while I’m sleeping are nothing like the ones I get when I masturbate. They feel so much better and they

“This might sound weird, but I’m hella proud of myself because I gave my first blowjob yesterday, and it was AMAZING. He was even a gentleman and he made me cum too!”

dieselbrain: Not much to say here except I wanted to do more with these two chubsters. Also it sounds weird to say but this is the first time I’ve animated Sucy! Took too long to do this CUM VERSION This image, it’s CSP file and more are available

asklightking: chrysalis-army: 700 followers? It sounds weird to me! I can not believe it have made it this far! I seriously wish that i could include everyone in the picture, but that would take an ever longer time than i have! All of this took to long

askspectrette: It’s getting close to being done! :D The next pony-to-human you see here is UG. From http://askug.tumblr.com He sounds pretty nice. And the identity of the bigger dude next to him is yet to be revealed in the next update. Updates come

This May sound weird but...

wifeyknowsbest: whatapreciouslittlefuckfox: A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid…

I know that I’m going to sound as a huge awkward nerd (which I am of course), but when I was a kid I’ve developed a massive crush on this animated version of “Beetlejuice”. Maybe that’ll be the reason wht I have a tremendousl

This would be the face I made after I got a few cavities filled. You can’t really tell, but the whole right side of my face is numb in there. I sounded like a duck.

lycanthropeful: A friend and I watched the “Yoü and Me” video by Lady GaGa and couldn’t stop laughing at this part for some reason… so I made a shitty .gif for him =P

littlemisspoly: c4rousels: HAVE MY FACE. TELL ME I’M PRETTY~ okay, this is gonna sound weird but I like your lips. wish I had them :c You’re pretty!

Post one long chapter with lots of sex, or a few short ones with the sex chopped up? (All under a cut, of course)(Jeez, this whole post sounds weird)

I gonna tell you something that is gonna make you laugh.This is Nicolas Maduro, he is the president of Venezuela (my country) Maduro is like a version of Trump but, more, mooooore, waaaay more dumb.You see today, when he was giving a press conference&hell

raqquo: perkachow: foxymaple: videohall: For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting. > Literal translation Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.” Bird: “What’s wrong?” Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little

This is probably gonna sound weird but there is something I really love about Haruma Miura’s face….its just….I mean he has this beautiful pearly skin and his cheekbones are just godly and his dark eyes stand out so much more because

this is gonna sound weird but I always wanted to trace Haruma Miura’s facial features…

This is gonna sound weird but I honestly hope that my whole family forgets my birthday. They have been pissing me off SO DAMN much lately and I really don’t want to celebrate with them at all. I don’t want them anywhere near me. I don’t

// ]]]]>]]> alohomorashlie replied to your post: I am so done with this dog. I can barely manage… HOW /ARE/ THE VIRTUAL BOYFRIENDS? omg I like completely forgot about Starproject so like when I logged in for the first time in forever Touya

oucu:get on your knees and propose to someone with a large bag of popcorn

otaku-omorashi: finehereitisdarnit: This might sound weird, but I’ve been into omo since I was a kid. I didn’t know what it was until later; I just knew that I liked some of those cartoon episodes that had pee-holding tropes. Is it normal to feel

justndthings: just neurodivergent things: having to rewrite this post five times because what if it sounds weird or it’s weirdly worded how will people react?? yep

tackylesbians: okay this is gonna sound weird but bear with me for a second a couple months ago my friend told me about something called “lesbian sheep syndrome.” when sheep mate, all the female sheep has to do is stand there and the male sheep will

if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will probably fall in love with you

So maybe this is kind of weird but I like it when people touch/hold onto my face? Not like grab it and crush it, but seriously if you will hold onto my face in a gentle manner I’ll probably love you forever and ever. does that sound weird lol it

stevita replied to your post:I dont know if this sounds weird but your belly…is your anon lise because this is literally lise’s entire dealHehe, it’s a possibility

trashfirefallon: skirtsuit-angel:this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign @xoxoblu

baguetteinabikebasket: tackylesbians: okay this is gonna sound weird but bear with me for a second a couple months ago my friend told me about something called “lesbian sheep syndrome.” when sheep mate, all the female sheep has to do is stand there

myrandomstuffpage: ceevee5: For the love of God, sound on. Ma! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

thewhitedamnstripes: notjackwhite: I made a quick cover of QOTSA’s “little sister” this is really good, jack!

