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skepticphantom: susiebeeca: susiebeeca: Have you ever had one of those nights where your train of thought ends up between “How do sloths have sex?” and “I’m not Googling that”? I’M DYING Why. Why. Why were those the first two questions??
thegayeducator: deliciouskaek: eshusplayground: ai-yo: anniilaugh: raideo: doctorsassysteinbutt: catbountry: cineraria: The Amazing Happy Birthday Candle - YouTube SHIT. i want this for my birthday. WHAA holy shit, who invents these things,
I just found two DVD-Rs with hundreds of BL/yaoi doujin burned on to them??? These are so old that I don’t even remember where I got them. Like the handwritting on them is def not mine… Hell I don’t even think the handwritting belongs to my
raerianna: (What’s this? Two plots and a contract in one drabble? Dun dun dun….) Read More
robotsandmagicalboys: Two posts I did on asexualadvice I’m really proud of (one on demi being a valid orientation and one on ace/aro self acceptance) are getting a lot of notes. It makes me really happy that’s the case. Cause I joined that blog cause
41/∞ : my two favorite people ♥chensoo during angels
darthvcder: “triggers are always super serious and not just little things” two of my Big Triggers r the lullaby ‘go to sleep little baby’ and the goddamn veggietales jonah movie. sounds p dumb and made up right? they’re both heavily related
I was tagged by @sapphicfaery to make and post my own aesthetic moodboard! Thanks, it was pretty fun! (I don’t know if I did it right, I’ve never done this before)I don’t know if any of my followers like doing this sort of thing but if you want
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
Do you ever have those guy friends that make all of these subtle sexual comments at you and you know nothing can actually happen between you two but they’re just so damn good at it
bellamybake: Females are strong as hell! TWO OF THEM DIE THOUGH AND IT’S SADDDDDDDD
pangur-and-grim:beast-glatisant:beast-glatisant:I think one of the worst things this site has normalized is the idea that sorting out disagreements privately in DMs is bad or creepy. years ago my housemate made a bizarre callout post about me and when
striders: there’s not anyone on my dash talking about obama’s plan to provide two free years of community college to everyone who’s willing to do 8 hours of community service per term and maintain a 2.0 gpa and let me just say: please, god, holy
hubblive: Two of everyone’s favorite celebrities, Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt come together to perform, ‘What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?“ - this one’s an oldie, but definitely a goodie.
wefuckingtimetravelled:lix storm in the hour, series oneepisodes one + two + three↪❝ go on, jump. i dare you.❞
I passed second year!! I also got a first!! I’m going to be leaving Paris in just over two weeks!!? I have to pack up all my stuff in the space of twelve days!?
belledearie: favorite little ouat cast things: two very handsome ‘dead’ men and their ability to laugh at their untimely demises (r.i.p. bros)
The things two people do to each other they remember. If they stay together, it’s not because they forget; it’s because they forgive. - Demi Moore
slimiest: a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he
I got all A’s in my classes this semester and today is two years with Lionel!
there are better things ahead than we leave behind | via Tumblr en We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/74625736/via/Csteverde
sl0thlove: ryanislast: considerthishippie: Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers. think about all the sex There are two kinds of people.
captain-brownie: lumos5000: captain-brownie: always date a tumblr boy because if you choose them right they’re already well educated on periods and other feminine things and they know how to deal with our fandom addictions and are probably fandom
byepeasant: About two years ago I posted the first picture of me without my hair online. Since then I haven’t really chosen to talk about it all that much anymore. From time to time, I’m really ashamed and I always wish that I wasn’t this way..
harukitten: I bought this cute bralette thing two years ago and have never worn it because my boobs always want to say hello (✿´ ꒳ ` )
its funny how often ppl mistake my Nepeta for either Meulin or the Discipleand i’m just likeok but if anything, one thing that both Meu and Disciple have that Nepeta doesn’t is long hair that should kinda help be the first clue dont'cha think
snake-hyena-bear-lion: Seriously these two…
about the D/DD thing...
