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While he was admittedly rock hard at his girlfriend’s new body, Mike was terrified by her placid responses to his questions.“I’m waiting for my new Master, of course.â€â€œI-I don’t get it! This doesn’t make any sense!â€â€œWhat’s not to get?
Had to remake this post so the person I follow doesn't know I reblogged this. Spell me your name and I'll answer. Hopefully this will help me connect with all of you.
Who likes short shorts? Let’s have some fun… if this gets over, hmm, 750 notes by this time tomorrow, I’ll post another like this but with ”boob” as you keep asking haha. Get liking/rebloging :D erinashford.tumblr.com
This reminds me of me when I did this, although I used a vibrator not a dildo and getting caught on the bus was a little embarassing…
Gonna do this once in a while since i get new fans all the time. For my new fans, this is me, my name is Ellie Hills and i live in Canberra, Australia and i am 19! :)
Lazy Friday. This is what I’ve been doing all day. Wishing someone would come get me and take me night swimming in the ocean.
thottyrunaan: me: there’s no way that tdp isn’t getting a s2.. the positive response was overwhelming ..,. netflix would be so stupid not to pick it up[tdp s2 gets announced]me: [lets out a huge sigh of relief i’ve been holding in for almost a
planturs: *stays alive just in case things get better*
This legitimately makes me so mad at the system and society right now, even tho I’m white this makes me wanna change shit, this makes me wanna get racism outta the system, get it out of my system, because this ain’t ok, it isn’t ok that PoC are
wifipasswords:me at 3 am: i need to get my life together im gonna go out and get a job right now im gonna do homework and go to the gym and do everything that needs to be done me in the middle of the day: im gonna lie down on the ground and forget
Blurry pics, but anyway. Chilean, bisexual girl. it makes me kinda nervous to post pictures of myself online, i’ve been having trouble with my body image bc anxiety issues and ED, but im getting out of there, one step at a time. Im latina, im bisexual,
This describes me so well
vickiking: This feels totally relevant right now, as I’m apparently still really into naked people AND grass, plus I get to hang out with lovely @vextape and a whole plethora of awesome humans in Berlin very soon. This is me and @codecorsair camming
leslielumarie: Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate every +Like I can get, but to be honest +likes don’t do shit for an artist. No one will look through your +likes except you. If you really like an artist give them some exposure, yknow? We work really
this-artist-rushes-in: my dysphoria is out of control since a few days. summer is coming closer, days are getting hotter and i cannot hide behind clothes much longer. my body is betraying me every single damned day. but. if this ruff boy can make it,
morenjg: desperate-fallen-angel: internetgf: so seductive THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME I will never stop reblogging this
trashkingmadara: sailorpalinstrashcan: Nervous but frisky Aoba is important to me. Also thick thighs. how the fuck did this get 800 notes
polarisopposites: commanderbutt: YO FRIENDS READ THIS BOOK NOW SOMEONE GET ME THIS BOOK.
This is me finally getting a work out in 🤢
ogfleecethotson: purpbanga: thomasjay32: theedark-knight: shaelamafuckinmarie: g-a-boy: Yoooooo shaelamafuckinmarie You buying this for me g-a-boy . I need this in my liiiiife Where can I get this ? Sooooooo ummmmm such a need!! no fucking
femi-zaiylunn: prissynecromancy: itsteesmallzhoe: readmyquiet: sonoanthony: My father said if this gets a million notes my father will buy me a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house with a garage and will buy me my first car Reblogs every time I see this!!
kya-lok: korrarity: daddymako: I’ll just drop this here. WATCH THIS OH MY GOD THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well…. yea but…. I don’t think I can order that off Uber eats?
If I ever form a feminist club on campus, our first order of business would probably be to educate people on the actual belief that it’s for gender equality, not hatred of men. Second act would probably be getting dress code equally targeted/enforced.
12.29.2016 while things haven’t quite been going very well, I’ve found that the days are getting a little easier of late. time will tell, hmm?