ylva-li: Now, this is going to sound weird, but if I ever were to be sexually attracted to a book, it’d be this one because the design is so fucking gorgeous. It’s a bit difficult to tell from the scans, but basically is is a white semi-transparent

speedyssketchbook: Toriel bust! This is gonna sound weird to me, but if you liked the image, consider becoming a Patron to me! :o Click >Patreon< if you would like to! It would help me out greatly. :) <3 <3 <3

fr0stedlips: polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry,

darsovin: ageneralrebelcollectorthings said: I know this sounds weird but may be possible to make Jill’s shoes dangle? Not a weird question at all! I myself was curious from a technical standpoint. Unfortunately the way Jill’s “costume” is

dieselbrain: Not much to say here except I wanted to do more with these two chubsters. Also it sounds weird to say but this is the first time I’ve animated Sucy! Took too long to do this CUM VERSION This image, it’s CSP file and more are available

But I would walk five hundred miles. And I would walk five hundred more. Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door *weird fucking sounds, i think it’s yodeling or whatever. fuck it, this song bangs brah*

b-loomist: az-uki: skinnyblog: this might sound weird, but how flawless is candice’s side profile!?! Not weird ^ she’s perfect im lola and im fab

iambickilometer replied to your post: iambickilometer replied to your post: What’s weird… did you ever read “when the lights go on again” because goddamn. alien invasion au from back when fandom was better I did! Although I feel as though

also I forgot my headphones today and the bus I was on was making this weird screeching noise so I curled up against the window and covered my ears hoping no one would notice I was having a mini meltdown. on one hand, I’m glad I’m more aware

saccharinescorpion: “Tadokoro praises Makishima for taking the initative to motivate the first-years and the two nearly share an indirect kiss” sounds like the summary for a fanfic but that’s literally what happened in this scene

dykevibes: a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird

askbiolabstrentini replied to your post: I am ready to kill Tumblr now. Seriously. Two asks… Maybe this is why both my blogs are so dead on asks >< Sounds weird! Maybe you should try contacting the support or whatever and ask them

starting the wonder if this guy livetweeting is just making stuff up lol

dangerously-human: w-poc: snorting while laughing is the purest sound and it’s not weird or gross Thank you for this very wholesome positivity

dieselbrain: Not much to say here except I wanted to do more with these two chubsters. Also it sounds weird to say but this is the first time I’ve animated Sucy! Took too long to do this HI RES CUM VERSION This image, it’s CSP file and more

so like what if iwaoi personality swap & iwa calling oiks oikawa-chan or sth omf someone pls talk to me about this also setter iwa and jealous wing spiker oik b/c wtf iwaizumi those arms are MADE for spiking

dieselbrain: Not much to say here except I wanted to do more with these two chubsters. Also it sounds weird to say but this is the first time I’ve animated Sucy! Took too long to do thisHI RES CUM VERSION This image, it’s CSP file and more are

curiousitydidmeintalks: sadrobotjesus: curiousitydidmeintalks: Vision wearing clothes that compliments his figure too damn well. And he plays innocent when folks get all tongue-tied around him. *makes weird happy sounds*

rubyfruitjumble: rubyfruitjumble:I just read a straight feminist thinkpiece about “frexting” (friend sexting with your girlfriends) and how it’s feminist and empowering and totally not gay it contains the phrase “hey, I know this sounds weird

sweet-sissy-natalie: as it looks so much like me right now I have to repost this… I was caged similar way after the game last weekends party and it was kind of redemption of being caged again… I know this sounds weird… But it let me feel a little

sweet-sissy-natalie: as it looks so much like me right now I have to repost this… I was caged similar way after the game last weekends party and it was kind of redemption of being caged again… I know this sounds weird… But it let me feel a little

rabbivole: temuna: this is lazlo, he’s got the snuffles and is really mad that nobody is patting him. he meowed his lil voice hoarse. oh my god this poor weird cat Sounds like a crow.

bootssandboyss: az-uki: skinnyblog: this might sound weird, but how flawless is candice’s side profile!?! Not weird ^ she’s perfect amazing

I don’t even feel 27. That sounds ANCIENT. I feel like I’m still 18 tbh. Just a lot smarter and less pathetic.

folklorebytaylorswift: “This might sound weird, and there’s no reason for me to know this, but that mixed-berry yogurt you’re about to eat has expired.”

this might sound weird buti went to a funeral today and it reminded me of youit was an open casket andthere was a half-finished tattoo on the corpse’s armone she supposedly had full intentions to finish and i think that was when i realised that life

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