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Aaaaaand this is me.
This is me and an old fling.  Her name is Gretchen.  I had more photos of her, but I can’t seen to find them anymore.  She was not a good lay either.I was surprised to see a home phone line, I didn’t realize i had a home phone in 2002.  Amazing
bannock-hou: my sloppy fist this is me my bannock-hou account was deleted is now bannock-houmanreview
bannock-hou:big77boi: bannock-hou: big77boi: thick massive cock bouncin’. shit! i wanna go down on that fucker! those big bull balls promise a huge load! fuck yeah! This is me, my cock fuck yeah! i want that cock, bannock-hou! i’d drop 2 my knees
dust-bite: Talking to people is hard sometimes.
If anyone at all is interested in knowing what I look like, this is me.
This is me every time. Older men are honestly the only males who ever notice me anyways so it’s wonderful.
I literally can’t deal with how true this is, and the fact that I would’ve pulled this card too.
My missus tells me this is me, and it’s totally, utterly and completely not! I have a cat and a dog. Not two cats!Check Mate!
aca-awkward-bechloe: peggybby: adcflower-commander: se0ctopus: Elizabeth Olsen wraps her scarf around Aubrey Plaza I’m too gay for this This made me gayer tbh GAY
picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm I want this. Can someone make this for me? Can you buy silicone ears on the internet?? Where???
catstiel: catstiel: these girls from theatre just left their bags near me I think they want me to look after them I feel so much responsibility for these bags what if they never come back and i have to to raise these bags on my own don’t know if I
theheartmaid: lol i suck at art wow welcome to the club idek what i was thinking delete later just an in-class doodle lol I don’t even know what I was trying to do here, I’ll delete it later this is the fucking definition of artists
wifipasswords:me at 3 am: i need to get my life together im gonna go out and get a job right now im gonna do homework and go to the gym and do everything that needs to be done me in the middle of the day: im gonna lie down on the ground and forget
iridessence: iridessence: mysterysciencegirlfriend3000: iridessence: stop holding ya pee for so damn long Are you psychic? no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital No but really always reblog for a follower
panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
tinyredbird: thescienceofjohnlock: sizvideos: Video Every animal shelter should do this (with puppies and older animals too). It’s proven to lower blood pressure and it’s what the animals need. This made me cry so hard I wish I could have this
frankenperry: planning a scenario in your head for your characters is so much fun but then you actually get to drawin it and suddenly all your talent vanishes so you’re just Originally posted by slothula this is me 100%…..
officialcommanderlexa: my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
slimephantoms: hellapunx: *cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING THIS IS ME
THIS IS THE MEANING OF PERFECTION. IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY FOREVER WATCH THIS AT LEAST ONCE DAILY. WOWOWOWOWOW.
brobecks: If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
rejennerate: jturn: This gave me goosebumps holy shit i reblogged this as soon as i pressed play now i am gonna finish it
boobsdontworkthatway: This is an excerpt from the erotic manga ‘Blush-DC’ I’m pretty sure that’s some kind of violation of female anatomy physics I normally give a pass to things like this, but hot damn, check out that swivel spine. -Toni
adamtots: WHERE IS IT??? P.S. If you like my comics, please consider supporting me on Patreon or buying my new book. Thanks!
paracosmicmisanthropy: them: what’s your favorite flavor of jam??? me:
onlinedork: itsstupidsimple: Thank you @onlinedork for letting me draw you! Please check out her amazing blog and leave the caption if you reblog so she can get credit! Like//follow//reblog//submit 👾 IG: itsstupidsimple this is so freakin amazing!!!
capacity: I got yelled at and it’s literally taken me several days to recover emotionally it really wiped me out
likeafieldmouse: Daniel Gray and Kathleen Starrie - An igloo constructed out of milk cartons filled with colored water and frozen Can someone please do this with me I would be forever pleasedd
This is my fucking brother and oh my god
thesylverlining: hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET
This is me the freak show owner of this blog
pyaahdozame: sickpage: I probably just passed out This is super fake and racist :\ I agree with that last comment. what the hell.