Dipper screaming like a little girl in front of the author is the greatest thing in the universe
Some interesting things from from the Gravity Falls SDCC Q&A
“One thing we are going to see on the course of the series is how even tough Mabel is happy and cute all the time,she´s not ready to grow up and the future is more haunting to her than she would like to admit”-Alex Hirsch, SDCC2015
stcrlghts:i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
hentai-ass: ahaleyscomet:Ok, so, a friend of a friend was at some fancy schmancy party in NY, and she was getting majorly creeped on by two older guys- they had her basically cornered and she was getting really uncomfortable. So, she scans the room,
Pearls pile is perfect and neatSteven’s emulates Pearls pile because he probably learned how to do it from herAmethyst folds the shirts messily and just piles them onGarnet has Two pilesEven they way the fold clothes is conductive of their personalities
Steven can’t tell what’s more impressive, that they know what’s gonna happen next in the game even though it’s their first time playing it or the fact that they can play with two people simultaneously on one DS
mudflaparts: Runes: G A R N E TType: Fusion WitchNature: Devotion The Fusion Witch. Her nature is devotion. The amalgamation of two kindred spirits that pledged to never be without the other, the desire to be forever unified is her only driving force.
dokirosi: RUPPHIREBOMBDay 2 : human!AU by far my favorite AU and I don’t even care hiding it. I love how small Ruby and Sapphire are and how Garnet isn’t. So garnet have two really small mamas and when Garnet does something bad, they order her
amb00bs: klewblr: queenmyr: owlskintrenary: By far my favorite couple I have ever gotten the privilege of photographing. Cant wait to see these two blossom. This is absolutely beautiful. Great photos! Omg perfection. Maybe I do hope for this one
johnandkatpluseight: yooooo it’s not as cute as what you drew, and I’ve got no Jake, but I based my cosplay off that one two panel comic thingy you made ;u; well also that dumb meme but w/e i got the idea from you and that’s all that matters
techykisses: there are two good reasons why people wear zodiac signs they’re happy to wear their sign in public and it could be a great conversation starter and you know it looks really nice you know the second reason why you piece of filthy t r a
like two days late but for once I haven’t forgotten about pocky day lmao – aand that continuation for those who asked :^)
life's things ❀
Some things never change
bigbigtruck: lovelylops: the things i find on the internet unmute it fUCK
Another out of context twitter thing
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i havent used procreate in like two years (since i had my own ipad+stylus) but all i had today was a borrowed ipad so i did a quick colour-in with my finger on this blessed app that i miss very much just like deadpool misses his biderman(g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e)
i am finally home u_u i will never ride in a car for two days without a/c ever again //falls to the nice cold floor
uhhffgg I just got home from working my first job-ish thing and I MADE SOME MONEY HAAAAAYYYY but I hurt everywhere aaaahhhh
bakamewling: Heya Dash~ <3 Love the art, had a bit longer than ask length, prompt thing? Not sure if it’s more Ladybug or Checkmate. The jist of it is that Blake and, i’ll go with Weiss with the prompt, is that Blake’s using the heel of her
rwbyuri: dogtit: i already blocked u so you’ll probably never see this, but im still gonna go at this because it really really needs to be said chill the fuck out already, goddamn. honestly y’all gonna go on a rampage over ships of all things??
kumafeels: ‘Medusa - Do you trust me to take care of you?’ ‘Aurora - Oh the things I want to do to you….’ THE BOTH OF YOU. STOP IT. STOP IT. MY POOR GAY HEART CANT TAKE THIS. THIS IS TOO MUCH. THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH I CAN TAKE.
yangsmash: three hundred days of rwby: day one hundred and sixty two
kuro-kelly:Pls go shopping together you two make it a date
me: hears movie scene playing in living room of two women getting hurt and/or about to be r/apedme: :) me: what the fuck? :)
“Hey, what happened with you two?”“We just had a… misunderstanding.”
daydream24-7: .Post battle angst/comfort is my favorite thing! ≖‿≖two because I can’t choose which is better bruh
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