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One thing about me is that I’m very patient, instead of peppering you with a bunch of uglies I’ll wait and hit you with some tactical hotness. It’s been a year since I’ve known about princess. Our time is coming soon. I see another
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(M) My three favorite things about a handjob/blowjob from (S)… (1) She NEVER, EVER neglects my balls. (2) She likes to jerk me hard and decisively to a finish when she knows it’s arrived… (a) she will many times have that
(M) My 4 favorite things about a blowjob/handjob from (S)… 1-when she plays with my nipples while doing it 2-when she comes up for kisses and keeps jacking me hard 3-she’s not afraid of my cum. she wants it and asks for it. 4.-she knows
Talkin' about body piercings today
thelivingwiccan:pollymay:musical-chan:pilgrimkitty:discovereternity:Forget me notMy favorite thing about Forget-Me-Nots is that they change color depending on the acidity of the soil so you can get pink or purple ones growing right next to the blue ones.P
angryninja101: Does no one care about me? by ~King-of-Losers Being afro american I feel I can say this. I shall refer to the black Aqualad as Blaqualad! That is all!
The fun thing about a long queue is that I typically bulk queue fanart for new stuff I’m into so in like a year or whatever when it ends up getting posted you can tell what I was super into at that time, but what I’m into currently? It is a mystery!
Alcohol and me = big accidentGuess who was a drunk careless little girl last night and had a accident.. yep me! It’s a little embarrassing actually *blushes* but a few things about me when I drink are 1. I’m a deep sleeper 2. I haven’t drank In
babylon-musica: duxwontobey: Gender is like an answer to a question, its not always a simple yes or no. Are you douglas adams but reborn cos that was some deep thought awesomeness WHAT WHAT OMG YOU BOTH SAID THIS THING ABOUT ME ABOUT THIS DOUGLAS
markiplier: sleepyteafish: Any suggestions for Markiplier fanart things? Me on a mountain of nerds holding a flaming dildo sword riding a Pepe lion with gangnam style man as a cherub flying about me. @markiplier was this what you were thinking of?
im pretty sure i’ve made my fb a safeplace for me to wander around but sometimes i still get some asshole in my newsfeed talking about how “bisexuality is not real/ doesnt exist”and it makes me SO ANGRY like, i should know better and try not to
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beyonslayed: *random bad thing happens to me* Me: homophobia never sleeps I see…
Oh yea I made another nsfw blog for all things not H, but who’s kidding i’ll most likely post H there too. It’s still setting up and i’ll probably get back to making gifs once it’s all set up. Also sorry i haven’t posted in a shit long
YOU GUYS I’M GONNA CRY OH MY GOD ON FACEBOOK I POSTED A LITTLE THING ABOUT GENERATIONS AND HOW THE OLD ONE SHOULD BE MORE SUPPORTIVE TOWARD THE NEW ONE AND MY ////LEAD PASTOR//// JUST SAID I SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT LEADERSHIP AND THAT HE WOULD
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wolvelihood: #me everyday
rabdoidal: I’ve been thinking a lot about how gay people say I love you, and I mean that literally. I’ve known people for a few hours most, and said “I love you” and meant it - new years parties, university tutorials, anime conventions - the
mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy
profoundlyimpossiblemoon: i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that
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thumbsup4rockandroll: apollo-jetic: itsybitsyjoltik: the mewtwo’s birthday thing made me think about something…it’s genuinely wild to me how many people there are on this site now who weren’t even born at the height of the pokemon fad. honestly
I literally love so much when actors are passionate about the characters they play and clearly really enjoy being them and just like bring it up randomly or reference the characters or talk about them or passionately defend them. It’s just the best
devipotato: devipotato:does everyone just have one of those friends that’s really into bears. a bearfriend my favorite thing about this post is when someone with a bear-related url reblogs it because i know they’re going “that’s me! i’m the
I think an important thing about this show is that, at its heart, its about Steven’s relationships with the Gems. And its very much a sibling relationship. Like, that’s where it comes from. Rebecca Sugar created the show specifically around her brother,
1 thing about me? : im not going to change for anybody. im only going to change for ME. im not as serious as some people perceive me to be. i actually CAN be friendly. i like to have fun as much as the next man/woman. but trust and respect is earned NOT
hoursago: for real though look me in the eye and tell me which is more likely for these two
heownsyourgirl: The worst thing about me taking over your life isn’t that I force you to get me hard before I fuck your wife. It’s that you’ve started to like it. This is so me
heartkage: the sexiest thing about me? i dont know anything about homestuck
how about we do the ships thing?
