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paprika: maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
urinatings: *precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
Outrun My Gun
fuckyeahdudeskissing: Fuck Yeah Dudes Kissing! The place to see men kiss on Tumblr. Submit a kiss. My all time favorite pic on tumblr ❤️
awwww-cute: My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run
i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
Press restart and reboot my heart
i-hate-my-soul: .
basementdemo: my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
modifiedwh0re: Sorry I love my legs
nue: i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash
hopelesshoping: Look at my scary pitbull
zubat: You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
gutsmanschoiceass: necrophilofthefuture: did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993 #i told u no running in my goddamn lobby
hoodoogoblin: leander-ligo: lordthundercox: Yes, it does. Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time
eilladra: Best thing on tumblr My favorite thing on Tumblr, EVER
Welcome To The Inner Workings Of My Mind
virginsacrificer: “do u want the rest of my food” “here u can have them”
beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
decrepitar: ❂ visit my tumblr | themes ❂
tyleroakley: WARM MY HEART
madeupmonkeyshit: MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY TURNT THE FUCK UP
virguin: If you were my homework I’d do you.
k3utommy: *hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook
this-puppy-flies: vs. (x) Everyman Needs a Companion (x) Thank you so much timeywimeyangst for your great input!
My Sadness Is My Own
destiny3796: axylhart: Hello, I’m Axylh and I love so much robots that this is what I though today when I was inside a MRI, because of the sounds.… I’m 23626% done with my own brain. bonus. This is beautiful
nnscribble: roihka: haa bumped into this bit of my late comic blog in my files and thought I could post it here since i guess it’s relatable for many a tumblr-folk…? hopefully the translation’s not too ridiculous it was surprisingly difficult
capriciousguru:satyrbuddy:slugbox: FINALLY THIS IS ON MY FUCKING DASH AFTER YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET. My mornings. pictured above, knightbloggers
dirtytfblog: coralusblog: adhesivesandscrap: nizaen: “You’re staring at my hands again, aren’t you.” Hit me because my robots always have an evil seductive look on their face lol. DAMMIT THIS IS TOO MUCH HOT DOCBOT FOR THIS TIME OF THE MORNING*turns
ninjaspiderjuurouta: delanceyland: luhvmedead: bethlosthermind: Why can’t more people think like John Green? this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever. I LOVE JOHN GREEN Who is this man
lightspeedsound:soufflesandbowties: soufflesandbowties: i was checking out who was on my blog and whY ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN i have been informed that this is hawaii This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel
nina-berry: Tigers rule. If you took this shot of a human, it would not be nearly as cool.
theshitfucksart: Hhhh I just kinda started feeling too nervous to color this and stuff so uh here is just a doodle I guess for user Ita Senpai pls notice me and think this is at least decent Please do not repost or remove the caption
sherlockthefallenangel: meladoodle: godlykesha: meladoodle: one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’ is this the same dad that once called you dad no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads
niiv: jeremyhush: Be sure and check out my Halloween print for this year in my shop jeremyhush.com Or follow the link in my life profile. This is the best time of year!! #halloween #jeremyhush (at The Convent Philly) current mood
annithelifelover: 5sosphanandshortbread: asexualmew: ramen-rain: berrykoolaid: eeba-ism: avocadamngirl: this is the most innocent yak i have ever seen. this lifted my spirits a little. One time my brother tried to yank away my “towel hat”,
nymre: anon asked for Toph in formal gala garb fromt the character clothing meme. had a lot of fun with this one since green is my favorite color yeha. i was thinking more modern-ish gala garb tho.. something that sort of far-faraway resembled a qipao
