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tattsandkink1: markercub: tattsandkink1: Pissed my trackies sat down it didn’t really work but briefs are piss wet so I’ll add spunk to the mix Some materials don’t work very well unless they are more worn in. I bet it still felt great though
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disgustinghuman: protowilson: People don’t realise there’s a cost incurred that allows for all the years that artist worked on their skills to improve, that compensated for the times they had to work two or more shitty jobs just to cover the most
homura-chu: … i usually don’t imagine grown up madohomu to look like this. well just a quick sketch before i go to bed. Romcom and domestic Madoka AUs are my life force! acutally any au where they’re happy-ish c:
vmitycore: thelxnewxlf: norsecow: childwithoutmordacid: The Lucker stomp. Suicide silence are fucking snakes for replacing him He died… They’re carrying on his memory. they don’t deserve to have to give up all their hard work and dedication
hashtagthatsreal: traptinaturkeydinner: The thing I love about NASA is that if something doesn’t work or doesn’t exist, THEY BUILD A NEW THING, on a relatively small budget and then they don’t bogart the technology with copyright stuff ….SCIENCE!
njaz512: I fantasize about coming home early from work to find my husband having his dick sucked by some hot, younger woman. I hear them before I see them and they’re both so into it they don’t notice me come in. I stand silently and watch her take
“Trust Me. I’m a woman.” That’s the tagline on Female Agent. No, these “agents” don’t work for the FBI or an insurance company. You come to them when you want to work in porn or model and they claim to help you break into the biz. Well,
I just have not had time to work on this. But I’m not dead! Here’s a preview! They don’t have clothes yet ‘cause I was just working out the poses and proportions/height differences. No idea when I’ll finish this, but at least
supermunchor: In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
scalefeathers:you know when you’re working on a drawing and the anatomy isn’t quite right and you’re not sure why and so you draw the skeletons underneath to see if that shows up any issues with proportion that might be obscured by meat and clothes
kouha: my moms abusive fucking boyfriend “knocked her over”(they both say it was an accident but i dont believe it) and broke two of her ribs. she just got out of the ER(she doesnt have health insurance). they both work at a peanut stand he owns
biblioprincessdalian:When programmers invented rubber duck debugging they were right but what they don’t tell you is that this also works for like 90% of other complex intellectual tasks. Nothing solves a problem faster than just trying to explain it
songbirde108: mercurialkitty: emmagrant01: clevermanka: youcangofindatree: moremetalthanyourmom: Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move Gotta try it I work
getbiggerlady: THE TREATMENT IS WORKING I can clearly see that the new electriclifemedical pills are working on you. It has only been 4 weeks now, and you have already doubled in size. It just sad that they don’t produce any milk yet. Maybe we should
ariellako: elbiram: hello-kinkyboy: kinkythingsilike: his-in-california: Fucking hot! I want to work there. The guys getting fucked should be strapped to the table so they can’t move and ball gagged so they don’t object so much. Agreed.
Old playstation survives Oklahoma Tornado. They don’t make em’ like they used to. I remember I once lost a N64 cartridge, spent all winter outside and I found it in the spring… and it still worked perfectly.
his-in-california: Fucking hot! I want to work there. The guys getting fucked should be strapped to the table so they can’t move and ball gagged so they don’t object so much.
I NEED TO WORK ON HEADCANONS!!!!!!!!!! but so far I have: trans woman garcia agender reid trans man morgan (maybe? his past makes me a little ah no about it, but as the anon pointed out, it’d be p great) I’ll get more, don’t worry.
OK peeps I’m gonna work on the alternative version prompts tonight so if there is anyone else who wants one please send a # I’ll try to do an many as I can
bpdrotten: Are you a ‘push them away so they can’t abandon you’ borderline or a ‘do everything you can so they won’t abandon you’ borderline?
Ugh, I final broke down and spent an hour writing an one paragraph email to the animal hospital to see if they had any job openings. Which they probably don’t since there was several techs there last week :[ but I literally might just straight
worldofthecutestcuties: My twins. I don’t think they know they’re adopted.
