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emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones: frizz01percy: this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks Very old but hope this never happens

This NEVER happens in my neighborhood.

Lost in the moment, she never knew she was being watched. His cock grew stiff in his pants as she played with herself. He knew it was wrong….he wanted so badly to stop and pretend this never happened…..but he didn’t……

FURIOUS ANGELS‘i’ll never love someone quite the way that i love you.’a jeanmarco fanmix. (listen) 01. death - white lies • 02. boats & birds - gregory and the hawk • 03. touched - vast • 04. forever - youngblood hawke •

bucks-barnes: say no to hail hydra, say yes to hail groot <3 rules: mbf me reblog this post, likes = bookmarks fill out this survey maybe join my september botm or my multi-fandom family? (100% optional) must reach 30 notes or this never happened

worthlesscuntslut: cinaedorum: big muscle roommate raping weak lil pale pretty slut in the bathroom this never happens ;;_;; Believe me, it happens. It’s not usually very fun at all for the weak one being raped. but why can’t i stop fantas

This never happens in the bathrooms I go D:

This never happens at my gym

bearlandia: josecorner: txmanster: hastiintso: goldenstreamssf: No piss here, but having spent more time fishing than I’d care to admit, this cracked my ass up. This _never_ happened in Wisconsin. Why can’t I come across this at the lake?????

This is going to be a first in many ways for me. I’ve never done a proper Nuzlocke, I’ve never played any of these on a PC before, and my only previous experience with liveblogging belongs to things I’ve watched.For people who aren’t familiar

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck: uterus during period: Ohmygod I’m so embarrassed. I thought we were having a baby. DONT LOOK AT THIS! *rips down baby wallpaper* PLEASE JUST IGNORE THIS! *tears apart baby room* LETS PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

Bride of the century is crushing my heart because as much as I love Hongki i can feel myself slowly cheering on the second male lead. ;~; hes just a really sweet guy ahh

thefemaleofspecies: Ace people : I hate it when im constantly being told by aphobes that the struggles and bigotry i faced bc of aphobia never happened and/or im lying about them Aphobes : Um this NEVER happens sweetie :) Noone ever does that to ace

meetthehelper:choicelessflope:hollowboobtheory:if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I’m killing yousee this never happens in spider solitaire for windowsby talos this can’t be happening

Putting my ice cold hands on my boiling hot face to try and cool down. Thanks for pissing me off and not hearing me out. Oh and btw, when I say I never get invited anywhere, I meant by YOU. Are you happy without me? Because I never fucking see you and

trait: i had the best dream ever last night and then i woke up and wanted to cry because i knew it would never be true

sniffing: terpsichore: pawhold: kinkshamer69: out of all the things that have never happened, this never happened the most That cop… Was Albert Einstein I was the door I was the train I was the applause

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck: uterus during period: ohmygod I’m so embarrassed. I thought we were having a baby. DONT LOOK AT THIS! *rips down baby wallpaper* PLEASE JUST IGNORE THIS! *tears apart baby room* LETS PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

anarchyinblack: thesjwrepellent: LOL unfortunately this is how it is now smh Of all the things that never happen, this never happens the most. What fucking world does this guy live in lmfao

pussywizardsupreme: bastardfact: anarchyinblack: thesjwrepellent: LOL unfortunately this is how it is now smh Of all the things that never happen, this never happens the most. What fucking world does this guy live in lmfao I once got sent to the

This never happened to me, but I’m imagining the dialogue that could occur if this happened to roommates.

kotetsu-san: “You don’t know anything about him! Never talk like that about him! I’ve never met any other person like Fire, who is strong like a man but also warm and gentle like a woman. There isn’t a more wonderful person than he is!”

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck: uterus during period: Ohmygod I’m so embarrassed. I thought we were having a baby. DONT LOOK AT THIS! *rips down baby wallpaper* PLEASE JUST IGNORE THIS! *tears apart baby room* LETS PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

brago: contemporarytrash: Happy 4th of July this would never happen at target

yourroyalpenis: sheepsbutt: sammie-sweet-heart: I’d have the biggest smile ever if I saw this on my car. I used to do things like this and it was never appreciated so I stopped. True story. I’d smile like such an idiot if this ever happened.

