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double-mother-powers-activate: 39 weeks. yeah i’m full term! 7 days to my due date, but i have a strong feeling that this baby will only come in june, in the first week of june, well almost everything is ready for you my doll, but of course my heart
goldskinshawtyy: purrityring:dopenmind:Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.this is my favorite video on the internet Oh my god , whole time im sittin here like “no….no…
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: purrityring: dopenmind: Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears. this is my favorite video on the internet mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the
captaincraigasaurus: lookinyoungandpreservedforever: sofapizza: My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this. I’m pretty sure this is my favorite image on the internet that isn’t porn. OMG.
crystalwitches: your mother was a clodfollowing the last ‘jasper is steven’s mom’ au, i got to team up with the fantastic @alphacentaurieth who deserves nothing but praise for the job they did on this. the fate of the mirror (and the earth) is
kingjaffejoffer: mermaidandthemoon: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: purrityring: dopenmind: Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears. this is my favorite video on the internet mental health tip: save this video.
So my dad will be leaving for a business trip at like… 5 in the morning to Singapore. Until… Next week? Anyways, apparently my mom is so paranoid that she cannot sleep in her own room by herself, so she is now moving into my room (on the
Outfit of the day. My mom is right, this would outfit is more suited for the summer time. But I got this blouse when I was in Vietnam and I’ve been dying to wear it since, sooo….
airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush: my mom just sent me this he’s famous Now this is quality entertainment im crying. if u don’t pay attention you dont even see the push he just ascends
kingjaffejoffer: lemonkat12: nextlevelwaterpanic: moby-grapes: so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester My mom is German and told me what the fuck these were actually trying to mean. “You can me once” is supposed to mean “you
realfoodfoodie: Classic Puerto Rican Food OH MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING NEED THIS LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I HAVEN’T HAD A CLASSIC DISH LIKE THIS SINCE I WENT TO MY GRANDMA’S THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO. See the problem here is my mom knows how
ask-frigiddrift: Frigid: Mom stop answering my questions! This is MY blog after all! (Taking Spongia for walkies is a strain on my neck…) X3 Cute lil’ Drifty in the background~
bigbardafree: my mom has a prosthetic arm and like yeah she makes jokes about it sometimes “glad i could lend a hand” “i’d lose my arm if it wasnt attached!” stuff like that but the difference is that its my mother making those jokes joking
ambitious-witch: frozenmusings: darthrenvan: jade-belle-2187: So movieweb posted this news today, I don’t know if any of you have heard about this but the amount of hate this is getting just makes me shake my head. At the end of the day Hollywood
stealthboy: you guys see this? this is my favorite gift that ive ever given my mom. youre probably thinking “oh because its cute and heart shaped” guess again i got a story sit down i made this thing in wood shop when i was in like 7th grade. you
banshees: metalbatteryzone: Software Creations: *in the middle of development for Solstice* Okay so we need an intro theme to set the mood. Something folky, like medieval times. Think you can try your hand at that? Tim Fucking Follin: Yeah I got ya,
emifail: deckitout: my mom just asked me why i was drawing my dadfor comparison this is my dadi feel uncomfortable finishing this now IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
d-pressedlife: suicidemydarling: scars—tell-stories: deez-sluts: this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg My dog does this to my mom. Think I’ve reblogged this about 10 times so adorable omg
o-my-darling: groud-0n: tortexandcobalt: whatever-is-pxre: When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born).
wonderfulyou: My name is Rachel and I am not ok. I haven’t shared this properly before even though I always share most of everything but in February of this year, my mom tried to commit suicide. It shattered me on a level so profound, I’ve lost my
carnivaloftherandom: d-pressedlife: suicidemydarling: scars—tell-stories: deez-sluts: this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg My dog does this to my mom. Think I’ve reblogged this about 10 times so
anthonyedwardstarks: I was just in New York with Dylan and his mom and his mom was like “hey, this is my son and my son’s… fake dad.”
takeabreath-letherestcomeeasy: poly-is-str8: buzzfeedmusic: This hilarious mom is selling her daughter’s one direction tickets on eBay to teach her a lesson. Mother of the year. OMG THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER
toohardme: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: purrityring: dopenmind: Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears. this is my favorite video on the internet mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad.
anglflw: homophobic: uropyia: catsecretary: this is so funny wtf JESUS Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?” Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out* Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.” My mom’s dog does this, but usually
nakimushy: man i really wish my first mysmes fanart would be something more but my mom pinned this damn shirt and my hand slipped;;; this is my first time drawing a dude im suffering
gollums-new-best-friend:stealthboy: you guys see this? this is my favorite gift that ive ever given my mom. youre probably thinking “oh because its cute and heart shaped” guess again i got a story sit down i made this thing in wood shop when i was
bullysexualizesmommy: This is my friend Josh’s mom. This video was actually for the “social experiment” where they flirt and ask out a bunch of hot moms from our school, but seeing as she was on the phone the whole time, he decided to shoot up
so my mom is en route to my home right now. she got old home movies put onto dvd and has full intentions on showing cj. awesome.
hailtostjames: darknessinmystars: strange-phanomena: I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE for whenever I fuck up My college career
alexashayyy: cuntgradulation: thanks mom This is so my mom 😂😂
milfson: milfson: my drunk mom shakes her big ass in front of my bullies . she is willing to serve four young black cock . she is ready to become their whore . white milf slut . THIS IS MY OLD WORK.
devildoll: anthonyedwardstarks: I was just in New York with Dylan and his mom and his mom was like “hey, this is my son and my son’s… fake dad.”
dreamit-seeit-paintit: safeguardyoursoul: Everyone, this is my little cousin, Sara. She is 15 years old. She lives with her mom. Her mom plays a very small roll in her life. Last year, her dad was murdered doing a Rock concert in another state. She’s
catsandcunts: screamcolor: peachhhsnapple: catsandcunts: this is a picture of my dad and i. i found him dead on the couch early this morning. my mom is devastated, and so scared she won’t be able to pay for any funeral/ burial arrangements. and