aboutstark: Alec “Tired AF” Hardy Why does everyone use first names so much, like they all work in marketing? Why do people insist on doing that? I mean, if you look at a person, I look at you, you know I’m talking to you. I don’t need to say
tarynel: A lot of women lower their standards to seem like the cool girl. They don’t wanna come off as a bitch or a gold digger when in reality all they want is effort. That may work for you in the first stages of the relationship but I guarantee you
There’s a movie on SyFy later today called “Airplane vs Volcano” and just… how… does that work? That isn’t just “airplane flies away from volcano. The end”? I don’t understand…Although I guess
sergethecurious: On days I don’t work-out I wear work-out clothes, they stretch with my cheat meals. 😂 #ButchLittleBear
ntshaajiji: asterixa: sizvideos: Mums and MaidsVideo Most of these maids are from the Philippines, working overseas, leaving their children and family behind to raise someone elses’ child and it’s unfair that they don’t get the days off they
nebulousnoiz: supergameboytwo: Tumblr can’t enable replies again because they don’t remember how it works theyre so obviously trying to stall for time cuz they have no idea what theyre fucking doing
sugarspicemelanin: tarynel: A lot of women lower their standards to seem like the cool girl. They don’t wanna come off as a bitch or a gold digger when in reality all they want is effort. That may work for you in the first stages of the relationship
holybolognajabronies: empressrarapo: holybolognajabronies just curious if this is how you feel too ;) Lol I don’t work cashier I work overnightBut fuck this store lolIf my Target was getting robbed I’d let them do they thang and rob a month’s
desbreaux: sighinglotus: desbreaux: Its snowing like 6 inches out there and white people walking around in short sleeve shirts omg I swear white people dont get cold.. like I been saying this for the longest I think they don’t they skin must work
“You know, who cares where happiness comes from? Look, we’re all a little weird, we’re all a little wacky — some more than others — but…if it works, it works. You got something here. (…) Don’t let that go. Okay? You’ll never forgive
ghostgirlninja1122: marauders4evr: royalmindspoorsouls: fxckpain: This was so much work, so please don’t steal. My life energy This person took 100 different photos and carefully put them together into a gif. Needless to say, they are truly living
samwesson: who cares where happiness comes from? we’re all a little weird, we’re all a little wacky - some more than others - but if it works, it works. you got something here. don’t let that go. you’ll never forgive yourself.
lizleeships: ….They hurt his cinnamon sugar pumpkin muffin cake.AKA: When it’s not actually toxic masculinity, it’s boner-at-work prevention!Also, this just in: I cannot draw were-dinosaur-wolf things for sh*t(Don’t repost)————–Hey,
leawesomesloth: this Sorry it’s just a doodle, was looking for something to draw while waiting for my work to render. I might do a proper digital one after my work is done. Also, sorry if they don’t look entirely like the characters, it’s like my
kinkythingsilike: his-in-california: Fucking hot! I want to work there. The guys getting fucked should be strapped to the table so they can’t move and ball gagged so they don’t object so much. Agreed.
ladiee3dmel: -truthtopower: domos-lunchbox: tygershire: moshtilldeath: Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY. its because your senses don’t work seperately, they work together.
jonnovstheinternet: “I work at PetSmart and they wanted us to put a pet on our nametag, but they don’t have to be your actual pet.” [via]
sodomymcscurvylegs: jturn: sodomymcscurvylegs: Bottoms need to stop fighting over tops and make them actually work for it so that they don’t go around thinking their entire job is to stick their dicks in and put zero effort because they’re “in
turing-tested: don’t let tumblr tell you it’s not okay to: feed your roomba dirt so they feel like they did hard work put a play pen AROUND your roomba so you can keep them safe give your roomba glitter as a special treat roombas are a part of the
hello-kinkyboy: kinkythingsilike: his-in-california: Fucking hot! I want to work there. The guys getting fucked should be strapped to the table so they can’t move and ball gagged so they don’t object so much. Agreed. Debería haber un sitio
youngblackandvegan: white people will never understand that a person of color explaining to them very painful topics that pertain to race is work and you should appreciate when they do talk about it and respect when they don’t want to talk about it
mahjongnookulus: purrsona5: mahjongnookulus: gunrunnerhell: Can Can Concealment A line of specialized concealment holsters for women who carry. They come in different colors and trims for both the waist and thigh models. The red and black “Valentine’s
I made waffles in a sandwich toaster because I am a maverick (also the internet said it would work so). they don’t come out pretty but they taste good!recipe
sissyslutcaps: You come home after work to find your girlfriend fucking and sucking two hung black guys. They don’t even stop as you stand there staring, “I’m *oh fuck!* so sorry babe! They made me *oh god!* do it!” *mmmphg* *slurp* *suck* You
starlightomatic: kairos89: yikes ok but can we talk about how *even in* amazon’s faked description of how amazing it is to work for them, employees still need energy drinks to get through the day??? they’re so far up capitalism’s ass they don’t
writing-prompt-s: Two kingdoms are at war with eachother. A third, larger kingdom becomes a threat to both of them. In order to defeat them, they must put aside their differences and work together. They don’t.
ceilingfan5:9th level warlock except she’s just a weird little girlshe makes up all her spells and sometimes they work and sometimes they don’tshe prayed to her patron for help to “smite her enemies” and her patron was like what
(I got this tag from Rosie - thank you!!:) Rules: In a text post, list 10 books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard - they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the
i’m so glad that Aussies don’t seem to have a clue about the joys of feijoas. it just means i get to nick them all from the tree in front of work and make all sorts of stuff. today i made Feijoa jam with vanilla and fresh ginger, as well
straightmenrock: Oh yeah, you like having that ass cunt worked, don’t you. You’re not a man at all, men don’t have little clits for dicks, and they don’t have ass cunts that respond like a wet pussy.
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