You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.

darlinglum:Towa: “This never happened to me when I was in the other world.” Moroha: “I never had to go through this.” Myoga:

mangachaa: so i reached 1k followers a while ago…… wow……… ive only been on tumblr for about a year? i never expected this to happen ok so im making this tiny follow forever bc idk what else to do i love u guys any everyone that follows me ur

meetthehelper:choicelessflope:hollowboobtheory:if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I’m killing yousee this never happens in spider solitaire for windowsby talos this can’t be happening

rudelyfe: dirtyredfromthehood: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: i cannot fucking believe i never realized this They would have to find a new way to sell black kids a dream .

sissyrainyday: This never happened, I don’t have a sister but it almost happened at a friends house, got out just in time with a pair in my hands. Later I slipped into the bathroom to put them on and sleep in them.

kinkshamer69: out of all the things that have never happened, this never happened the most

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck: uterus during period: Ohmygod I’m so embarrassed. I thought we were having a baby. DONT LOOK AT THIS! *rips down baby wallpaper* PLEASE JUST IGNORE THIS! *tears apart baby room* LETS PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

yourspecialeyes: fire-of-fire: #dean never having been with a guy and being really nervous and anxious about being with cas #and sam walks in on him with tears in his eyes trying to deep throat his toothbrush #’this never happened’ they both

tanya-89:I love that I’m not the only one who has tried this But I must have bad picks in men as every time I’ve tried this all I’ve gotten is a quick walk away from the guy or him telling me it’s some sort of joke or trap . This never happens

abelmvada:This never happened. You were never here.

raptamaiko: shinygays: thekiwicanfly: They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening ive never even watched anything related

sniffing: terpsichore: pawhold: kinkshamer69: out of all the things that have never happened, this never happened the most That cop… Was Albert Einstein I was the door I was the train

icarly-official: pawhold: kinkshamer69: out of all the things that have never happened, this never happened the most That cop… Was Albert Einstein I’m the badge

hookbillkoopa: whitegirlsaintshit: sniffing: terpsichore: pawhold: kinkshamer69: out of all the things that have never happened, this never happened the most That cop… Was Albert Einstein I was the door I was the train I was the badge I was

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck: uterus during period: Ohmygod I’m so embarrassed. I thought we were having a baby. DONT LOOK AT THIS! *rips down baby wallpaper* PLEASE JUST IGNORE THIS! *tears apart baby room* LETS PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

I often seem to forget that there are probably so many years ahead of me. things often seem so final, but I really shouldn’t worry that things that can’t happen now will never happen. the time isn’t right, right now, but one day, it very well could

insecurespice: majestic-1:fratziam:But are we going to act like this never happened? This fucking show. this show»»>lost

This never happened.

blackladyjeanvaljean: anarchyinblack: thesjwrepellent: LOL unfortunately this is how it is now smh Of all the things that never happen, this never happens the most. where this happen at?

This guy (I'm presuming) broke up with his girlfriend and just messaged me.

publicenemy333: I Don’t think enough people have done this, but can we take a moment to appreciate this expression of Pearl’s? This screen happens right after she makes her “Lion Around” joke that Peridot pretends to laugh at. I mean LOOK AT

officialwhitegirls: refreshes: holdup: sniffing: terpsichore: pawhold: kinkshamer69: out of all the things that have never happened, this never happened the most That cop… Was Albert Einstein I was the door I was the train I was the handcuffs

reuniteandbetogetheragain: illuminatisto: Sorry I just saw this http://reuniteandbetogetheragain.tumblr.com/image/48227240154 and I absolutely love Shion in these change of clothes so I swear I actually had to doodle him like this. <33 Just read

This never happens!

gallifreyanturtles: anarchyinblack: thesjwrepellent: LOL unfortunately this is how it is now smh Of all the things that never happen, this never happens the most. Like ????????????????/ Where do these people get this??? People literally throw a

officialwhitegirls: refreshes: holdup: sniffing: terpsichore: pawhold: kinkshamer69: out of all the things that have never happened, this never happened the most That cop… Was Albert Einstein I was the door I was the train I was the handcuffs

parasexdise: novamist: aloe-vehra: euoria: margaritatwist: Too cute not to reblog. crying becos that would never happen to me nevertheless even have a boyfriend OMG WHY THE HELL DOES THIS NEVER HAPPEN TO ME -_- BOYS WITH SISTERS IM TELLING YOU

This never happened.

parasexdise: novamist: aloe-vehra: euoria: margaritatwist: Too cute not to reblog. crying becos that would never happen to me nevertheless even have a boyfriend OMG WHY THE HELL DOES THIS NEVER HAPPEN TO ME -_-

aeritus: Really John??? REALLY???If you’re telling this never happened at least once, you’re a fucking liar.Quick break between work :P

… I may be wrong but I think this guy used my Steven universe shirt as an excuse to start talking (flirting??) with me oh my gosh he just came up super nervous and pointed to my shirt and asked ‘do you like the show?’ And we started

gohn-jegbert: karkatuan: everyone should fucking re-read homestuck at the same time and act as if they’ve never read it before and act all shocked when shit happens and we can have a different upd8 tag like postupd8 or some shit idk I just think it’d

I had to move to laptop for a bit while my other computer is resetting as usual and just found out in the meantime google isn’t working (on any browser) on this pc anymore :/ is this what happens when you let parents use the computer this never

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