01.26.2019this week!!!! (note: i only ever post with cats but i promise i still love dogs with my whole heart; i just can’t get to any!!!)
People are sooo upset over the song ‘Pardon Me' by Survive This! this pisses me off. You can go and flame them and make this big huge deal about it and yet look at the career of Eminem. With songs like '97 Bonnie and Clyde’, 'Kill You’,
oooh-gurl: colormetamu: can i be corny real quick ? Such a look👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🌸🔥 Um excuse me how dare you do this to me
6ood:If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid
This was me and my friend the day of our grad photos last Thursday. I have been waiting 12 years for this day to come. I never thought I would make it with all the bullies and things that have happened, but I did. I have proof that everything does get
marlyindeed: coelasquid: Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls? Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh? Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit. Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive
waluigivevo: this website pisses me off
mimihamburger: end:this is the best vine This is the only vine.
fr0g-princ3: doomed-prince: This is how to friendship i’m always super happy when i see this get more notes because this was honestly just a picture for a really close friend of mine and i didn’t expect to see it get so many notes
I don’t know how to say “don’t get me a fuckin’ diamond ring, it’s a useless rock that has NO value to me” without making it seem like I want to be wifed up right this second
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the-fandoms-are-cool: I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one. you are the most evil person
cyberlocc: they’re bussing it wide over yonder I spent a good 5 minutes cackling at this I hate this website
madiniwa: WHAT DO WE WANT? COOL TATTOOS WHEN DO WE WANT EM’? NOW BUT THEN AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OR WHAT DESIGNS and I’m kind of worried about getting the wrong thing but at the same time I want to go with stuff I like and try not to worry
ochipi: artsynative: Genocide of Native Americans estimate total 95 - 114 million. Today there are an estimated total of 250,000 of us left. I won’t get too much into detail because I just want to hurry up and post this. Let me make this clear wearing
prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing
seppin: When U get too cocky and have like 50 tabs open and then God reminds U to stay humble and crashes the browser and U lose all of them
willow: Me: :( Clouds: *start raining* Me: thanks, you get me :)
kimreesesdaughter: tamaraaal0vee: missytobi: losive: meche-williams: When you suppose to be getting dressed but the liquor kick-in 🥃 Dawggggggg this is ME AF Literally me every time this song comes on 😂 ^^^^ This me
Get me this! GET ME THIS GET ME THIS GET ME THIS NOWWW.
Get me some love,
serenitised: fallenintohell: “approximately one million people worldwide die by suicide each year.this corresponds to one death by suicide every 40 seconds.or about 3,000 deaths by suicide daily.” Everyone reblog this please this makes me so
janemba: *customers walk in* Me: God get a fucking life and stay out of my business
We aren't the girls who get 42 'likes' on our Facebook pictures, we aren't the girls that act dumb to get the guys, or that wear shorts with our asses hanging out. We care more about music than popularity. We are the girls who have laughing fits without
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This is so rushed and amateur but I hope you get a laugh out of it. :)OMFG IM DYING THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY 22 YEARS OF LIFE. I LOVE YOU AND THIS.
cumragdoll: watching this gets me wet.
daddys-princess-kitty77:hisvintagesub:How I serveI get @dirtylove88 drinks when neededI serve him first when we eat I cook supperI suck his cockHow he DomsHe gets me drinksHe serves me first when we eat (this one usually depends on who cooks)He cooks
mustiest: *reblogs my own post 97 times* wow! when did this get notes (:
sadgrl: ever get so thirsty n just think to urself im gonna drink so much water. hell. yea. hell yea fuck yea water
rebuy: disarms: screencock: This is still as messed up as it gets. YALL WRONG OMG this is me
acrosc:me: i’m an Artist who Does Art me: *was gonna draw, but watches netflix instead* me: *was gonna draw, but gets on tumblr instead* me: *was gonna draw, but falls asleep instead*
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
This Gets Me Off
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