officialfrenchtoast: me to my bestfriend
aysonatelier:i used to hate the fact that i romanticize everything and i feel things so deeply but honestly i think that’s the best thing about me
guyrim replied to your post: “good things about me: I’m 5”3 so I can fit into your bag…. or pants …”: neutral things: you live in florida, so there’s a good chance that if you got shot, it wouldn’t be because of a white person
zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here True things about me.
So if you ever tell me that one of my non-het pairings doesn’t work because they’re obviously platonic I will probably have an instant dislike for you. Reason being the amount of times random people asked me “is she your sister?”
Seriously, I just can’t even do anything but be pissed off for the rest of the day. No doubt my mom’s typing away about this on her Facebook where she always puts her personal things about me. “Daughter’s fighting with another
tasksforsubsandslaves: lusciouslunaxoxo: “For every bad thing I may be There’s a better thing about me you just don’t see” Some more body writing from @Lusciouslunaxoxo, I love the positivity, not all body writing submissions for the theme
found this photo and accompanying newspaper article in a moving box.. it had been hanging in my parents’ hallway since 1995 so I always saw the picture and sometimes read the article.. it’s about my grandfather (who died before I was born) who was
my-raggedy-detective: if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
basically-bri: I want someone. I want someone to think about me when they close their eyes at night and think of me when they wake in the morning. Someone who will play with my hair and hold my hand. Someone who appreciates my best, but can handle me
handsomedogs: I wanted submit another photo of my aussie, Keller. I submit her every so often and I always see really negative responses so I wanted to tell her story so people can stop assuming things about me and about her. Keller is a double merle
unamusement-park-deactivated202:i think the sexiest thing about me is that sometimes i read about identities i don’t understand and instead of assuming they’re fake i go “cool, none of my business” then respect those identities
dance97:no more about page if you want to know things about me make them up in your head
trust: eternal-sighs: thingswhatareawesome: mother-fucking-avengers: cherizo: growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself
crpl-pnk: don’t stop inviting your disabled friends to do things because they usually say no, don’t stop trying to hang out with us because you assume we’re not up for it, don’t avoid us once you know we’re sick. i’ve lost so many friends
I don't understand why people think they know every single thing about me just because i don't yell things from the rooftops.
queenlionesss: There are thousands of people who have been following me on social media for 10 years now and this makes them think they know me…but they don’t have a clue. Some things about me….1. I’m actually pretty shy. I’m not completely
mygripmyfocus: I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow because I get the feeling this will be my entire attitude about the whole fucking thing. ugh, me too.
megandmrbig: So when someone says they like all the things about me that I’m self conscious about, I always wait for the other shoe to drop. To find out that’s it’s all been some horrible joke at my expense :( And this
220211: “I think that now that I’m 24 years old and I look at all the friends I have and all the people around me that love me for who I am, I realise that they love all the different things about me that are not like anyone else and I think that
kinkeybabeyy: Take advantage of the fact that I have a hard time saying no. Touch me inappropriately. Intimidate me. Treat me like an object and sexualize every little thing about me. Show me that my place is on my knees right in front of you!
things that make me feel better about myself that I think a lot of people forget
Can you guys do me a favor and report this account for me? She is an insane person who comments on everything I’m tagged in saying awful things about me and tagging my agency and clients I’ve worked with. I don’t understand why she still
sciaenops: Two things about this little attraction at Disneyland Paris. 1.) Scream donation is the cutest thing ever. And useful. Got rowdy kids? “Go scream into that thing for awhile.” Theraputic AND fun! 2.) Look who’s on the sign.
sexpulse: i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares