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varricks-smile: viivus: Parts of a failed painting experiment that I shall never work on again, so I might as well post now. This is perfect
ravenslunas:i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
elevatementality-mjcbe: babiegyrle: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking
Holidays suck in general to me, but everyone around insists I ‘get into the spirit’ … yeah, right. No thanks. I work retail. The ‘spirit’ is apparently a bunch of assholes that never walk into a bookstore at any other time of year coming
lantisthepreyingmantis: elegantpaws: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking
camsfarts: gaynerds: You’ve never known true seduction till you’ve heard the chat-up lines of a nerd. This would work on me.
Hehehe, i say this quite often… Why does it never work??
lannnaboo: everytime i try and do this .. it never works
jessicarrrrrrrr: this never usually works. but ill try anyway.
I never understood this idea that employees will get fired if their employer finds nude photos/pornography of them on the internet. Its basically just saying “woah, my employee has a *gasp* BODY and a sex drive!!! I am so offended, they don’t
givemeinternet: If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily
hobartgloryhunter: I never tire of this fag working that HOT COCK
kwilliamsanimation: toonsketchbook: Some quick notes for all you artists out there on my methodology for painting pretty girls. I get asked this a lot….. I followed the instructions!!! Why didn’t it turn out well?! *sobs* I’ll never work at
truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas: i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that
eri112:Eri112’s money saving tips.So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January?I did.I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking HOW CAN I HAVE CASH IN MY ROOM AND NOT
jehovahhthickness: ifididntlaughiwouldcry: teaforyourginaa: elegantpaws: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it
samathekittycat: classicdaisycalico: ask-antonio-fernandez: songofafreeheart: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a
ghiraheeheeheem: deepnest: musicalhell: never-work-retail: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a
captain-lovelace:Horseshoe theory never works except in one specific circumstance and it’s this:
truestoriesaboutme:bisexualshakespeare:truestoriesaboutme: truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas:i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could
gsirvitor:safetyno7guaranteed:gsirvitor:Yes 15 over isn’t that fast move over you butthurt slow pokes, don’t fuck up the entire road to get back at one guy.This is why two lanes highways near large cities never work as intended
the-ice-castle: Okay, now that we know that Garnet is Jamie’s type, and that this will never work out (for obvious reasons, considering that Garnet is basically dating herself), I think it’s time to think of who could make a better match for him.Someone
death-by-lulz: If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily
naemal143: strapzngirlz90: tfarrar27: clarknokent: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard.
rogerthatrogers: never-work-retail: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things
badgirlsflashing: My beautiful wife showing her ass and getting naked outside my best friends shop. This why work never gets done there. Enjoy guys. Share We will gladly share her any day of the week. What other sort of naughty fun does she have
lovessquirters: Here’s a little video I created for the guys. How to Make a Girl Squirt in 7 Easy Steps. This technique works. You’re girl will never be able to thank you enough. Enjoy, Olivia Submitted by a follower enjoy.
nodoka5927: meleiyu: Here are teaser pages from two doujins I’m working on for Sinbad_Dream! I hope you’re looking forward to them. =] They’ll be released soon!~ “You know that feeling? [..]” “No, I don’t know.” This never ceases
nicodoll: extradan: nicodoll: whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px i dont use that trick
fuckmedress: I wore a skirt and shoes like this to work once. ONCE. Never again.
prettyboyshyflizzy: lohanthony: tokyoghettopussy: raresighting: YASS BITCH YASSS omg yes I HAVE A NEW QUEEN welp if this doesnt pan out she’ll never work again lol all yall cheering her on yall gon give her a job ?
briannieh: Ive never worked out this hard in my life, been cooking my own meals too so I can eat healthier. #briannieh 😍😍😍😍😍😍
bobqdevil: jacksmith169: bobqdevil: Oh yes, because this always works 😜🙄😜 You never win if you don’t play the game. Oh I’ll play the game all right, just waiting for someone to ante up 😈
untillmyveinsareempty: skumbags: I just wanna say to anyone who’s going through this shit, cutting is not the answer. I’ve harmed myself in the past too hoping it would help me get through, but it never works, it always comes back 2x as hard. Trust
theadventuresofoliversykes: Someone gave me their last razor today. I just wanna say to anyone who’s going through this shit, cutting is not the answer. I’ve harmed myself in the past too hoping it would help me get through, but it never works, it
230999999-deactivated20140921: “I have to get off this microphone before I never work again.” How can you not love her?
jandj2010: loco4koko: We @jandj2010 have been enjoying everything your beautiful counterpart posts @ladyjaechronicles for a while, but have never submitted to either of you. Hope this set works for your amazingly sinful day of the week. Happy Sunday
Lord Cutler Beckett:[Jack is about to light a cannon that’s pointed at the mast] You’re mad.Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, ‘cause if I wasn’t this would probably never work.
dariathedoll: These videos never seem to actually post, hopefully this one works 💁🏻
underweartuesday: guten abend, UT I told my love about how I started submitting here and he reacted as expected: excited. We’ve played around with the thought of finally making some pictures together but it kinda never worked out. This week’s theme,
lolfactory: If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily- tumblr pictures - Why Cats Are The Worst
onlyblackgirl: 1-ofthecoolkidz: krxs10: damn CNN tried to get #AskACop trending but it backfired completely and twitter isn’t holding back These never work out. CNN had to know this was going to happen.
![nodoka5927: meleiyu: Here are teaser pages from two doujins I’m working on for Sinbad_Dream! I hope you’re looking forward to them. =] They’ll be released soon!~ “You know that feeling? [..]” “No, I don’t know.” This never ceases](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e981b6aea1713021c8bd85237e580a47/tumblr_mf8w2mhNNs1rpotyuo1_250.png)
![Lord Cutler Beckett:[Jack is about to light a cannon that’s pointed at the mast] You’re mad.Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, ‘cause if I wasn’t this would probably never work.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/bd990034dbb2f701c4c92a2d6f1bdcfd/tumblr_njtfz6srpQ1qhxnoxo1_250.gif)