lauronicamarsthevampireslayer: holier-than-cow: 221cbakerstreet: beyondterrestrial: This is satisfying to me. They’re free Yes, but at what cost? 16 cents.
sagaltesfaye: eldejarnette: elhomme-manifique: Aye he look happy Post man finally get recognize after all the bills he deliver to us. this is honestly so cute….black excellence me thinks!
thickyonce: rubybellucci: susiethemoderator: ridge: when partition comes on the radio ME AS HELL chapterindex Omg dis me
willow: Me: :( Clouds: *start raining* Me: thanks, you get me :)
king-pharaoh-wilder:cozyboy001:yourfavmoroccan:OMG THIS MADE ME CRYYYYYYmy man got out of his car in traffic to fucking hug him Word. Dead stopped his car in the middle of the road.
trishathebrown: tokomon: The baby girl that was born just a few hours ago… her father wants to drown her in milk because he didn’t receive a male heir!Rekha as Ramdulaari // Lajja (2001) This is why it angers me when people reduce Bollywood to
mindthepup: ijustneedtoberichalready: brianszs: legit me in the car Me listening to Hits 1 this is me as hell
slayboybunny: ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world
Hey this is me c: Sorry you have to see two of me. I couldn’t choose one
cummbunny: everyone underestimates how kinky I am this is the worst thing thats ever happened to me lol
sherlockpotterhead: ragandboner: rlyhigh: crybabyofficial: prehistoric-tea: uncrystally: floweriste: gabbyroars: valleyofthelowsun: Today is 50 years. omg the fear she must have felt this makes me so sad wow A picture says 1000 words she
this is me being weird
cummbunny: You don’t know me but you’re a blog I really love and admire ♡ too shy to say so lol this is so sweet and omg you shouldnt be shy, look how cute!!!
tuxedomask3: curveappeal: This is me, I’ve always had issues with my body and I still do. I hope that one day I can learn to look at myself objectively and without criticism. AUS Size 16 Measurements; 42-33-46 Hot DAMN! You are GORGEOUS!!
ok but does anyone else feel like they need to adjust to their new toothbrushes when its time to replace them like you’re suddenly all, wow how the hell do i brush with this thi–FUCK i just stabbed my gum
latias: toastdurr: wallabyvvay: dancelilithdance: toastdurr: ironicbaking: toastdurr: “ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ” i thought this was me at first and i was really confused omg hi WE’RE MULTIPLYING uhhhhhhh hey
demonicvulcan: person: but it’s canon me: yes, but it’s very badly written, so we ignore it
toastoat: me: ok enough blogging time to Draw me: *tucks one leg under my body and gets into the most hunched gargoyle posture i can* im ready
pettyartist: Don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise! Late for #AceDay but I was stuck at work all day, boo! This is a message to all spectrums of ace peeps out there, from the Ace Trainers: Me, kynimdraws and shoelesscosmonaut!
crystalwitches: tbh…….if garnet pulled that ‘for me’ shit on me, not only would i stay at the temple for her, i would chain myself to the temple, i would give her all my money, i would offer my soul to the devil himself for garnet
castielsteenwolf: yourspookyginger: my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup
fucktales-woo-oo:Magica: Well, if it isn’t Webby Vanderquack.Webby: But it is me.Magica: No, it’s an expression—Webby: Your villain tricks won’t work on me.
empressofedge:I… cannot express the joy this gives me.
ladyghirahim: dangeroustoast: Wax seals being sealed is a fascinating experience Now THIS is something I can’t get behind
I saw these and they made me think of Bunny!Miku and Kitty!Luka ;//v//; look what you did to meeeee iM SCREAMMINGGGGGG yes this is perfect omfg♥ i wanna draw them again now oh noosdgGDG
esslie: i have an idea for a really, really long comic regarding their reunion. this is just a snippet/sneak peek of it for now, as school’s kicking me in the face at the moment. ; ^ ; it’s my goal to finish it when i’m on my next break!!
