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This is the type of thing that is produced when I’m bored but felling cute as fuck…. Snapchat - faceof-failure

supertitoblog: This is a Patreon commission for Brent Hardy he wanted me to do his OC Alura. Here’s her bio AGE: 25 RACE: White Eyes: Green Hair: Long Straight and Black Body: Hourglass / Muscle (like Chun-li or R-Mika from Street fighter 5) Bio: Alura

supertitoblog: A Night with Rouge!! This is a commission for frenchfrywizard He wanted me to do lewd scenes of my version of Rouge the Bat. I had a lot of fun do her again, and I adjusted he body a bit but not too much because it was already great.this

feathers-butts: Well, we’re not at exactly 4000 yet, but it’s only a short matter of time. This is pretty exciting! I have a lot of people to thank for this. Special thanks to all my friends and mutuals who have inspired me to do more and better

perchu: yea-nah: vio-and-his-tupla: karetahana: thisdefineswhoiam: this just happened on my dash… it happend again How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!! don’t let the anti-moreos guy see

but how are they even gonna win against this guy? he’s a beast and his eyeliner game is strong

theharrydaily: @narrynipslip: I can have this on repeat for the rest of my life

Me, this is exactly me. The unhiding? Most beautiful thing ever.

“HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY COOKING SKILLS” I love that it’s Lars VA and the fox is so offended when garnet says her appetite was spoiled by his cooking

captioned-vines: tahreza: when shes like “that one is” its the cutest thing in the world and its also me Boyfriend: [mumbles] “That’s sensational.” Girlfriend: “Actually, that’s not my favorite highlighter.” Boyfriend: “It’s not?”

I write ONE thing on someones wall on fb for the first time in months because it was absolutely neccessary and already the person who i always try to ignore, messages me the instant he sees it. Fuck

chandoo: ‘they’re not stylists after they get off work’

tormentedfantasy: caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell This is me on so many levels.

more-red-more-blue-more-beer: lyxdelsic: boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

radiopastel replied to your post:aw hell yea burn ban time to die in hundred+++++++…hellyeah the rain and cold here is killing me yea its going to flush away my house and all my possessions hell yeagive us all of these things. give it to texas.

gingerhaze: Finding out about Hawkeye’s 70’s miniskirt costume is one of my favorite things that has ever happened to me.

pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. this is one of the best posts i have ever seen OH MY GOD I laugh every time I see this

also if anyone has my number and wants to send me nice things that’d be cool bc I haven’t had wifi the past few days and everything is kind of closing in on myself right now.

fixzor: They see me ridin’…

anthonycrowley: i’m making this my new header image i swear

this is a pretty good summary of me, thank you xkit menu thing

joshifereverlark: ayaisamazing: It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty or plain, tall or short, or have things all over your face, because what truly matters is what’s inside you. this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post

chlorogirl:So, I am a cashier at a local supermarket. There’s a lull in the rush of customers at one point today, so my lane is empty, and I’m a bit zoned out, when a mother spots me daydreaming, and walks over with her approximately ten year old

mikashikato: local robot blushes at everything redraw of this old thing http://mmikato.tumblr.com/post/102900195787/mikashikato-blushes

maso-kisst:@country-and-rap treated me to a butterfly knife. Still getting the hang of it

kjaku: things that make me smile: koujaku the way koujaku says aoba’s name kouao koujaku’s smile koujaku aoba and koujaku koujaku and aoba koujaku making aoba laugh aoba making koujaku laugh!!!!!!!! k o u j a k u koujaku + aoba + happiness the way

megasixtyfour: “Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?” “There’s free food.”

almostwalrus: zenpencils: MAYA ANGELOU ‘Phenomenal Woman’ That’s me.

doingoxyinchurch: This thread on Twitter of deaf people describing sounds they heard for the first time when getting hearing aids is killing me. The sounds that fucked me up the most when I got my hearing aids were light switches, finger snapping, and

droptheglitter: therobotmonster: kuroba101: prismatic-bell: HERE’S THE THING THOUGH I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was

I hate posting serious/personal things on my blog because I don’t really know who is following me, but I don’t have any other outlets. I feel like shit. I am severely depressed and I am very unsure of how to deal with anything right now. I

