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pleasemoresir: saythankyoumaster: I’m gonig to jack off my cock inside you. Wow… How useless that pig must feel !!
ayatollaofrock: Life Is Fun.A Fuck Friday request! There isn’t much love of dear Juliet Watson, so here’s to changing that! Also this is my first proper bukakke image, so there’s that.
theharrydaily: @narrynipslip: I can have this on repeat for the rest of my life
IS THAT HIS FUCKING ROOTS GROWING OUT GOD FKIGNSD YOU KNOW THAT CHART DESCRIBING HOW ATTRACTIVE THIS ASSHOLE GETS THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT HIM AND EVENTUALLY IT JUST BECOMES RAGE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE MAXED OUT
niiconiicosuki: why is this so accurate to my life
THIS IS MY LIFE. Except all those comments are made by me in my own head within 10 seconds.
jackpendragon: mmspectreon: horseonaspaceship: savanya: philosophyweedscience: emma—frost: shallowjokesandbrokenthoughts: The educational system in one image. Ahh this is clever. “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability
igirisu: sanguinehero: magicphilharmonic: kirk-to-enterprise: makemestfu: STORY OF MY LIFE. ^^^ EXACTLY. this Hear thumps in the shower—the whole family is being attack; contemplate how good of a weapon a heated straightening iron can be
Not just Kim Possible.Star VS. The Forces of Evil (2015- ) actually reminds me of Nickelodon’s animated series My Life as a Teenage Robot (2003-2009).Both shows have a very anime-ish premise and a “magical” teenager girl protagonist
lfeellike: my life is that awkward walk/jog you do in front of a car when you’re crossing the street
When I date someone at this point in my life. I’m not dating them just to say I’m dating someone. I’m dating them with the intent to build, progress and have a romantic partnership. If somewhere along the lines it doesn’t work out, fine. But
spacebuns: this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life……….this transcends purity there isn’t even a word for this Apparently this isn’t sweet and cute but the dog is actually just “wrapping up food” in its mind so
my life goal is to become famous enough for
verynyoommuchfluff: mightyfemme: compulsiveaustralian: videohall: Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming. that was a religious experience me I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants
fumbledeegrumble: blvck-unicornn: sundayyymorningsss: ladystilts: How homophobes should be treated honestly. I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown! Omg. This is life for me. YES! :D
d0nn0: my life is like my room, one big mess
trait: i had the best dream ever last night and then i woke up and wanted to cry because i knew it would never be true
officialcommanderlexa: my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months
This is my life... to go on singing like this This is why i was born. Just as i was saved... I'll save someone else like this. Masami Iwasawa
This is my life… to go on singing like thisThis is why i was born.Just as i was saved…I’ll save someone else like this.Masami Iwasawa
my buddy brought over a case of mickey’s and i guess this is my life now.
siren-comstock: trying to find video game fans in real life is like an obstacle course bc you have to try and guess which ones are cool and which ones are douchey gamer dudes to be avoided at all costs
I think I’m going to take Graham’s sisters out to see the Avengers. I think this is what you do when you’re in a longterm relationship, right? Or maybe this is me just wanting to take people to see the movie, so I can talk about it with
bri-loves-cats: ramblingsarcasm: king-samanthian: forget-the-maps: Want Calvin and Hobbes: the college years WHAT. Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.” Until I saw
h0llo: I wish I could live inside this 5 seconds for the rest of my life
..heart of glass, mind of stone
sarahseeandersen: Truth: One time I used the word “disingenuous” in a sentence and a guy told me he was surprised I knew such a “big word” because “most girls wouldn’t.” ????
silentcartoon: swampgallows: wooliest: ????? this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life [Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]
al-the-stuff-i-like: youarewortheverything: a-burrito-of-gofuckyourself: idonothavegreeneyes: allyzoop: tfios-changed-my-life: tfios-changed-my-life: belovedcreation: The Fault in our Coffee “That’s the thing about coffee. It demands
overlordputin: this is so real
Self Deprecation
brightlotusmoon:greatmountainfloofsquatch:cipheramnesia:higglety:badcushion:frostbittenbucky:Yo this man is on god modeWhen I think of Dick and his acrobatics This is what comes to mindOh it’s easy he just throws his entire body up over his head over
komekoro: arcusofbrambles: mackblesa: ziblie: How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points. I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :) where was this when I needed
This is exactly me! Omg. this is my phobia!
Is there more of this??? I need this is my life.
fullflamealchemist: talentedliarloki: lokilaufeydottir: bettybannersciencechick: ask-guardian-jackfrost: right darkeningsand: Why did I make this? {OOC} LISTEN TO THE SONG OF MY LIFE. I SAID I’D GET THEM DONE BUT THAT WAS
unicorn-avengers: mathmaticalkrillbits: “No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging this is a perfect representation of my life
littlemoongoddess: yesmissmori: THINX Underwear: Thoughtful underwear with hidden powers. For every pair purchased you fund 7 pads to a girl in need. OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL
10.29.2016-10.31.2016 this month has overall been very rough and a lot. the majority of my time has been spent questioning my school, my future, relationships with those around me/entering my life, etc., but I’m trying to go one day at a time.. good
harleylovegood: I wanna pull out my thot wear to go out & dance. And by dance I mean I want to shake my ass a lot & rub it on ur genitals and then leave to go have sex for a couple of hours. Welp
desdesade: My father played me Pink Floyd vinyls as lullabies since I was 3 days old. I lost my father too soon, while both were too young. But he left me a great family - Roger, Syd, Dave, Nick, Rick - who were with me all my life, at my best, and
dreamgrl1998: i wanna sit on someone’s lap w my legs around their waist and my head in the crook of their neck and give them soft kisses
left-reminders: xenosagaepisodeone: having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then
This is my life… Literally….. I am incredibly responsible (I am my own manager, I shoot my own work, I book my own travel, I manage my own schedule, I just bought a house ..) but I balance it with complete and utter nonsense… My heart
This is my life, my crazy, beautiful life.
nakupenda-agape: That time I went to prom with my boyfriend.And that time I married the love of my life.I’m so lucky.
This is so rushed and amateur but I hope you get a laugh out of it. :)OMFG IM DYING THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY 22 YEARS OF LIFE. I LOVE YOU AND THIS.
sassy butt
sans-papiers: itsazombiething: little-marci: lotsalipstick: this is literally what its like being a cam girl I’M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER OMG THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER
this is the best vine i swear on my life i’ve watched this at least 1 million times
my-little-ninja: ubercharge: and we get a short! thank you blizzard fdor my life This made me cry
This is my life. This is eternal.