Tagged by @em-muh to post my Top 5 Songs rn 1. Hide - FKA Twigs 2. Heavenfaced - The National 3. Marry Me - St. Vincent (specifically her La Blogotheque acoustic version) 4. My Favorite Things - John Coltrane 5. Garota from Ipanema - Antonio Carlos

07.18.2016 - 07.25.2016 all the things i’ve seen and done this past week have been too good + unreal

things that captivate me: the variations of the human formstretch marks and freckles, muscles moving beneath the skin, the planes of our backs, birth marks and those small spots & dots all over the skin, visible veins, collarbones, the bridge of the

12.05.2016 things are falling apart, left and right. what I thought the coming days, years even, would be is not at all the case anymore, in the worst way. where do I go from here?

my early mornings have consisted of being startled out of my sleep by my own death in dreams, two days in a row now. yes, there’s a great deal shifting, but I thought at least sleep would give me some peace from things. my dark circles are getting

elasticitymudflap: when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of

#1- If I asked you really nicely, would you employ me to be your fucktoy? While I am very talented at many other things, my only daily wish is to have all of my filthy little holes full of your cum.

kittenavalentine: Things are getting hot with the bae & like I can’t. Spending a week with him is all I can think about….this is truly going to be a wild, unforgettable summer. Bring it on.

Okay, kittens, here’s the thing:

bedupolker: Look ma! I made a tag yourself/alignment chart meme! sapphic girl stereotypes edition, inspired by that old thing.. Any resemblance to preexisting characters, real or imaginary, is purely coincidental. (I’m neutral butch tho)

tormentedfantasy: caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell This is me on so many levels.

jewceyblogging: rarewares: lorddanty: I was watching EEnE when this happened and I was laughing for so fucking long. I had to gif it, I needed other people to know. I wish I wasn’t in a rush to leave or I’d add text and shit. this is the funniest

yonceinthatlingerie: this whole thing has me crying

meowjorie:this kitten meows while she eats and it’s the funniest and cutest thing ever moschi-no-yes

chrevans:@ChrisEvans: ‘Excuse me, are u busy? Could I interest u in chasing squirrels with me outside? Or perhaps u could toss the frisbee? I have no plans today’

I would love, just once, to be able to bring up getting my tattoo to either of my parents without them repeatedly listing all the reasons they think I shouldn’t. Like maybe this is actually supposed to be a positive thing but they’re giving me so

I wasn’t really on my personal game when I recorded this and neither was my camera, but I’ve been putting off posting it for 2 weeks now. So I thought I’d be brave. This is what I’ve learned from doing the writing thing

things that make me cry:the opening of what the heart wants by selenakids who eat lunch by themselvesthe entire stand by me moviewhen rachel from friends finds out shes pregnantthis really emotional truck commercialdogs that look sadwhen people ask ‘are

what is time? literally minutes are the fucking stupidest thing i fucking hate them. why do we wear watches and how did people do time differences in the olden times?? i never want to wear a watch ever again this is stupid sundials dont even fucking work

I feel so lucky to be loved by you. I’m sorry for how corny this is but when I stop and think of the way you are, the way you treat me, the things you do, I just can’t believe how lucky I am to be with you. You are too good for your own good.

Seriously having the hardest time finding a diaper bag I like. I do nottt want to carry around a giant, purse-like thing with baby animals on it, or that’s brown and pink plaid, OR that is bigger than me! I’ve found one I like that’s

g4nseyiii: things you need to know when talking to me: i talk really fast i mumble sometimes i talk really fast and mumble at the same time sometimes the words from my head don’t transfer right to my mouth so i sometimes just speak nonsense and im

trans–backslide: bana05: brightindie: Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed This is legit and people don’t realize it. It’s even worse

This is literally the funnest thing I ever said

this-is-pretty-important: yazdom: Looking the best you can is a show of respect to those around you. - Tom Ford And the best way to get people to buy your product is by making them feel as though they are inadequate without it. - me, bitch.

saintlaurentgirl: *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

hmm if you guys have any ideas for faberry/brittana/whatever glee ship give em to me the ones i like i’ll draw out into a small funny doodle thing or y'know if i just get two i’ll just do two loolololo

oh i forgot to share this funny thing the other day:my mom had pandora on on the big tv to some random station, and one of the names of the songs that came on was “black velvet flirt”was…. was pandora the internet radio giving me a…

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